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You might think being a porn star with a massively adoring fan base would be all glitz and glamour and free trips to Paris, but the truth is that it can also be filled with less pleasant perks like creepy stalkers and shoulder stink and finding out that your house burned down while you were attending a porn convention out of town. After the jump, cuddle up with Fleshbot Crush Object™ Dana DeArmond while the simple act of checking her MySpace messages becomes a perilous journey full of dodgy producers who want to see more "revealing photos" (as if her existing resumé wasn't informative enough), too many exclamation points, and a next door neighbor who keeps stealing her wireless access. We might get a little stalkerish ourselves sometimes where Dana is concerned, but at least we know the difference between "can" and "may".

· Dana Mailbag Part 1 (YouTube; see previous installment here)
· Dana DeArmond on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Dana DeArmond's Adult DVD Store (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Dana DeArmond's Decorative Taint, Catching Up WIth Dana DeArmond, Dana DeArmond And the Curse Of The Fleshbot Video Interview, Dana DeArmond Needs A Hug (And A Place To Live), DVD Review: "Girls Lie", Preview: "Dana DeArmond Does The Internet"