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We admit that we're a little behind on our Canadian television documentaries (we blame TiVo) which is why we missed out on the airings of "A Perfect Fake," the story of man's attempts to find companionship and orgasms through artificial means. Fortunately, the fine users of YouTube (of course) share with us some of the highlights of this mesmerizing (and occasionally spooky) tale. We go to Japan after the jump for a look at men and their dolls and then introduce you to the Cadillac of "wanking devices."

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For some guys, one love doll just isn't enough. They collect them like action figures, but treat them like members of the family. Parts One and Two deal with a fellow whose relationship to his dolls looks more like a schoolboy crush than erotic lust.

Part 3 gets a little more kinky. This guy has to keep a separate apartment for all of his ladies, and he has some thoughts about the sexual logistics of plastic.

Part Four moves beyond dolls to the more hardcore world of electronic sex. Behold the PenisTron!

· Doll Collector, Parts One, Two, Three and Four (YouTube; Part Four via wfmu.org)
· "A Perfect Fake" (primitive.net)

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Previously: Teddy Babes, Love Doll's Pantyhose, "My Ladies": Sex Doll Album, Purity Doll/Japanese Love Doll Videos, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel, Realdoll Threeways, Japanese Sex Doll Watch, Sex Toy of the Week: The Body Doll, Make Your Own Sex Doll, The RealDoll Museum, German Sex Dolls, Love Dolls by 1st-PC Realdoll Threeways