By Dashiell Bennett, 2:54 PM on Tue Oct 16 2007, 37,284 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Because we're in a giving mood today, we thought we'd give you some money shots. A lot of them. In fact, the title of this YouPorn video claims 250 in five minutes and 33 seconds. A quick back of the envelope calculation tells us that this would set some sort of land speed record, so they may be exaggerating slightly for effect. But the video is five minutes and 33 seconds long and it is does contain quite an large number of cumshots. By the way, we've just done another back of the envelope calculation and you now owe us $20 million dollars. (Approximately. There's no need to get greedy.)

· 250 Cumshots in 5min and 33 sec (youporn.com)

Previously: Portfolio: Who Wants To Own YouPorn?, Flesh Flicks: Slow Motion Money Shots (Extended Remix)