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Video Playpen: The Greatest Internet Porn Videos OF ALL TIME!

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:22:05 EST

You've heard about the concept of "the wisdom of crowds", right? It basically means that although you by yourself are an idiot, when you're surrounded by a lot of other idiots your collective idiocy merges into one giant superbrain that makes excellent decisions: if everyone agrees, you can't go wrong! Well, that's basically what the internet has become, because every website we come across—especially ones devoted to say, free porn videos—has instituted some sort of rating or popularity system in order to determine what content is the absolute bestest there is. So we've gathered the highest ranking clip from five popular (and remember, popular = "the best") video sharing sites and gathered them here so you can see that wisdom at work. Now you may be thinking to yourself, "I've seen better videos than these on the web before," but what do you know ... you were wrong! Are you seriously going to second-guess the entire internet? Didn't think so.

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· Japanese School Girls (Megarotic)

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· Brunette Does Anal in Reverse Cowgirl (Shufuni)

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· First time on Camera (PornoTube)

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· "18yr Old Girl Gets a Surprise Creampie in the Gloryhole" (Haporn)

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· Sexy Blonde having some Fun (RedTube)

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Video Playpen: Stocking Stuffers

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:56:39 EST

Yes, it's been well established that "Christmas porn" pretty much just means "babes in Santa hats," but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there's a tree in the background! These are subtle differences to be sure, but since you've chosen to spend your Noel with us, it's only fair that we use our trained eyes to help you get in the holiday spirit. If this collection of XXXmas videos doesn't make you want to roast your chestnuts, then you, Scrooge and the Grinch will have a lot to talk about while you play with your lumps of coal.

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· Pretty Santa Girl Blowjob (RedTube)

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· Hardcore christmas party (Pornhub)

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· Wife gets Black Stallion for Christmas (RedTube)

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· Lesbian Reindeer (Megarotic)

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· Christmas Lesbians! (Pornhub)

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· Kate's Playground Spanking (Megarotic)

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· Three Tight XXXMas chicks share Santa (Pornhub)

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· Three Tight XXXMas chicks share Santa 2 (Pornhub)

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· More Xmas Lesbians (Megarotic)

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· Christmas Soapy Massage with Happy Ending! (Pornhub)

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Video Playpen: Pool Party!

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 16:59:10 EDT

The end of summer not only means the end of beach season, it also means that you probably have to close up your outdoor pool, which is really too bad. From what we've learned, it's an excellent place to meet and greet fun new people. (Of course, by "greet' we mean "fuck.") We don't know whether it's the swimsuits, the sun, or the diving board, but pools seem drive people wild—and for some reason they also generate a disproportionate amount of group sex opportunities. It must be because of the easy clean up afterwards. After showing him such a good time, it's the least the pool boy could do.

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· Redhead Fucks by the Pool (Megarotic)

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· Group sex by pool (Haporn)

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· Asians in a pool (Shufuni)

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· Under Water Blow Job (PornoTube)

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· 4 big tittied MILFS fucking (Haporn)

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· good orgy next to the pool (Shufuni)

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· Outdoor lesbian threesome (Haporn)

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· Underwater Action (Megarotic)

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· Kiddie Pool Fuck 2 (Haporn)

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· Pool party (Shufuni)

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· Crazy chicks in a pool sharing one cock (Megarotic)

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Video Playpen: Hitting The Bottle

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:37:48 EDT

It's Friday, which means as soon as the boss' back is turned it's time to sneak out early and find a bar where you can kick back and raise the old elbow. (Or just crack open that fifth of Cuervo that's hidden in your file cabinet and pass out under your desk until Monday morning. Not that we know anyone who would do that.) The only danger with either strategy is that once you've got a few in you, that wine or beer or liquor bottle might start looking pretty good ... and then we all know what happens next. The following group of tipplers may or may not have had one too many before "recycling their empties". But whatever they're doing, it's better than drinking alone.

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· Slut Fucks Herself With Bottle (Shufuni)

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· Delicious Belicia (Haporn)

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· chateau (PornoTube)

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· Maryam Fucks With Banana And Wine (Shufuni)

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· Bambi and Lora Craft in New Year's Night Special (Haporn)

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· Wine Bottle (PornoTube)

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· Bottle Sex (Shufuni)

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· Water Bottle - VERY EXTREME (Megarotic)

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· Woman Inserts Bottle In To Pussy (Shufuni)

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· Bottle fuck (Megarotic)

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Video Playpen: "Caught" In The Act

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:42:14 EDT

If there's one good thing about this ultra-paranoid, hyper-surveilled government nanny state our world has become, it's that pretty much every sex act that takes place anywhere gets caught on camera. Security cams, web cams, cellphone cams ... if you're getting busy anywhere that isn't a pitch black airtight container, chances are it's being recorded and will eventually be uploaded to the web. There are so many different places for you to get caught that the only limit is the imagination of the pervs who are spying on you. By the way, we certify that every one of these clips is 100% genuine amateurs caught unawares, having sexual relations that were not at all staged. The internet wouldn't lie to us.

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· Bathroom (Shufuni)

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· Laundry Room (Shufuni)

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· Living Room (Shufuni)

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· Elevator (Shufuni)

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· Parking Garage (Shufuni)

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· Wood Shop (PornoTube)

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· Office (Shufuni)

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· Another Office (PornoTube)

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· Office Kitchen (Haporn)

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· Back Alley (Shufuni)

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· strippers backstage ... OR cheerleaders after practice? You decide. (Shufuni + Haporn)

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Video Playpen: If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:50:56 EDT

Next to the bedroom, is there any place in the house that gets more action than the kitchen? The inviting smells, the oils and sauces, the utensils ... it's like an erotic factory of culinary carnal delights. Plus, let's be honest ... linoleum is hot. Naturally, there was quite a selection of kitchen-themed videos to chose from for this edition of the Playpen, so grab a big spatula and get in there and mix it up. If you don't like cooking on the countertops, hey ... you can always eat out.

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· Kinky Kitchen Sex (Shufuni)

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· Kitchen Sex Caught (PornoTube)

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· 2 chicks 1 dude (Haporn)

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· Japan Kitchen Cumshot (Shufuni)

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· brunette (Haporn)

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· Amateur Girl Masturbating In The Kitchen (Shufuni)

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· BabySitter Fucked in the kitchen (Haporn)

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· Kitchen Blowjob (Shufuni)

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· kitchen fun 2 (Haporn)

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Video Playpen: Classic Pornstar Tribute

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 May 2007 16:27:44 EDT

Like we said earlier this week, old pornstars never die ... they just have videos of their performances floating around on the interweb forever. Stag films and and back issues of titty magazines may not be passed down through the generations by kindly older brothers any more, but it's still nice to know that we no longer need to scavenge some old man's yard sale to witness the meeting of powerhouses Ginger Lynn and John Holmes, or thrill to the dramatic (and well acted!) tale of Honey Wilder's nephew's journey into manhood, or marvel at the incredible politeness of a young Ron Jeremy. Take a trip with us as we sample the golden age of porn from the '70 and '80s ... okay, maybe some '90s sneaks in there too. Only one thing is for sure—they don't make 'em like they used to.

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· Honey Wilder, Nephew + "Friend" (Haporn)

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· Ginger Lynn and John Holmes (PornoTube)

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· Ginger Lynn and John Holmes (Again) (PornoTube)

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· Lisa Deleeuw and Ron Jeremy (PornoTube)

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· Christy Canyon and Ron Jeremy (PornoTube)

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· Christy Canyon and Harry Reems (PornoTube)

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· Unidentified 70s Threesome (Haporn)

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· Ona Zee (PornoTube)

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· Jenna Jameson's First Scene w/ Randy West (Shufuni)

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Video Playpen: Creampie Nation

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:39:03 EDT

We didn't realize there was any confusion on the matter, but if a money shot is delivered on a female performer's face, hair, boobs, stomach, back, or basically anywhere else that is not inside her, that is by definition the exact opposite of what a creampie is supposed to be. (No, the mouth doesn't count either.) Still, during our "research" for this post we ran into a surprising number of clips that were mislabeled in this way. But we still managed to salvage a workable collection to share with you here. (We're not buying the "accidental" ones, however.) Of course, this sort of thing isn't recommended for first dates, so the usual caveats about attempting this at your own risk apply. And we'll remind you once again that pornstars are highly trained individuals who only practice their trade in pristine and controlled conditions. What's that? Oh ... right ...

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· Cum Inside Pussy - Jenna Haze Creampie (Haporn)

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· Cutie Creampie (XXX Uploads)

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· Asian Creampie (Haporn.com)

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· "this latina just can get enoght ! she drink her creampie!" (Shufuni)

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· "creampie" (Haporn)

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· Creampie 3 (PornoTube)

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· Creampie Surprise (Haporn)

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· Amber Michaels Creampie (Shufuni)

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· Arianna Jolee's 65-Guy Creampie (Again) (Haporn)

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Video Playpen: Riding In Cars With Boys (And Humping Them)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:45:56 EDT

Fumbling around in the back seat of your parents' Oldsmobile is a time-honored tradition that all car-loving Americans hold dear. So it's no surprise that when those horny teenagers grow up and can afford their own vehicles, they're going to get busy in them. And probably film it too. As usual, this collection doesn't even scratch the surface of car-related porn (and doesn't even include your classic gear shift insertions), but it should get you started off down the freeway of love. Just remember to always set your parking break and check your blinds spots. The last thing you want is to get rear-ended. (Accidentally, that is.)

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· Car Fuck (Haporn)

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· Cum-Roof (Car Roof Job I - Trailer) (PornoTube)

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· Cum-Roof (Car Roof Job II) (PornoTube)

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· bangbus Kate (Haporn)

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· Orgasm in Car (PornoTube)

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· Car accident victim fucked (Haporn)

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· Trunking (PornoTube)

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· caravane (PornoTube)

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· car fucking (PornoTube)

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· Washing the windshield with her boobs (Haporn)

· Thumbnail image via funpic.hu

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Video Playpen: Top Ten Blowjob Videos (This Week)

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:20:09 EDT

We've been told by people who know such things that blog readers love lists: they're simple, quick to read, and generate discussion. In fact, we know more than a few websites that rely on them pretty much exclusively—Top 10 this, Worst 8 that. So in that spirit we're presenting you with our latest Video Playpen roundup of the Top Ten Blowjob Videos We've Seen This Week. See, we're hedging our bets a little bit, because frankly there are a lot of blowjobs out there on the internet—and try as we might, there's no way to see them all. So we're not confident enough to proclaim these the ten best blowjobs ever. They aren't all new, they aren't all complete, and they certainly aren't definitive. But you know the old joke where the guy is asked to describe the worst blowjob he ever had in his life? (The answer: "Awesome!") It's a list ... it's blowjobs ... you really can't lose.

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· Jeanna Fine in Dr. Fellatio (XXX Uploads)

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· Red head twins (aka Pason and Danni Woodward) (Haporn)

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· Great Facial! (PornoTube)

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· great head (XXX Uploads)

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· Awesome amateur deepthroat and swallow (Haporn)

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· Eve Laurence (XXX Uploads)