Fleshbot: vicky vette

MILF Fans Rejoice Smash's "Best of Cheating Housewives" Release

DCypher — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

When we think of some of our favorite MILF's of all time names like Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Vicky Vette, Lisa Ann, Nikita Denise, and Tiffany Minx come to mind. Apparently, Smash thinks a lot like we do. Interesting.

That's why they've gone and compiled the best scenes they had from their award-winning MILF series to create 'The Best of Cheating Housewives' featuring an all star cast. Seriously, every single scene in this release is a fucking winner. That's powerful stuff in today's sagging porn market.

Lisa Ann gets power drilled by Ben English in a playful grudge fuck between two of Porn Valley's most powerful porn agents. Lisa demonstrates her Gumby-esque superpowers, exhibiting both alacrity and a surprising limberness, all the while locking her hungry stare on Ben's and demanding more. Their scene alone is compelling enough to carry this title, but that's just the start.

Sweet OG MILF Vicky Vette takes a sugary ride on her partner's candy cane, her luscious pink gash greedily slurping up every hard inch with her picture perfect lips drooling hot nectar onto his balls.

Sexy legend Nina Hartley proves why she's a sex educator, among other amazing things, by taking two of the biggest black shadow sticks in the history of porn at the same time—one of which looks surprisingly like that Rico the Destroyer guy. Any other performer would crumble under the pressure of proving pleasure to these two over endowed gentlemen, but Hartley has the situation well in hand as she devours both up her hungry holes.

Julia Ann is always a pleasure to watch, particularly with thug life Derrick Pierce expertly drilling her to high pitched ecstasy—and we never turn down the chance to watch Tiffany Minx or sultry diva bitch Nikita Denise take a hard pounding in their prime.

With all this MILFing goodness, the only thing left to ask is who's going to watch the children when they start working on racking up scenes for volume 2?

"Best of Cheating Housewives" drops next week from Smash Pictures. Get a babysitter then go pick up your copy.

Nina Hartley

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)
Nina Hartley

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)
Julia Ann

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)
Lisa Ann

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)
Nikita Denise

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)
Tiffany Minx

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)
Vicky Vette

Smash Pictures (smashpictures.com)

Despite all the twittering about it today,...

Jonnobot — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:30:35 EDT

Despite all the twittering about it today, we're not really concerned whether VoteForTheMILF.com was really set up by the McCain campaign or not—we're more bummed that it doesn't redirect to, say, Vicky Vette's site. After all, we always prefer to throw our support behind someone who's actually qualified for the job at, er, hand. (election.twitter.com + vickyathome.com)

Improving With Age: Magnificently Mature Models

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:55:31 EDT

In the world of porn, where a "MILF" is anyone over the age of 25 and performers in their thirties are often put out to pasture, the truly mature woman is somewhat of a rare breed. But why should that be the case? After all, there's (more than a little) something to be said for a woman with some mileage: what she lacks in fresh-faced innocence she more than makes up for in experience. And do we really have to be the ones to tell you how much that means? Just ask CloudCarrier, and all our other readers out there to whom today's Fleshbot Request post is dedicated: there are some things that do get better with age.

Nina Hartley

Vicky Vette (vickyathome.com)

Penny Porsche (kellyfind.com)

Demi Deauxma (kellyfind.com)

Roni (ronisparadise.net)

Teresa May (hq-pornstars.com)

Angie George (kellyfind.com)

Nicole Moore (kellyfind.com)

Lynda Leigh (kellyfind.com)

Lake Russell (kellyfind.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Vicky Vette may or may not reign supreme...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:25:15 EST

Vicky Vette may or may not reign supreme as Miss MySpace USA, but she has already captured the infinitely more prestigious and laudatory title of Booble Girl of the Month! Who's got the momentum now, Hillary Clinton? (booble.com)

Vicky Vette Restores Our Faith In The Democratic Process

Jonnobot — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:24:40 EST

The Texas primaries (and caucuses!) weren't the only things keeping us glued to our screens this week as we breathlessly followed reigning Fleshbot MILF favorite Vicky Vette in her ongoing quest to be elected Miss MySpace USA: after gaining and maintaining an early lead in the vote tally, Vicky found her profile pulled by the site's organizers due to the fact that it linked to her adults-only website and "the threat to minors that it would cause". (Because, you know, all those other babes vying for the title are such paragons of family-friendly virtue themselves.) After much hue and cry by her fan base though, Vicky's candidacy was restored — and she's now offering a special discount to new members of the site to celebrate her impending victory. Who says it doesn't pay to be politically engaged?

· Vicky Vette (official site @ vickyathome.com)
· Vicky Vette @ Miss MySpace USA (missmyspaceusa.com)

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Fleshbot — Mon, 21 May 2007 23:26:18 EDT

Because nothing helps your week go by faster than a little bit of teamwork ...

· Adela (coolios.net)
· Alona (nudespuri.com)
· Amanda Wright (cayos.com)
· Andy, Tessa, Zoe & Sharon (labatidora.net)
· Berengere (kindgirls.com)
· Coco Austin (phun.org)

· Conni (sensualarousalblog.com)
· Heather (babe-envy.com)
· Kaitlyn (pmates.com)
· Katcha Novak (nude.hu)
· Monika (funberry.com)

· Sheila & Cindy (glam0ur.com)
· Tania (bigboobsalert.com)
· Verunka (foxhq.com)
· We Live Together (Jana Goes Lesbain) (yourdirtymind.com)
· Vicky Vette & Kate Frost (badgirlsblog.com)

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Porn of the (Late 70's) Moment: "Sex Trek"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 09 May 2007 22:15:18 EDT

When is a porn title that should have come out, at the latest, in 1979 worth your consideration? Because Vicky Vette is in it. The LutefiskMILF evens the odds of a movie that describes itself thusly:

Space, where no man has cum b4. This is the voyage of five galaxy sluts whose mission is to boldly take over all Earth-men lured by the powers of femininity. This crew of minions doesn't stand a chance escaping the sheer seduction from these bombastic babes. Join them on their galactic tour of mind-blowing cock explosions, and be launched into climax when you witness your favorite beauty get fucked out of this world.

Remember the Prime Directive, Ensign Fleshbot: In space, no one can hear your mind-blowing cock explosions. - GP

· Buy "Sex Trek" (gamelink.com)
· Platinum Blue (platinumblueproductions.com)
· Vicky Vette (official site @ vickyathome.com)

Previously: Porn Of The Moment Archive

Vicky Vette: The Melon Show

Gram Ponante — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:36:00 EST

Because I am clearly prejudiced toward Norwegians, I stand up and take notice when Vicky Vette tells me she is participating in something called The Melon Show, whereas when Gallagher or Gallagher Too says the same thing I fail to look up from my lutefisk. Why? No Morals!

Vette is in Spain this week with the zaftig landmädl Rebecca Jessop performing in a live camshow tonight at 6:00 EST. "I have big tits, but hers ..." Vette trails off. Vette is offering a $10 coupon to potential viewers on her website via her current newsletter, which considering the cost of Crenshaws at the supermarket this time of year is an absolute bargain.- GP

· Vicky Vette (vickyathome.com)
· Rebecca Jessop (rebeccajessop.com)

Previously: Quickies: Vicky Vette, Porn Valley Dispatch: Vicky Vette

IMDb Gets Childish With "Adult" Movies

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 15:09:08 EST

The Internet Movie Database has always had a somewhat uneasy relationship with porn. The huge infodump does contain pages on porn movies and their stars, but such titles can't be found via a simple search off the home page. (Only registered users can do that, and only if they manually turn off the adult filter in their profile.) However, it recently came to the attention of some bloggers that John Cameron Mitchell's decidedly un-porn like "Shortbus" has been lumped into this category, as a search for the movie title or the names of any of the actors who start in it (besides Mitchell) turns up nothing. You can, however, search for Michael Winterbottom's mainstream jizzfest "9 Songs" or "Tera Patrick, for that matter" and find both fairly quickly. So who at IMDb decides what's porn and what isn't? And how are we supposed to easily learn who played "Girl on Trash Can" in the 2005 version of "The Devil in Miss Jones"? Is it just another one of those unsolvable internet mysteries? (P.S. It was Fleshbot fave Vicky Vette, in case you were wondering.)

· IMDb Censors Shortbus Listing (rabbireport.com)
· IMDb Pretends to Proscribe Porn (cinematical.com)
· Shortbus Star Sings A Song (indiewire.com)

Previously: Francesco Vezzoli's "Caligula" on YouTube, "Shortbus" Review & Premiere