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Evidently inspired by a certain regular visitor to our Marital Aid Test Kitchen features, Madonna was spotted leaving a London hotel carrying a "Purple Penetrator" strap-on dildo. Good to know that the old gal still has it in her. (So will Guy Ritchie, apparently.) (dailymail.co.uk; make like Madonna and order your own Purple Penetrator here)