This Week In Bad Press Releases: Cuckolding For Dummies

A great service was performed for society and language this week, by none other than self-proclaimed "King of All Media" and noted wordsmith Howard Stern, who through the power of radio broadcasting, almost single-handedly introduced Western culture to the concept of the "cuckold." Although the term itself dates back to at least the 13th century and was prominently featured in one of the oldest and most widely-read works of literature ever written in English, it was not until Tuesday morning that the wisdom of our age would first be enlightened by the idea of a man being shamed by his unfaithful wife. More »

This Week in Bad Press Releases: Something About Dongs

One of our favorite Simpsons episodes features an upper-crusty racetrack attendee whose righteous indignation cause him to twice drop his monocle into his highball. "I must stop being so appalled," he says. We are not appalled by the latest press release from scrappy one-man media conglomerate All Media Play; we are impressed that it has the time to write, direct, produce, and suck all at the same time. Join us after the gap for the company's latest endeavor. More »

This Week In Bad Press Releases

Porn publicists serve the need of an ever-increasing talent pool in a market littered with niches and sub-niches, and many of them are just bad, bad, bad, seeming to place too much faith in the antiquated notion that porn sells itself. But just because you dropped out of high school to devote your next few years to being a bukkake surface doesn't mean your publicist shouldn't be able to spell, either. After the gap, then, our first of what we know will be many Worst Press Releases of the Week. More »