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· There's only one place where you can get the classic tunes "My Pussy Belongs to Daddy" and "Tony's Got Hot Nuts" on one incredible album! Pick up the phone and order now! (tikiroom.com, via thighswideshut.org)

· Meet the genius whose handiwork allows you to play the video game "Elder Scrolls: Oblivion" in topless mode. If you ever run into her, you should buy her a virtual beer. (gamepolitics.livejournal.com)

· An organization in India wants to teach yoga to sex workers to help relieve stress and keep their bodies in shape. The customers seem to like it too. (hindustantimes.com)

· We've got even more photos of ComicCon chicks and their superhero/obscure anime character outfits. (There's also quite a few dudes in helmets and one image that defies all categories.) We knew our Underoos would come in handy someday. (retrocrush.com + nowplayingmag.com)

· So what if President Bush gave the Chancellor of Germany a neck rub while they were working? Isn't that the way most offices are run these days? (seattlepi.nwsource.com + huffingtonpost.com)

· Guys who want to work in the porn business have to be able to stay upright for long periods of time - and those are just the cameramen. (YouTube)

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