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Hot Latina Dancing in Thong (youtube.com)

Thong Girl (youtube.com)

Beautiful Chick In A Thong (youtube.com)

Girls Shakin They Thang on Motorcycles in Thongs (youtube.com)

Cassandra Sexy Thong Dance Teen Thick Big Boobs Hot Sexy Booty Ass (youtube.com)

Bikini Party ‘Return of the Thong' (youtube.com)

Thongercise: The hottest thong girls workout video. (youtube.com)

hot sexy girl dancing in thong (youtube.com)

Naked Thong Sexy Boots Porn Big Boobs Panties Upskirt Thong (youtube.com)

thong (youtube.com)

Sisqo had it right—now let us see that thong...and show us how you work it.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Julia teasing (yuvutu.com)

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Freshly shaved and fucked (xtube.com)

Teen in White Thong Rides Boyfriend in Car (megaporn.com)

Hottest Amateur Fuck in Thong (megaporn.com)

Fucking With Her Thong On (megaporn.com)

Fucked Hard With Her Thong On (megaporn.com)

Stunning Amateur & Boyfriend (pornhub.com)

Anal Sex at Home (megaporn.com)

You may have thought that such a high brow concept couldn't last beyond a movie or two. Well, guess again, because they're all the way up to volume five—with no sign of stopping! Smash Pictures has managed to maintain the series, breathing new life into it by casting the very young looking girls, and then switching up directors to keep it fresh. Volume five, directed by Kevin Moore, releases this month. It stars Ashlyn Rae, Dani Jensen, Hannah West, Miley Ann, and Pepper Foxxx.

When it comes to the sweet curves of Dani Jensen, we almost don't know where to start. Her soft white skin glistens, beckoning to us like a sultry siren's song. Her strawberry blonde locks wave to and fro while she gets pounded by Mark Wood in her tiny, unused vagina, still vacuum sealed with that new car smell, like a flag of freedom waving in the wind. Our cocks stand in salute and wave as she bravely fucks on, her voice shrilly reaching new volumes as she climaxes.

Hannah West seems much dirtier by comparison. Where Dani seems demure and innocent, as if her sexuality is something new she is exploring, Hannah's reckless love for sucking cock makes us think she might have done this a few times before. With the slightest suggestion from her "lover," she twists her hips to the side, arching her back up and presenting her hot shaved slit for Mark Ashley's monster tool to demolish. With the ferocity of a wild animal in heat, she throws her head back and cries out as wave after wave of orgasmic pleasure rushes through her body flushing her face and breasts.

It may read like the sticky pages of a used romance novel but we promise you that's no fisherman's tale, which in addition to meaning a fabricated or boast enhanced account also has something to do with ejaculating under a girl's nose and making her snort it according to Urban Dictionary. Now find a clever way to work that into your evening dinner conversations, if you dare.

"Whale Tail 5" release this month. You can find out more at Smash Pictures after you've had your fill of these exclusive pictures Stuart Wall sent over. Everyone say it all at once: Thanks Stu!

· Buy "Whale Tail 5" (gamelink.com)

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Amber Rose (egotastic.com)
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Amber Rose (egotastic.com)

· Ali Larter (taxidrivermovie.com)

· The Ass Thread (theboredspot.com, via blography)

· Great Asses In Hombre Lingerie Edition (dailypoa.com)

· Dirty Panties (dirtypantieslist.com, via Indie Nudes)

Previously: Upskirt 101: Really Hot For Teacher, Asian Panty Peeks For The Non-Pervert In You, Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room, Porn of the Moment: "Cum in My Panties 3"

· Argentine Model Dorismar Deserves More Coverage (YouTube, via guanabee.com)
· Nude Dorismar Photos (modelosyfamosas.blogspot.com)

· The 5 hottest tiny micro bikini brands (sunandsin.com)
· More Jamie Eason Bikini Pictures (thegrumpiest.com)

Previously: Sloggi Thong Billboards: Create Your Own Controversy!, FotonovaNYC: Bikini And Lingerie Photos By Alex, Brigite In Brigite By Brigite, Swimwear Photography By Zuan: Colombian Heat, A.S.S.: A Swiss String, Malibu Strings Bikini Company, Lingerie and Swimwear from Belabumbum, Wicked Weasel Bikinis

· Camel Toe Six Pack (x-desktop-sixpack.blogspot.com)

Previously: Celebrity Cameltoe Watch™: Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007, Girls in Tight Jeans, Cameltoes @ Kladblog, Cameltoe.tv, DVD: "Cameltoe Perversions #2"

· A federal appeals court tells the FCC to go fuck itself and rules that if the president can say any bullshit thing he wants on TV, then so can any asshole in America. Fuckin' A right we can! (forbes.com)

· Britney Spears' ass devours its thong packaging. At least she's finally getting some decent media coverage. (egotastic.com)

· Jenna Jameson is already on Team Hillary; now Savanna Samson is "in love" with Rudy Giuliani for president. Now that would be a debate we might actually tune in to see. (papermag.com)

· You may or may not get turned on by ladies who are expecting, but ... holy cow, pregnant Salma Hayek boobies! Who knew those things could any better? (wwtdd.com)

· Dita Von Teese will star in her first movie ... as a stripper. It's a bit of a stretch, but we think she can handle it. (metro.co.uk)

· If you're wondering who won those Feminist Porn Awards, the answers are here. Congratulations to all you crazy dames. (goodforher.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

If you're the type of person who is a little unsettled by the voyeuristic nature of galleries featuring anonymous babes photographed on the beach without their knowledge, well ... you might want to skip to the next post. Those of you who do enjoy a little virtual ogling, though—or who are just fascinated by human nature in all its pervy forms—might find it interesting to hear from someone who actually takes a lot of those pictures via this mini-interview with Flickr user "thongking." The kind folks at Sun and Sin asked where and how he takes his photos, how to avoid looking like the overeager perv that you are, and the best beaches in Florida to see some extra skin. They also probe his thoughts on the great question of the 21st Century, "How come Americans don't wear thongs anymore?" We hate to hazard a guess, but take pint-sized digital cameras, add the internet and a sprinkle of Flickr, and you just might have your answer. But don't let that stop anyone from doing what they can to bring the shore to your home. As you know, we are allergic to sunlight, so anything that brings us closer to nature is all right in our book.

· "Why are We No Longer Wearing Thongs on American Beaches?" (sunandsin.com)
· Photos from m197203 (Flickr)

Previously: Sublime Bikinis: New Zealand Cottage Industry Gone Wild, I Share My Bitch, How To Get Attention On Flickr (Hint: Thongs), The Endless Summer of the Nude Beach Babes, Nude Beach Babe Megapost, Outdoor Pussy @ VoyeurWeb: Flashing It For Cash, Plumpr, Flickr, Blogs and Ethics

Think that the guiding forces behind all micro bikini manufacturers are all dirty old men focused on cramming as many cubic inches of boobage into as few square centimeters of fabric as possible? Meet Flo Verlaner, a former exotic dancer from New Zealand who started Sublime Bikinis in 2003 and who is every bit as concerned with comfort as she is with quality control: "Dancers and strippers need bikinis and G-strings that will stand up to alot of wear and tear. The garments are often being taken off and put on again repeatedly all night, and stretched or pulled around. I like to make sure that my G-strings and bikinis are strong and well-made." Not having much experience taking off or putting on string bikinis ourselves, we can't vouch for her claims directly—but since we do happen to have plenty of experience ogling pictures of hot babes in barely-there swimsuits, we can wholeheartedly recommend browsing through Flo's inventory to see if any her styles work for you.

· Sublime Bikinis (catalogue and free galleries @ sublimebikinis.com)
· "The 'Indecent' Bikini is the top seller" (sunandsin.com)

Previously: How To Get Attention On Flickr (Hint: Thongs), Sloggi Thong Billboards: Create Your Own Controversy!, FotonovaNYC: Bikini And Lingerie Photos By Alex, Brigite In Brigite By Brigite, Swimwear Photography By Zuan: Colombian Heat, The Fine Art Of Lace Thongs, Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season

We're not suggesting that people post their photos to a massive public storage base simply to draw attention to themselves. (That's what blogging is for.) But the truth is that everyone feels all warm and fuzzy when they know that a lot of people are looking at and commenting positively on their homemade photography. How many is a lot? We'd say that 370,000 qualifies. That's how many views Flickr user "soupspoon2007" has gotten in a fairly short amount of time for his rather modest collection of vacation snaps. His secret to success probably has something to do with his girlfriend, their frequent trips to gorgeous Mediterranean islands, and her extensive wardrobe of Wicked Weasel bikinis. Oh, and her bum, which is prominently displayed in most of the images. The numbers seem to say that they're both pretty popular—whether they wanted to be or not—but hopefully they won't shy away from the internet spotlight and will continue to share their travels in future. We haven't been outside in years, so it's like a vacation for us too.

· Photos from soupspoon2007 (Flickr)
· "How to get 370,000 people to view your vacation photos on flickr?" (sunandsin.com)

Previously: The Endless Summer of the Nude Beach Babes, Gail Orenstein Will Not Be Silenced, Flickr Combat Babes, When Porn Isn't Porn, Plastico Fantasico: Sexy Vampires and Hot Turkish Babes

French lingerie maker Sloggi has an interesting marketing strategy of creating intentionally provocative billboards—and then placing them in equally provocative places, like near a mosque—that are certain to draw protests or outright bans. Controversy does make for a good PR strategy, and it is pretty much the only reason we know who they are. But rather than hog all the fun for themselves, they've set up a new website where You, Time's Person of the Year, can create your own Sloggi billboard that you can then use to shock stuffy grown-ups and any thong haters in your email address book. Pick the background, pick the models and poses (they might even take their shirts off for you) and you'll be making "consumer generated content" in no time! It's also a great way to waste a few more hours of your day once you've gotten Heather Vandeven to go as far as she can while staring at thongs. Don't you feel empowered?

· Sloggi Billboard Director (flash site @ sloggifun.nl)
· Sloggi Shares the Lingerie Love, Lets You Choose Ass, Make Billboard (adrants.com)

Previously: Sloggi, FotonovaNYC: Bikini And Lingerie Photos By Alex, Brigite In Brigite By Brigite, The Fine Art Of Lace Thongs, Heather Vandeven: Your Pleasure Pet

As part of our continued effort to impress you with how well-rounded we are, we hereby share one of our favorite recent blogly discoveries: the delightfully named Cu-Cu, which we really can't tell you much more about except for that the author speaks Portoguese and makes up for the fact that we don't by presenting pretty much nothing but all ass shots, all the time. (We totally plan on learning Portuguese one of these days, though. We don't want you to think that artsy photos of perfectly rounded naked derrieres are the only things we're interested in, you know.)

· Cu-Cu (cu-cu.blogspot.com, via Sexoteric)

Previously: Top 50 Sexiest Bums (Or Are They?), SexyBubble Vs. Bri: Battle Of The Booty, In Search Of Ele: The New Mystery Booty?, Site De Cul, Ass Aficionado, Thongs, Thongs, Thongs!, Bundablog, Grand Fessier: French Amateur Asses, Pendejastop, Booty Shake Blog, Mark's Butt Page, Girls in Tight Jeans

Brigite isn't just the designer of all the thongs, micro bikinis, and see-through swimsuits sold by the company that bears her name ... she's also the model. That's right, this sexy online swimsuit company is a one-woman operation right down to the nipples poking through her undersized tops. For all we know, she answers the phones and balances the books, too. However, despite the growing market for "mature" half-naked models, the 51-year-old Brigite is hanging up her g-string and looking for someone else to take over the backbreaking of work of hanging out at swimming pools and beaches and showing off your tan lines. Ladies should send in their resumés, now, while everyone else should enjoy their last remaining looks at this enterprising entrepreneur. If you even choose to forgive her for unleashing the Borat Thong on the world, that's up to you.

· Brigitewear (brigite.com)

Previously: Swimwear Photography By Zuan: Colombian Heat, A.S.S.: A Swiss String, Molly Brown's Swimsuits, Malibu Strings Bikini Company, Magnum Bikini Photos, Lingerie and Swimwear from Belabumbum, Wicked Weasel Bikinis

Shame on our otherwise commendable gearhead siblings at Jalopnik! It seems that whenever there's a NOPI-sponsored auto show/drag racing event, a bikini contest is usually somewhere in the vicinity—and they're usually the ones who tip us off to this phenomenon. Yet despite their coverage of a qualifying event in Dallas earlier this month, we're just now finding out about this incredible photo dump featuring over 1,000 pictures of the scantily-clad babes who turned out. Granted, it might have escaped their notice since there's barely any cars to be seen in the photos, but still we rely on those guys to keep track of any hot rod hotties on our behalf. (That's because we're allergic to chrome.) Besides, isn't finding chicks like, the whole point of driving a sweet car in the first place?

· NOPI Dallas 2007: photos + video (Flickr + Yahoo, via sugarbank.com)
· Related: NOPI Drag and Drift Qualifier in Dallas (Jalopnik)

Previously: NOPI Nationals Bikini Contest, The Fine Art Of Lace Thongs, Off The Hook Bikinis, Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season, Beyonc Rocks The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

· The last remaining building of the old Mustang Ranch—Nevada's first legal brothel—was burned to the ground (on purpose, by firefighters.) Any other burning sensations you feel are your own problem. (businessweek.com)

· Uma Thurman has a whale of a tail to tell you. Er, how you. You know what we mean. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· A British radio station is giving away a chance to legally join the Mile High Club. You can only give away so many pairs of Madonna tickets before people tune out, you know. (yahoo.com)

· Meanwhile, Joss Stone's wardrobe seems to be flying pretty high today too. Does it still count as an upskirt pic though if there's not much skirt to look up in the first place? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· "Most women's self-esteem goes way up after breast-enhancement surgery." You don't say? (philly.com)

· Carmen Electra: lesbian or marketing tool? Only Joan Jett may know for sure. (pinknews.co.uk)

· Voters in Tampa try to choose between the do-nothing candidate who gets a free ride on backs of other people's hard work ... and the guy who runs the strip clubs. (tampabays10.com)

· Nude art classes teach students about the intricacies of the human form. There's also boobies. (story + video @ mercedsunstar.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

While we were busy yesterday speculating on whether sexy newcomer Ele had what it takes to usurp all-time booty champion Keyra where sexy tease videos are concerned (general consensus seems to be "no", though a serious regimen of butt exercises might change that) , a similar storm has been brewing over at Break.com between two babes who are going cheek-to-cheek to win ... er, we guess as many comments from their visitors as possible. For a while there it looked like Brianna Frost would reign uncontested until Italian hottie Silvana (aka "SexyBubble")'s clip started to steal some of her thunder—which then prompted Bri to come back and teach her a thing or two about proper thong gyration technique. Will Silvana respond to the challenge and turn this whole thing into a full-fledged booty battle? Will Brianna ever end up taking her shirt all the way off? And why don't we get to have hot babes like these dance around in thongs with our website logo on them too?

· "Bri Is Smoking Hot" + "The Battle Is On" + "Bri Takes It Up A Notch" (videos @ break.com)
· See also: Brianna Frost and Silvana (Sexy Bubble) @ MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: In Search Of Ele: The New Mystery Booty?, The Return Of Keyra's Back, Keyra In Maxim, Site De Cul, Keyra Video Online!, Ass Aficionado, Thongs, Thongs, Thongs!

In the mountains of Poland, lace-making is a time-honored art passed down from generation to generation. But what to do when no one wants to buy fancy doilies anymore? What else? Start making thongs! The women of the tiny mountain village of Koniakow have done just that, banding together to produce fine lace panties, bras and swimsuits that are decorative, sexy, and—of course—mostly see-through. The company is taking off, too, ensuring that this 200-year-old tradition of crafting will live on, even if it's under other people's clothes. Sure, some of their ancestors' creations are decorating the Vatican, but don't they look much hotter hanging off some nubile young model? Plus, it's not just underwear, it's a handmade work of art! Your grandmother would be so proud!

· Koni-Art Premium Handmade Lace Lingerie (koniartusa.com)
· "Polish lace-makers' twist: the thong" (msnbc.msn.com)

Previously: Bravissimo: Big Bras For Big Boobs, Stripped And Whipped: Latex Lingerie Hotness, Unusual Underwear, Knit Porn, Ravijour Lingerie, Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show, Aubade 2007 Lingerie Calendar, A.S.S.: A Swiss String

Because we're still glad that some Saint Patrick's Day jokes just never get old. Right?

· Alexandra & Elena (bigboobsalert.com)
· Cassie Young (sensualarousalblog.com)
· Coral Sands (bustynudebabes.com)
· Crystal Klein (glam0ur.com)
· Denisa (babeunion.com)
· Elena (babes.coolios.net)
· Giana (babe-envy.com)
· Heidy (artinude.com)

· Jenna Haze (pmates.com)
· Kate (labatidora.net)
· Lesbian Lunch (hq69.com)
· Natalie Sparks (nextdoormania.com)

· Nikky Case (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Saki Ninomiya (tnagallery.blogspot.com)
· Terri Summers (babeaddicts.com)
· Vika, Mia & Nela (nudespuri.com)

· Bonus Video! Zuzana Drabinova (cayos.com)

- Co-curated by Zini & JD

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Because dead emperors and steak and blowjobs aren't the only things we have to celebrate around here today ...

· Alina Vacariu (innuendo.blogter.hu)
· Becky Brown (johndx.blogs.com)
· Darine (dailyhotties.net)
· Five Thongs (lesbian.hu)
· Gina (nakedallstars.com)
· Gisele (voyeurday.com)
· Jazmin Lynn (foxydiva.net)
· Jenya (peachesfantasy.com)

· Katie (thebabelog.com)
· Kristina (artinude.com)
· Mia Tang (go-girls-go.com)
· Queeny Love (crazybabesblog.com)

· Sex Toy Party (budsandbabes.net)
· Tia Tanaka (dvsbabes.com)
· Wash My Car (gyrls.com)
· Zuzana Drabinova (sensualarousalblog.com)

· Bonus Video: Nice Ass with commentary by Satan. (youtubebabes.net)

- Festively curated by Zini

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

· The paparazzi catch another thong-wearing starlet letting it all hang out. Wait ... that's Jodie Foster? Wow, we actually feel a little bit dirty now. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Congrats to Elizabeth Hurley, who married Indian businessman Arun Nayar this weekend in a private ceremony. Based on this collection of not-so-private topless photos of the blushing bride taken over the years, it looks like Mr. Nayar is in for a lot of fun on the honeymoon this week. (toxicmagazine.com)

· Most "babies" in adult daycare claim that wearing diapers and being coddled by women isn't a fetish, but let's be honest ... a spanking is a spanking, are we right? (macleans.ca)

· Disney is forced to change its new theme park slogan, because it's already been trademarked by a porn company. No word yet on the status of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. (metro.co.uk)

· Seniors need to protect themselves during sex to ensure a long, healthy life. No, not high school seniors ... senior citizens. Those crazy kids are out of control these days. (prweb.com)

· Sex workers in India push for the right to ply their trade legally. Wouldn't that make everybody happy? (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· How can a library offer internet access without allowing porn? An internet without porn is like an Oreo cookie without its delicious creamy center. (boston.com + washingtontimes.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· We don't know anyone who really uses the Microsoft-sponsored Ms. Dewey search engine to find anything online. But we do know that plenty of people will now be able to see her naked without actually having to ask her. (msdewey.com + toxicmagazine.com)

· The always reliable Mary Carey pulls a Britney while getting into her car at a club—which would've been bigger news had she been elected governor of California and/or hadn't built an entire career out of flashing her crotch in public. (video @ tmz.com)

· We're also not above posting a photo of a hot model trying to adjust her thong—especially since we also know that you're not above clicking on that link. (tmz.com)

· We think this would be a great update for the Mozilla Firefox logo. In fact, we've already upgraded our extensions, if you know what we mean. (2spare.com)

· Dutch women are growing and 32 percent of them now have a D-cup or bigger. It's official: We're heading to Amsterdam for Spring Break. (expatica.com)

· Seattlest has an interesting question for the cops who busted 14 dancers at a local strip club: if they're all prostitutes, where are the johns? Or do the cops think they acted alone? (seattlest.com)

· Finally, because it's Friday and why the hell not, here's some vintage Bettie Page. The classics never go out of style. (YouTube)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives