While everyone and their porn-loving grandmother seems to be on vacation this week—even our usually reliable stream of smutty press releases has slowed to a veritable trickle—we here at Fleshbot continue to keep our naughty bits to the grindstone to try to come up with enough distractions for you to forget that you may not be on vacation yourself. And we're not sure if that situation is made better or worse by this spread in the latest issue of UK fap bible Nuts: on the one hand, it was awfully considerate of the editors to share their special holiday memories with the rest of us (especially when said memories involve Fleshbot fave Sophie Howard and her pals Rhian Sugden, Imogen Gray, and Louise Cliff cavorting toplessly on a beach in Ibiza), while on the other it makes us feel that much more miserable that we're not there with them. Guess there really is no rest for the weary. (Or for the boob-obsessed, for that matter.)

· "Sophie Howard & Rhian Sugden On A Topless Holiday" (boobieblog.com; also spotted @ sexypix.thumblogger.com)
· Nuts.co.uk (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: Zoo Weekly Shows You The Motion Of The Ocean, This Week In Lad Mags: As Real As It Gets, This Week In Latin Lad Mags: How The Southern Half Lives