We're certainly guilty of putting a lot of time and energy into chronicling the comings and goings of big breasted British babes—to the point where more than one reader has assumed we must live in London. But in our defense ... there are a lot of them to keep track of; our friends in the UK do seem to have cornered the market. But what if one of our go-to lad mags published photos of one of these birds and it turned out that (gasp!) she's not even British?

Nuts' newcomer Eve Wyrwal definitely looks the part of a dark-haired totty princess, but it turns out that the 18-year-old bombshell is actually from Poland. Beyond that and her bra size (36DD, since you asked), we know little else about her and shame on Nuts for not giving us a little personal detail to work. Ok, that's a bit selfish since they did introduce Eve to us in the first place, so as long as they keep bringing her back we promise to learn at least one or two non-English words in order to make her feel welcome. So does anyone know how to say "shag" in Polish?

· New girl Eve (nuts.co.uk)

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