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Everyone's favorite Little Nebraskan That Could is definitely still getting it done—only now she's doing it a little bit differently than before. No longer content to play only with her female friends, Melissa Midwest is taking her red state empire to the next level by (finally) graduating to hardcore boy/girl scenes. Her first such clip debuted on DVD and her website this week, and while her long time fans have seen her stick just about everything else inside her body over the years, they should be delighted by this recent career move. (Or horrified, if they're the jealous type.) Perhaps this was an inevitable development given the increasingly "Can you top this?" aspect of the porn world—or maybe taking advantage of imaginary woodland creatures just isn't as exciting as it used to be.

· "Melissa Midwest's Naked Cribs" (DVD info + trailer @ melissamidwest.com)
· Melissa Midwest Goes Hardcore (xbix.com)

Previously: Duck Hunting with Melissa Midwest, Free Melissa Midwest!, Melissa Midwest vs. Brooke Skye: The Dildo Wars