Kami Andrews: Cockstar!

Kami Andrews looks a little like the hot line art mascot from Playboy's Party Jokes and her unabashed dictionary is teeming with jaw-dropping real-life quotations from the porn set that one can only pick up if, well, one is having sex with the speaker. More after the gap. - G. Ponante

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Andrews' free and (currently) Steelers-themed website is one of the best places to read the unadorned, thoughtful, goofy and refreshingly sales pitch-free thoughts of a working porn star who has not made it to Jenna level but who has saved her porn pennies and invested it in real estate: "I'm not ashamed to say that porn bought this house," she said.

Among the more quotable quotes on Kami's LiveJournal are the following:

"She'll be really hot once she hits bottom and cleans up."

"She couldn't take my calls because she has chlamydia."

And something that really hit home:

"I'll suck off anyone that will take me to Carl's Jr."

Andrews is a two-time winner of "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party" and is the director of the upcoming "Who Let the Whores Out 2".

· Kami Andrews (kamiland.com)

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Previously: Re-Tipping Amber Peach, "Texas' Asshole Massacre", Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Send an email to Gram Ponante, the author of this post, at gram@fleshbot.com.

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