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Brigite isn't just the designer of all the thongs, micro bikinis, and see-through swimsuits sold by the company that bears her name ... she's also the model. That's right, this sexy online swimsuit company is a one-woman operation right down to the nipples poking through her undersized tops. For all we know, she answers the phones and balances the books, too. However, despite the growing market for "mature" half-naked models, the 51-year-old Brigite is hanging up her g-string and looking for someone else to take over the backbreaking of work of hanging out at swimming pools and beaches and showing off your tan lines. Ladies should send in their resumés, now, while everyone else should enjoy their last remaining looks at this enterprising entrepreneur. If you even choose to forgive her for unleashing the Borat Thong on the world, that's up to you.

· Brigitewear (brigite.com)

Previously: Swimwear Photography By Zuan: Colombian Heat, A.S.S.: A Swiss String, Molly Brown's Swimsuits, Malibu Strings Bikini Company, Magnum Bikini Photos, Lingerie and Swimwear from Belabumbum, Wicked Weasel Bikinis