You'd be forgiven for thinking as we did that a backstage report from a Victoria's Secret fashion show would feature acres of (even more) exposed supermodel flesh and perky pink areolas peeking out of their fancy bras and lace corsets. But alas, the photographers who covered the event for the latest issue of the UK edition of GQ didn't have quite as generous all-access privileges as we might have hoped; some of the pictures show the models wearing even more clothes than they did on the catwalk. Still, let's not forget that when it comes to Victoria's Secret, being fully dressed for work is a relative term—so try not to be too upset when you don't end up seeing anything more of Adriana Lima or Gisele Bundchen than you would in a regular catalogue or thirty second TV commercial. For that, we guess you'll just have to wait for another fake sex tape to surface or something.

· "Photos of Victoria's Secret Models in June, 2007 GQ Magazine" (bastardly.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Gisele's Secret Is Out, Victoria's Secret Holiday Fashion Show, Victoria's Secret Video Time Capsule, Victoria's Secret Megapost, (Definitely Not The) Adriana Lima Sex Tape