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more about #straight MattChance: "Gleetards" O.M.Glee, that's not cool. The widely accepted term for US is Gleeks. more » dirtybacon: Bummed that Andy San Dimas was left off... but a big hell yes for Eva Amurri. Happy New Year everyone! more » Beaker: ----- A cigar cutter. She brought it lower, lower. Tiny guillotine! ----- Goth? Vampire? Join me. We had fun ... morning ... gone ... bites! A suck-se... more » uncaringbear008: I love you guys for finding these awesome clips from Xtube! more » Al aka El Negro Magnifico: So much to love about this here list. Good to see Bobbi get a nod, as she's fantastically filthy. Faye is stunning from any angle. A fine list, Lux! more » IndigoSpano: Actually the Sex & The City episode where she ran in the rain making her clothes translucent did it better. more » bmonkey: Mmm, a happy (no) panty surprise. more » OmegaSin: I want to eat her pussy. Literally. more » Trannywood: Yay, as a queer/fag, I overlap with two of your crushes : ) more » OmegaSin: Now that's what I call erotic. more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: I think I pretty much wholeheartedly agree with this list. more » riffleraffle: "blowing his special brand of English clam chowder all over her breathtaking breasts, like two perfect tear drops from the eyes of a saint." Do you ... more » riffleraffle: Just looked at her L.A. Direct Model's page and what scenes she is willing to do. I'm not one to usually judge, but usually the first thought after lo... more » riffleraffle: Hi, Eva. more » MattChance: Hmm, I should go to more hipster-filled part-... no - never mind, still not worth it. more » thePrototype: I am definitely renting this one this weekend, thanks for the heads up! more » asdivant: Lovely. If only more porn were like this! more » MalzyWheels: Weird Science! wooooo! more » cand86: And vore fans begin to salivate . . . more » otko: Either way, it's black and fuzzy more » -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Gold Medal Sex
As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tricks of public couch sex! Join the crowd cheering on the Canadian Futa players! And head down to the surf for a steamy round of beach blanket bingo. More » -
#books
There may be an explanation for Franz Kafka's interest in hardcore smut: writing dirty stories has long been an excellent way for starving writers to pay the bills. Which is the reason why we publish all our non-porn writing under the pseudonym Nicholas Sparks. (guardian.co.uk) -
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Sex Blog Roundup: It's Always Tease, Tease, Tease
As far as we're concerned, "blue balls" (or "blue clit" for those of us of the feminine persuasion) is a real medical condition. Who wouldn't acknowledge the exquisite torture of erectile tissues filled with the hot blood of postponed release? The bloggers in today's roundup of some of the most tantalizingly tense moments in the sex blog scene are all too familiar with the ache of extreme arousal, what with their provocative dances, slippery full-body massages and explicit how-to instructions. We don't know how they're able to bear it, but we suspect it may have something to do with plenty of pre-date wanking. (So what's your secret?) More » -
#existentialistporn
Existentialist bug fan Franz Kafka apparently left behind a rather sizable collection of hardcore porn stories that “academics have pretended did not exist," because they don't want to sully the reputation of a sad, depressive whose sole preoccupation was the pain and futility of modern life. Not surprisingly, the smut is described as "dark" and "unpleasant" ... perhaps even Kafkaesque! (timesonline.co.uk) -
#writing
Here's a few tips to help you write a good sex story without once resorting to using the phrases "heaving bosoms" or "rosy flower." If you can work, "sweet pink love mound" into your text, however, that's always a winner. (zobop.blogspot.com) -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Turning Points
Some may regret the roads not taken, but not the folks in this weekend's roundup of some of the best writing from the sex blog scene: they look back on the turning points that set them in new directions and smile at the risks they took. Any place seems possible for new discoveries, even the parking lot of Taco Bell: that first blowjob was a challenge, never mind losing your girlginity on the way there. Another blowjob renews a marriage, and all it took was a little gagging. And you never forget your first bondage, or the change that comes from wearing just the right dress or porn shoes.
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Sex Blog Roundup: Giving And Getting
Saint Patrick's Day and Easter have their charms (= beer and chocolate!), but for us Steak and Blowjob Day will always be the best of spring holidays. To celebrate today's occasion, we fired up the grill while serving a slurpable smorgasboard of suck job action from the sex blog scene. Whether you like it rare or medium, sloppy or deep, you'll find something to savor: why not try the morning head if you like, or meet the redhead in your car for a more public display? You may find that shared blowjobs to be neighborly, or perhaps you prefer something more anonymous. (Keep an eye on the lady in the business suit.) More » -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Never Say Never
There are some things you always tell yourself you just won't do, ever ... that is, until you find yourself doing them. Today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week finds our intrepid writers facing down their boundaries as they screw their co-workers, smack their lovers around on request, or stroke their strap-on dicks in a circle jerk. And while not pick up a new lover while you're at it, or pack a pair of handcuffs in your suitcase on your next trip? More » -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Reckless Behaviors
It seemed like a good idea at the time ... but on reflection, was it? Today's roundup of the some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week listens in on the gloatings, the misgivings and the morning-after second guessings that nag at those who dared to take a risk or two. He may have deserved it, but who the hell slaps her Master? The pierced clit hood looks great, but is not having sex for a month worth it? It's hard to turn down a blowjob, but from your boss? In a taxi? Some think that it was all worth it when all is said and done, while others ... well, learning a lesson isn't so bad sometimes either. More » -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Chill Chasers
It's a new year, but what have you done with it? We know all about that cigarette you snuck last weekend during your boozy bender, and the bag of Doritos you scarfed down while watching "The Biggest Loser": it seems like all your resolutions were made to be broken, and now the credit card bills are starting to roll in. It's enough to make you want to crawl under the covers until spring. This week's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene takes a look at folks who decide to break free of their winter rut. From a champagne-drizzled pussy to impromptu threesomes and uninvited voyeurs, these ladies and gents know that sometimes all you need is a taste of the unexpected to get your juices warm. More » -
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Sex Blog Roundup: Flashpoint
It can happen in the blink of an eye: one moment he's just a good friend and the next ... whoops, you've got his cock in your mouth and wondering if this was such a good idea. Put aside your hesitations as the the bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite writing from the sex blog scene this week throw caution to the wind and press full speed ahead. Suddenly, a husband is a cuckold, and a whore is no more. And just like that, your lover does something unexpected and you find you want more. More » -
#writing
We all had a good laugh at Norman Mailer's final accolade in the Bad Sex In Fiction competition, but have any of you ever tried to write a sex scene? It's a challenge that obviously flummoxes even the best scribes. Although, you have to admit "Glorious pubes! The ultimate triangle" is pretty inspired. (independent.co.uk) -
#sexculture
Bestill our hearts: it's Violet Blue interviewing Rachel Kramer Bussel at the San Francisco Chronicle this week! It's practically the hot girl-on-girl sex writer fantasy of our dreams, except for in words instead of on video. And minus all the sexy naked boob cupcake mashing action (yes, that's part of our fantasy too.) (sfgate.com) -
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Sex Blog Roundup: The Grass Is Always Greener
Things may be peachy in your patch of green, but doesn't the grass often look a little more inviting elsewhere? Get your green thumb all dirty as we reap the best sex writing on the web this week to find a contented man newly aware of missed opportunities, a woman who senses unanticipated potential in a fuckbuddy, and unexpected encounters with hunks and Hulks. More »
