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Despite the fact that porn actors appear to be polished, trained professionals in most of their appearances in front of the camera, we have it on good authority that they laugh, burp, fart, and get semen in their eyes too—we just don't get to see it most of the time. Thanks to our friends at Heaven 666 for rescuing these clips from some cutting room floor in Chatsworth and reminding us that they're just like everyone else.

"Sweet girl, sweet porn blooper", "Oops!", "Stop, you damn cum" (.wmv videos @ Heaven666.org)

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