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Rosie Jones, Further Topless Testing

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Did you know that Rosie Jones can take her top off while hula hooping? Gorgeous tits aside, that is really damn impressive. We can't hula hoop, period.

Really, Nuts: do you need to ask if something is better topless? Not that we don't enjoy Rosie's experiments, we just think you've concluded that things are generally better when tops are taken out of the equation.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Staying Fit, The Rosie Jones Way!

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Hey, ladies! Do you love staying fit, but find push-ups too difficult to do? No worries! With this handy guide by Rosie Jones, you'll be the envy of all the jocks at the gym!

Step 1: Attempt push-up.
Step 2: If push-up is too hard, flash them boobies.
Step 3: Repeat step one.

· Is it better topless? (nuts.co.uk)

Brits Enhance Public Health Message Through Strategic Use Of Barely Legal Breasts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

Americans can talk until they're blue in the face about the importance of breast exams—but the Brits are the ones who've figured out a way to make the general public actually care about the topic: naked breasts.

We suspect that in its original form, this clip from the UK's "Embarrassing Illnesses" contained more health information and less music dubbed over the speaking parts...but whatever. There's still enough education going on in the visuals to get us very, very aware of these wonderful breasts—er, the importance of breast exams.

· "Embarrassing Illnesses" (bzvideoclips.net)

Rhian Sugden And Kelly Andrews Combine Powers

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

You know what happens when two gorgeous Brit babes press their breasts together, right? Wonder Twin powers, activate!

And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Thought We Were Done With Calendars?

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:00:00 EST

Nope. Not when Front Magazine has a preview of their 2010 calendar. It doesn't matter how small your room is, there is always more wall space for naked ladies who tell you the date.

In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

· 2010 GUARENTEED TO KICK ASS WITH THE FRONT CALENDAR (frontarmy.co.uk)

"Fuck Slut Punk" Has A Nice Ring To It

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

That's how Holly D describes herself. Frankly, we're fine with whatever label she'd like to have, she's still cute as a button! (That is, a button that does bukkake.)

Not only is she a Burning Angel starlet, but she's also done shows on the British erotic network, Television X, as well as a Playboy parody called "Gash in the Attic" (as in "Cash in the Attic," ha!). Her latest accomplishment is, of course, winning our hearts.

· Interview and pics at Holly D (bizarremag.com)

Rosie Jones And Amy Green Get Us Into The Christmas Spirit

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Now that it's finally December, we're feeling a little more tolerant of all the pre-Christmas hype. Of course, if all pre-Christmas hype involved topless babes of this caliber...well, they could start hawking Christmas in July, and we wouldn't protest.

Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones and Amy Green (dailypoa.com)

Genevieve O'Reilly Is Supernaturally Hot In "Spooks"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Those of you who know of Genevieve O'Reilly probably remember her as Mon Mothma in "Revenge of the Sith." Of course, since the Star Wars franchise is family-friendly, Mon Mothma didn't get to disrobe. That's what "Spooks" is for.

We'll be honest: we don't know much about this British series (apparently known as "MI-5" in the States); but after experiencing this brief clip, we want to know more. Which, for the record, is much higher praise than we can give "Revenge of the Sith."

· Genevieve O'Reilly in Spooks (bestpossibletaste.blogspot.com)

Power Girls: Your XXX Superheroes (And Villains)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

You may be all caught up in the buzz around the imminent debut of "Iron Man 2"—but we're much more interested in the superheroic antics of Television X's Power Girls.

Featuring a team of scantily clad, sexed up supermen and women, "Power Girls" offers the geekery (and cheesy effects) of your favorite comic books, mixed with the hardcore sexy (and cheesy effects) of your favorite porn. Really, people—could you ask for much more?

If you're feeling in need of some extra convincing, take a peek at this preview of episode 2, in which Rush (Lolly Badcock) and Bedbug (Clarke Kent) team up to defeat a horde of red robots...and then team up to, well, you know. Superheroes haven't been this sexy since Joel Schumacher put nipples on Batman.

· Power Girls (televisionx.com)

Stripping Around The World: Argentina Edition

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

If you're traveling to Argentina, don't bother brushing up on your Spanish, or even your Rioplatense; you need to learn the regional dialect of stripping. This young Argentinean will be your guide.

Consider yourself an anthropologist/linguist. How do her breasts figure into the syntactic structure, and what do they convey? Her head periodically disappears: does this represent a cultural belief about the hidden identity of the performer, or is it just a limit imposed by the webcam? Ponder these questions while you watch her feel herself up. Maybe do the same for Nigeria, too.

· World Strip: Argentina! (zootoday.com)

Amy Beth Hayes Has Babe-tastic Superpowers In "Misfits"

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

If you've never seen the show before, here's the scoop: a freak lightning storm gave a bunch of people superpowers. Amy Beth Hayes is an 83-year old woman with the power to youth-ify herself (especially her boobs).

You've got to hand it to British television: they know what's up. You like "Heroes," right? You like breasts, right? How about steamy simulated sex? Mix all that up, say it with an accent everybody finds attractive, and that's "Misfits." Best of all, this clip doesn't include the part where Amy Beth Hayes returns to her original, aged form.

· Amy Beth Hayes :: Misfits s01e02 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Only The Best In Breasts: Sophie Howard

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Does Sophie Howard have the best breasts in Britain? Well, they are pretty nice...but we're going to have to do a bit more, ahem, research before we declare them the best.

Can Nuts get all the rest of the ladies of Britain to take off their tops, too?

· Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis Needs All The Seats On This Bus

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:30:01 EST

Because not even a double-decker can contain all of her beauty.

It seems like Nuts Magazine is really into the idea of girls gallivanting about London in the nude. First they post those pictures of Rhian Sugden topless in a taxi, and now this. What's next? Tits in the Tube? Too obvious. Busty Babes on Big Ben? Getting somewhere. Hot Tail on the EuroRail? And now we're out of jokes.

· Stripping in Public (nuts.co.uk)

The Big Boob Hunt Continues!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

ZOO's hunt for the biggest boobs of Britain continues—and they've moved their boobology to Southampton. So how do the racks of Southampton stack up? Well, we thought they were pretty impressive—and we're not that easy to impress. (zootoday.com)

ZOO's On The Hunt...For Britain's Biggest Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

A recent UK poll revealed that—with an average cup size of 34E—Liverpool ladies have the biggest breasts in Britain. But is that survey to be believed, or has someone been mucking about with the data?

Well, the boobologists at ZOO have decided to find out—and they've headed to the field to survey the, ahem, data. So do the ladies of Liverpool live up to the hype? Apparently not—but they're still a pretty fine selection of females, if you ask us.

· The Big Boob Hunt: Liverpool! (zootoday.com)

Care To Split A Cab With Rhian?

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:30:01 EST

It doesn't matter where she's going. You should definitely go with her. (Chances are, you'll probably see her boobs.)

Do you think this was an actual taxi? How much would you have to pay the driver to do something like this? Probably nothing.

· Rhian's topless taxi ride (nuts.co.uk)

Topless TV World Tour: Rebecca Night In The UK's "Fanny Hill"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Some might think of erotic fiction as a modern invention: 1748's "Fanny Hill" proves those uneducated bastards wrong. But though the book was born in the 1700s, the technology of modern times was what helped it reach its full potential.

· "Fanny Hill" (imdb.com)
· Rebecca Night in "Fanny Hill" (movienudescenes-thenakedgift.blogspot.com)

ZOO's Greatest Hits: Sammie Pennington Topless!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:00:00 EDT

ZOO's dug into the archives to give us all a glimpse at some of the greatest moments of Sammie Pennington topless ever caught on video. Who says you can't always get what you want? (zootoday.com)

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Is Totally Dynamite

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

At long last, we've found a fashion icon we can really look up to. English "it girl" and personality Tara Palmer-Tomkinson may be known as T-P-T, but with style like this, we think she's more along the lines of TNT.

· Tara Parker-Tomlinson (taxidrivermovie.com)

Ruby Reds Sets Record For Biggest UK Gangbang

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Last month we alerted you that British redhead Ruby Reds was going to attempt to set a record for the largest recorded UK gangbang. Well, after 5 hours, 45 men, and 105 sexings, Ruby has, in fact, achieved her goal.

But wait, what's that you say? How has Ruby set a record with a mere 45 men when Sabrina Deep banged 77 men a few years back? Well, do keep in mind that Ruby was trying to set the UK record, not the world record, which lowers the bar considerably (especially given that no one in the UK had ever attempted to set such a record before).

But enough with the quibbling over details: the important thing is that Ruby banged a whole lot of dudes, and Red Hot TV will be making the epic fuckfest available on TV November 27 and 28. We've got our fingers crossed that they release a DVD edition for all of us overseas types—we know quite a few people who'd enjoy getting Ruby's adventure as a stocking stuffer this Christmas.

· Red Hot TV (redhottvnow.co.uk)

How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her.

Going over everything from how to ask her out to how to seal the deal, Amy's rundown is relatively thorough (well, as thorough as you can be in a six step listicle). Worried you won't have the chance to meet—let alone snog—Ms. Green? Fear not: even in the very likely situation that you and Amy remain thousands of miles (and many leagues) apart, we feel fairly certain that her words of wisdom will work equally well on other lasses. And even if they don't, well, at least the advice comes with some sexy pictures of Amy...so it's not a total wash.

· Amy Green: 'How To Bed Me'! (zootoday.com)

Super Sexy Tasha Is Super Bendy Too

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

And speaking of flexible girls...Tasha from Liverpool can do the splits and is "super-bendy." We can think of more than a few super uses for that talent, Tasha—give us a call if you'd like to hear more. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Too Hot For The UK: American Apparel Crosses The Line

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:30:01 EDT

What makes an American Apparel ad too hot for the UK? A little bit of exposed nipple (paired with a somewhat young looking—though totally legal—girl). Nobody tell them about "Barely Legal," okay? (adrants.com)

Noirin Kelly's Boobs Take Her From Big Brother To Ann Summers

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

In America, reality TV show alumni a) disappear into obscurity, b) flame out after some short-lived scheme to parlay their fame, or c) end up on another reality show. In the UK, they pose topless and get lingerie modeling gigs.

Such is the lesson we've learned from the experiences of Big Brother alum Noirin Kelly, who's posed topless for both Nuts and the Daily Star (video above), and may be about to clinch a contract with erotic emporium Ann Summers. If only Heidi Montag had followed a similar career path...we have a feeling she'd be a much better nude model than, uh, "singer."

· Video: Big Brother's Noirin Kelly Topless (full video @ dailystar.co.uk)

Pornstar Ruby Reds To Attempt The Great British Gang Bang

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

British pornstar Ruby Reds is on a mission to set a record: she wants to be at the center of the largest recorded UK gang bang—and she needs your help!

As part of Red Hot TV's Great British Gang Bang, Ruby will be attempting to get her freak on with 150 amateur men (yes, 150). Since that is a whole heck of a lot of dudes, Red Hot is currently recruiting. If you can get to La Chambre, Sheffield on October 8, you could just have the chance to have your way with Ruby (which, if you ask us, sounds like a pretty sweet deal).

Interested? Mail your contact details to: Red Hot TV – GBGB, P.O. Box 381, London. E14 9GL or gbgb@redhottvnow.co.uk. Hey: it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

· Red Hot (redhottvnow.co.uk)

Best Friends Should Strip Together (That's How It Ought To Be)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Jessica and Hannah are such good friends that they do everything together—including posing topless for lad mags. Friendship really is a beautiful thing, isn't it? (frontarmy.co.uk)

Noirin Kelly: From The Big Brother House To The Nuts House

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Sophie Reade's "Big Brother" victory probably didn't leave housemate Noirin Kelly wondering if a career in topless modeling might have bettered her chances at victory—but she decided to go topless in Nuts anyway. And here are the pictures.

Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)
Noirin Kelly (dailypoa.com)

Sheena Is A Punk

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

...and one who looks very wonderful without her top on, if we do say so ourselves. (frontarmy.co.uk)

Sophie Reade Wins "Big Brother"—And We Ogle Her Lovely Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Last Friday, busty babe and reality TV star Sophie Reade achieved victory on the tenth season of the UK's "Big Brother." As a result, she's £70,000 richer—and we stop pretending we actually care about "Big Brother."

(Well, at least until the next 30GG glamour model becomes a part of the cast, anyway.)

In celebration of Sophie's victory, we'd like to invite you to enjoy this video of her lounging around topless. We can only hope she'll use her prize money to fund many, many more videos like these.

· Sophie crowned Big Brother winner (bbc.co.uk)
· Sophie Reade Sexy Video Shoot (monkeymag.co.uk)

Amy And Sam: It's Better As A Blonde

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Do blondes have more fun? ZOO certainly seems to think so—and to prove it, they've rounded up two platinum princesses to show us the rest of us just how much fun we're missing out on.

It's enough to make a brunette turn green with envy...but hey, if you can't beat 'em, you can at least ogle their beautiful bodies, right?

· Amy Green: Proving Blonde Is Best! (zootoday.com)
· Sam Cooke: Blonde And Naked! (zootoday.com)

Roller Coaster Flash Turns Girl Into Overnight Online Sensation

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Awesome: a girl's boobs fly out of her shirt while she's on a roller coaster. This unintentional exhibitionism is captured by the attraction's on-board camera, and leaked online by a video operator, turning the girl into an online sensation.

Awesomer: London's The Sun sees fit to run a story on this roller coaster flasher, embedding the video—uncensored—on their website. God, UK newspapers are amazing, aren't they? (Of course, they'd be even more amazing if they let us embed the video, too.)

· 'Coaster girl's boob is big hit (thesun.co.uk)

"Desperate Romantics" Bids Us Adieu With A Long, Tender Gaze At Amy Manson's Goods

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:30:01 EDT

The wonderful thing about BBC dramas? The boobs (also, lines like, "Let me take a piss first and then I'll satisfy you, you cock-hungry jezebel."). The sad thing? They're a mere 6 episodes per series.

"Desperate Romantics" leaves us the way we found it: with a glimpse of Amy Manson's rack. Well, a very long, hard, extended glimpse. If you've got to go out, go out with a bang, right?

· Amy Manson in "Desperate Romantics" (bestpossibletaste.blogspot.com)

Bournemouth: The Hottest Beach In All Of Britain

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What makes Bournemouth Britain's Hottest Beach ? We'd have to go there to know for sure, but we suspect that all the topless, big-boobed ladies might have something to do with it. (zootoday.com)

"Desperate Romantics": A Redophile's Delight

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

The BBC's "Desperate Romantics" isn't just a historical drama bent on disrobing every young British actress to cross its path (while teaching us a bit about art history, too). It's also a love song to topless redheads everywhere.

Yes, Rebecca Davies is (at least) the third ginger girl to take her top off in the name of art, with Amy Manson and Jennie Jacques rounding out the sexy trinity. Did the boys of the pre-Raphaelite brotherhood have a thing for carrot tops? Or is it just the producers of "Desperate Romantics" who have that particular affinity?

· Rebecca Davies (bzvideoclips.net)

We See A Promising (Naked) Future For Jennie Jacques

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Jennie Jacques's role on "Desperate Romantics" is only her second onscreen appearance—and already she's turned in a very impressive nude performance. She can only go up from here: and by up, we mean "star in hot sex scenes."

· Jennie Jacques (bestpossibletaste.blogspot.com)

Madison Welch Gets Auto Erotic

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

With all her experience on "Top Gear", Madison Welch is now a certified auto expert. Or at least an expert on taking her clothes off in autos (which, mind you, is not an easy thing to do).

Madison Welch (boobieblog.com)
Madison Welch (boobieblog.com)
Madison Welch (boobieblog.com)
Madison Welch (boobieblog.com)

Virgin Media Harnesses The Power Of Female Orgasm

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Remember Meg Ryan's infamous orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty...and you've pretty much got Virgin Media's latest ad spot for their 50 "Meg" broadband service. (Get it?)

Maureen Van Mortis: A Bad Girl Who Makes Us Feel Oh So Good

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Maureen Van Mortis has been living the punk life since the age of thirteen, and she's got the body art to prove it. The gorgeous fetish model is Bizarre's latest cover girl—and, bless our hearts, she's happily uncovered, too.

· Maureen Van Mortis: video and photos (bizarremag.com)

Front Shows Us Up With Naked Intern

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Not that we don't love our interns (who, for the record, are all incredibly intelligent, entertaining, good writers who look smokin'), but can you blame us for being just a smidge jealous that Front has a naked intern?

Though, to be honest, the last time we tried Casually Naked Fridays at the office, it...didn't go so well. Perhaps some things are better left to the Brits. Like that whole Red Nose Day thing.

· Our New Sexy Workie (frontarmy.co.uk)

Q&A With Sammy Braddy's Awe Inspiring Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

You've got questions about Sammy Braddy's boobs, and she's got answers. Particularly if the question is, "What do they look like naked?" (zootoday.com)