LOS ANGELES – (March 2, 2009) - Vivid Entertainment co-chairman Steven Hirsch, the head of the world's leading adult studio, thinks that Nadya Suleman should reconsider her reported turndown of his offer to make a steamy movie for $1 million, saying it will save taxpayers money.

An online report quotes Ms. Suleman as rejecting Vivid's offer to her to make a film saying, "Those guys at Vivid Video must be nuts! Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away," she reportedly told RadarOnline.

"If Nadya really rejects this offer it's a shame because by accepting it she could have saved the taxpayers a cool million bucks," Hirsch added. "We hope she will reconsider because this would be a great way for her to take financial responsibility for her own actions."

Hirsch says her weight concerns are unfounded, noting that the studio would give her a personal trainer to get her into shape and she would have access to top makeup artists and hair stylists so that she would be at her all time sexiest. He added, "Before she gives us a 'no' she should know that we've already been contacted by some of the top male actors in the industry, who want to be in the movie with her. Maybe if we showed her photos of these guys, she might change her mind."

The online report quotes Ms. Suleman as saying, "Despite what people think of my methods to get pregnant, I believe in love and romance. Not cheap thrills that belittle women."

"We believe in love and romance too," replies Hirsch. "We're the top adult movie company for couples who want to add a little stimulus to their sex lives. Far from being belittled, our actresses say they feel empowered by their work in our movies and the control this gives them in their personal lives. This is something that could benefit Nadya as well."

Seriously, Vivid? Seriously?

You know, it's all well and good to latch on to some trainwreck of the moment in an attempt to get some cheap PR, but this is really just taking it all a little too far. Give it up, Vivid: you're just making yourselves look bad.

Vivid Girl Monique Alexander has graduated from being featured as CHERI magazine's "Tart of the Year" in 2002 to being the cover girl for March, 2009.

The magazine devotes eight pages to a sexy pictorial of Monique by Josh Ryan in which she’s in and out of a tiny red bikini and will be on newsstands across the country starting tomorrow.

Monique is a member of the elite group of contract actress that perform exclusively for the world's leading adult film studio. Managing editor Rob Perez says Monique "is–—beautiful, (has an) amazing body, charming and oozing sexuality whenever she appears on screen."

Monique reveals all in the accompanying interview including that she is truly bisexual and that her pick for the female celebrity that she would most like to have sex with is Angeline Jolie and that the male celebrity is Johnny Depp. When asked about what was the best and worst thing about being a porn star she said "The best thing is I get paid to have sex with beautiful people. And, the worst thing I would have to say, is the stereotype that everyone thinks that every porn star is drug addict or that we're all stupid, or that we're all whores and we have orgies every day of our lives. I would think that's the worst thing – the stereotypes that people have."

She's thrilled with her AVN Award (with Mr. Marcus) for Best Couples Sex Scene in "Cry Wolf." "I really enjoyed doing that. It was a great script and a great cast."

Ideas, anyone?

Straight from the desk of the AEE press staff:

For the first time ever at the 2009 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, fans will take center stage and display their “hottest” features and appendages, showing off their skills for the crowds at AEE. Fan attendees can vote for their favorite contestants in the heart of the main exhibit area on the FyreTV stage throughout the show from Friday, January 9 thru Sunday, January 11, 2009 at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, Nevada.

AEE fan contests will include a worldwide search for the fan with the “hottest ass,” present mothers and fathers with the “hottest MILF” and “hottest FILF” titles, and select the “hottest fan” from the audience. Other FyreTV stage contests will award the fan who fakes the sexiest orgasm, wins the wet t-shirt contest, and skillfully pole dance. Couples can participate and compete against other couples in the Valhalla Vacation Club Game Show. Prizes will include exotic vacations to world famous resorts in the Caribbean and Mexico, a FyreTV set top box with free minutes, a complimentary evening at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club with limousine service, and cash prizes.

Of course, if you want to impress your favorite pornstars, you won't have to do all that. In fact, to win the hearts of your most adored Crush Objects, all you have to do is shower. (Seriously. Just ask Mika Tan.)

· FyreTV Stage Schedule (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Adam & Eve, the largest adult product company in the US, has created a new division specifically for couples, called Sensual Couples. The new division will sell romance baskets, toys, lingerie and soft X DVDs.

Sensual Couples’ DVDs will feature attractive real-life couples between the ages of 25 and 40. We are currently looking for four couples to appear in our first title, “Sexual Positions for Lovers”, to be shot in early 2009.

Couples will receive $5,000 US dollars, round trip airfare from any major city in the continental US to the location of filming, hotel accommodation and a $200 Adam & Eve spending spree.

Sensual Couples is asking for 15-minute audition DVDs/tapes with the first 5 minutes of each submission focused on getting to know the couple and 10 minutes of sensual sex (no pop shots please). Auditions will be evaluated on personality, attractiveness and sensuality.

All submitted material becomes the property of Sensual Couples and may be used on the DVD’s and on the sensualcouples.com website.

For information e-mail auditions at sensualcouples dot com.

All audition DVDs or tapes (like mini-DV’s) should be sent to:
Sensual Couples Auditions
302 Meadowland Drive
Hillsborough NC 27517

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Thumbnail: Real life couple Joanna Angel and James Deen fucking in the bathroom

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Midget Cum #4 – the #1 Midget Seller – Cums at You Again with a Pregger Surprise!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

(Hightstown, NJ) June 26, 2008 – Incredible Digital’s number-one selling midget line cums at you again with its latest release – Midget Cum #4, distributed by IVD Exclusives (www.ivd1.com).

Streeting today, Thursday, June 26, 2008, Midget Cum #4 stars the larger-than-life midget superstar, Baby Gangster. This little person may only be three-and-a-half feet tall, but he sure knows how to reach new levels in female stimulation…even if it means he has to stand on a chair or countertop to get there!

In the DVD, the luckiest midget in the world gets to bang a half-dozen chicks… and they tittie-fuck, give blow-jobs, do it doggie-style, and even brush their teeth with Baby Gangster’s love potion! Midget Cum #4 is also the debut for Baby Gangster’s latest girlfriend, Chloe Veria, a 19-year old Columbian import now steaming up adult lenses. Quasaar Salaam, Lisamelly Vasquez, Mariella Rivera, Incredible and Belli Bardou also star in this latest release. And get this: one of these lovely Latina ladies has a small bun in the oven – but we’re not spilling the proverbial beans on which star shows her pregnant belly in the film! You’ll just have to check out the movie for yourself to see!

· Incredible Digital (incredibledigital.com)

· Order: "Midget Cum #4" (adultdvdempire.com)

From the press release: "I was sitting around thinking in all my years in the biz, all the sex scenes I've done, what is the best part of the experience, the ultimate? Well, that would be when one girl is sucking my cock and another is eating my ass. Or, one girl sitting on my face and the other eating my ass. Or, two girls eating my ass at once... you get the idea! I thought, 'why not make a movie about it?' And so Asseaters Unanimous 16: Dinner for Two was born."

We assure you that these are Before photos.

"Asseaters Unanimous 16" also stars Jandi Lin, Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Naudia Nyce, Darryl Hanah, Flower Tucci, Carolyn Reese, Roxy DeVille, Adrianna Nicole, Holly Wellin, Dana DeArmond, and Paris Gables.

We are sorry that we have nothing else to tell you about this movie, since we're already late for dinner for the rest of our lives.

· Evolution Distribution (evolutiondist.com)

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DESSARAE BRADFORD AUTHOR OF COLIN FARRELL: A DARK TWISTED PUPPY WAS EXONERATED FROM ALL HOOKER CHARGES IN HOLLYWOOD CRIMINAL COURT ON MAY 20,2008

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Do to the fact that the news of my arrest for prostitution was so wide spread by the media, I am asking that all my media friends now give your readers and viewers the update on my trial outcome.

I was found not guilty of prostitution and loitering by the twelve jurors in the Hollywood criminal court house on 5/20/08. The jury took a little over an hour to reach their unanimous decision, and I have been clear of all charges.

The police officer that arrested me, Daniel Cottie that I reported to the internal affairs dept of the LAPD the day after my arrest back in November 2007, is still now under investigation by internal affairs because of this matter.

My brilliant attorney Jessica Canada, and I are now preparing the civil court documents required to now sue the LAPD for $20 million dollars, because of the public defamation, false arrest, profiling, racism and other police misconducts that I experienced and that I am still emotionally disturbed by. The court papers will be filed against the LAPD this month.

Please inform your readers and viewers of the update.

SECOND TOPIC: COLIN FARRELL

Due to the unstable health of Mr. Farrell, I am curtailing my slander, libel, and defamation law suit that I am prepared to file against him, until he becomes healthy and fit to stand trial (or the matter gets settled beforehand before court).

As you know, Mr. Farrell has labeled me a STALKER AND HAS WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO DISCREDIT ME PUBLICLY FOR YEARS, and yet has now in recent months began communicating with me again, breaching his own restraining order he has against me without dropping the restraining order or clearing my name publicly.

This type of bullying and disrespect and defamation, WILL NOT BE TOLERATED by me any longer.

I will not take the public attacks and defamation of my name any longer by anyone or any entity.

I am cleaning house in 2008 of all negative assaults against my name and character, starting with the LAPD and ending with Colin Farrell.

Thank you for your time, and keep my new email address handy: (redacted)@yahoo.com.

Things are going to get very exciting this year.

... And my album "Dessarae Bradford- Unrestrained" is avail now too!

CIAO!
DESSARAE BRADFORD
www.blessedadventurepub.com

The enthusiastic press release also promises that Gene's "entirely new take" on the subject (we're guessing he's for it?) will "spark debate, though we're not sure how that's possible: once the Demon speaks, the debate is over! Read on to learn how you can win a special message from Gene, but what you won't learn is the answer to our most pressing question about sex work. When you're hooking up with a lady of the night yourself, do you leave your pants on or take them off? Hopefully, the answer is in the book somewhere too.

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Phoenix Books and Gene Sim mons, the New York Times best-selling author, reality TV star, and KISS front man, present an entertaining mix of narrative history and Simmons' own unique philosophy about the inception and legacy of prostitution with his enlightening new book, Ladies of the Night, poised to hit bookstores on July 8th, 2008. Beautifully illustrated in lush, velvety binding, Ladies of the Night is an entirely new take on a traditionally taboo topic and promises to spark debate.

In connection with the book's release, Phoenix Books is giving one lucky fan the chance to win a personalized voice mail greeting from Gene Sim mons himself! Contestants are asked to go to www.geneSimmons.com and reply to the following:

LADIES OF THE NIGHT—The Oldest Profession in the World: Good or bad? Tell us. And, tell us why.

The essay (200 words or less) and entry form will need to be sent via e-mail to phoenix.books@phoenixnm.com. The contest is open to legal U.S. residents 18 years or older, and the deadline for entering is June 8th, 2008.

Of the entries, Gene Simmons will select ten (10) essays, from which he will pick one (1) grand prize winner and two (2) runners up. The grand prize winner will receive a digital WAV file recording to use as his/her outgoing voice mail message. All runners up will win an autographed book from Gene and a selection of amazing Gene Sim mons/A&E Gene Sim mons' Family Jewels swag.

On May 6th, 2008, the making of Ladies of the Night was featured on A&E's Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, where the legendary rock star and his unconventional family are back and better than ever for season 3 of the hit reality series.

The episode can be seen at the following:

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro3fmleNPtg
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWs0wr5y1o
Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3p3gn6AKOM

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

We followed the august standard set by adult trade magazines to run the unexpurgated version after the gap.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Tuesday, January 29th, 2007 Award Celebration Continues for Not the Bradys XXX (Hollywood, CA) "We can't stop partying," stated Not the Bradys XXX director Will Ryder as the victory celebration continued a full two weeks following the AVN Awards Show which saw the Brady Bunch porn spoof enter the winner's circle at the Mandalay Events Center in Las Vegas. Now the movie is up for more high profile awards first at the XBiz Awards in Hollywood and later at the Adult DVD Empire Awards somewhere in cyberspace. "This movie spoof of the Brady Bunch continues to enjoy a tremendous sales run and people just really like it, and to win an AVN Award of this magnitude is remarkable," stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play who was busy looking for more skirts and wallpaper from the 1970s. With an all-star cast and national television stories that have flooded tabloid news magazine shows, Not the Bradys XXX has received the type of sales and exposure normally reserved for mainstream movies or record companies with deep payola pockets. "We've not seen anything like this in quite some time and we're extremely proud of Will Ryder for bringing home another big award," stated Drew Rosenfeld of Hustler Video which distributes the DVD. With thirteen AVN nominations, Not the Bradys XXX took home the coveted Best DVD Menus prize prompting the producers to jump for joy with tearful hugs and heartfelt high fives. "I almost got knocked down when they announced we won and my suit got wrinkled during a very aggressive low-five from Paulina James but that was one of those moments in time that you just won't forget," stated Ryder who sat at the SexZ Pictures table which was filled with a gaggle of happy award winners most of whom made repeated trips to the stage for the blockbuster sci-fi thriller Upload which won numerous awards including Best Video Feature. "Anybody can win Best Movie or Best Comedy, but to win for Best DVD Menus is really what we had our sights set on all year," Ryder admitted as he wiped away a tear of joy from his tired, wrinkled but elated face. "People keep asking me if we're going to shoot a sequel and all I can tell them is to stay tuned to TV's The Insider to find out as they pretty much determine what we do." There is no truth to the rumor that Ryder has been contacted by representatives of the Brady Bunch television show to direct a made-for-TV documentary starring Cousin Oliver. "We have our entire schedule of porn spoofs ready to go this year so I really don't have much time for outside projects much less this interview because I have to leave some time open to watch Nick at Nite." Not the Bradys XXX has been named the #1 porn movie of the year by www.XCritic.com and continues to earn praise from adult movie reviewers nationwide. "This movie really set the bar quite high but I think they should get rid of awards like best menus," stated Don Houston of Xcritic.com "Sales have been so strong that we are constantly forced to order more replication runs of the DVD because it keeps selling out but that's really starting to get expensive so we might have to put an end to re-orders as a way to keep costs down," stated Robert Bobby senior accountant at the X-Play world headquarters in Hollywood. Not the Bradys XXX is up for more trophies at the upcoming XBiz Awards and also with Adult DVD Empire.com prompting Ryder to say, "I think we're going for the DVD menus hat trick." Not the Bradys XXX is available in stores everywhere, online and directly from www.bradysxxx.com where you can check out numerous movie trailers including clips from Entertainment Tonight's The Insider.

· Not the Bradys XXX (bradysxxx.com)
· Buy "Not the Bradys XXX" (gamelink.com)

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Previously: DVD Review: "Not the Bradys XXX"

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(Beverly Hills, CA) For the first time ever, Hustler's Barely Legal series goes Latin! These Barely Legal Latinas are eager to please their men, and "aye aye aye!" can they do it well! If you've never experienced Latin lovin', then this film will definitely show you what you've been missing!

I swear, Pope Benedict XVI, if I hear you say "Ay Papi" one more time ...

Director Richard de Montfort truly knows how to get lust-filled performances from his stars. The film features spicy-hot scenes with Franky Vixen, Gabriella Romano and Lorena Sanchez, to name a few. These seemingly innocent ladies know exactly how to tease their men and get the right results!

Because the manipulative whore angle hasn't been tried since "Barely Legal Jewesses".

Franky Vixen gives a scorching performance as a young Latina who will do whatever it takes to make a good impression at her job interview. She demonstrates that sometimes passion is more important than credentials to get the job done!

How do you think we got our jobs here?

"Retailers can't get enough of Barely Legal titles," says David Diamond, Hustler National Sales Manager, "and this all-new Barely Legal Latinas will definitely satisfy your customers."

(How can they be satisfied if they can't get enough?)

Barely Legal Latinas features five sizzling scenes, including anal and a threeway! ¡Muy caliente! This one is hot hot hot!

Translation: Very hot! This one is hot hot hot!

· Hustler (hustlerworld.com)
· Buy "Barely Legal Latinas" (talkingblue.com)

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The six scene movie gives a new meaning to the catchphrase Girl Power! Entitled 'Pussy Power!' the movie will see Private's versions of Posh, Ginger, Scary & Sporty but these girls can do a lot more than sing. Baby Spice will be played by Private's brand new contract girl Rose ... 'The Spiced-Up Girls' will be great pastiches of the girls, not only will they sing, 'The Spiced Up Girls' will also do anal! We feel that this concept is a sure fire winner for sales as we generate noise not only around our beautiful five some, but also the movie and the pop song in a way that only Private can produce."

· Moire Candy Blog @ Private Media (private.com)