While we appreciate the patriotic sentiment on this site ("Mission Statement: To discretely [sic] provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible") we have a slight issue with the name of the operation: wouldn't giving one for the country be more appropriate?

Operation Take One For The Country (takeoneforthecountry.com, via a paid advertisement we found while trawling another fine Gawker Media title)
Previously: Sex in Iraq?

Update We hope it's not our fault that the site is down this morning (4/28) - we'd hate to think we're depriving anyone of a sensually pleasing departure.
"Putting Out For Those Shipping Out" (Wonkette)

Update We don't know whether to gloat over the fact that OTOFTC may be an elaborate hoax, or feel bad for all those horny servicepeople: "Notch One For The Hoaxers" (Single Southern Guy, via Boing Boing)

Wonkette's take? "Hey, just because there's no official 'operation' doesn't mean you can't freelance."
"Big Hos or Big Hoax?" (Wonkette)

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