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Thursday, Mar 11, 2004

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One of the hardest things about our job is having to come up with different ways to talk about sex; there’s only so many ways to describe masturbation, for example. Or so we thought until we came across this random masturbation term generator. We’ll never be at a loss for talking about tickling the hoagie, sanding the obelisk, or making friends with the itch again!

The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator (thanks Libby)
See also: World Wide Wank, JackinWorld, Clitical.com