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Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more »
cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more »
Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more »
countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more »
Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more »
offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more »
Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more »
Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more »
bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more »
bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more »
FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more »
whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more »
whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more »
MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more »
MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more »
Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more »
inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more »
FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more »
heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more »
heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more »

#youarethere

We Wish Bobbi Starr A Merry Christmas
While she, like the infant Jesus, treasures her private time, Bobbi Starr nevertheless is a popular porn star and hautboy-wielding lady about town. We caught up with her at home while she put the finishing touches on her Christmas decorations. More »
#dvd

Eye-balling: "Splashes on Glasses 2"
One of the unlikeliest niches, that of sex culminating in ropey volleys lobbed across the cosmetic (rarely prescription) eyewear of pornstresses, has made it to a second edition just in time for Christmas! Could "The Golden Compass" do that? No. More »
#dvd

Joslyn James Doubly Penetrated: Could That Be Roger Federer?
In 2007, Lexington Steele shot a movie in which Joslyn James, one of a recent series of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, was double-teamed by Jon Jon and Marco Banderas. That's it. No context there. We trust they all got along. More »
#dvd

The Impaling Of Black Anjelika
Black Anjelika is an entrancing 22-year-old from Romania. When seen naked, she makes the viewer think, "I can't decide where to start." Lucky for us, she appears in "Anal Asspirations 11," so we'll just begin at the back. More »
#dvd

"Unfaithful 5": Adultery Looks Better In Portugal
Five lesbians - four of whom are in couples - rent a beachfront Portuguese villa and sex and heartbreak ensue. Surely these women know that the weight of history is against their emerging from their Sapphic weekend faithful. More »
#dvd

Shirts And Skins: "Sporty Girls 3"
So rarely in porn do we venture into the world of personal trainers and home badminton courts that we forget the affluent have sex, too. The subtext of "Sporty Girls 3" is that all women are pink beneath their whites. More »
#thehorror

How The Hot Are Humbled: "Fem Slave 2"
This is not a true story, as no one looks this good while getting or delivering such a savage humiliation, but Aiden Starr and Sasha Knox in "Fem Slave 2" remind us that Porn really is a holiday fantasyland. More »
#dvd

If The Russians Love Their "Schoolgirls" Too
One thing we lack in America is a strong tradition of boarding school-based pornography like they have in Europe, what with their "Young Harlots," "Suspiria," and now "Russian Institute: Back to School." How would our pornstresses handle a French voiceover? More »
#vintage

Not So Classics: "Connie & Floyd"
Aside from the jiggly charms of the poorly-lit 70's exploitation staple Sandy Dempsey, "Connie & Floyd" reminds us that the good old days (of porn) weren't always good. More »
#pornofthemoment

Party Sluts: This Time They're Asian
I see them around UCLA; giggling, holding hands, taking pictures of themselves, drunk. Years of stateside complacency have given them alcohol-absorbing curves. But how do I approach and address these creatures? Now I know: They are "Asian Party Sluts." More »
#homemovies

Rotten, Runaway, Tanks, And Tattoos
Night vision didn't work in the Paris Hilton sex tape, and it doesn't work for Rob Rotten. But at least Rotten figured it out eventually and we, the consumer, can rest assured that "Rotten Home Videos" was made with love. More »
#dvd

Essing The D With Gracie Glam
Getting a blowjob from agreeable pixie Gracie Glam sounds like a great idea, even if her fellatio career started inauspiciously in a girls' bathroom. But now she's a pro. "I like watching your toes tingle," she says. More »
#dvd

Creepy Fun At Bare Bottom Prices: "Teens for Cash 6"
If the problem is that teens will not fuck them because they are old and/or douchebaggy, "Teens for Cash" resolves this issue by throwing money at it. More »
#dvd

Dolphin-free Asian Muff Diving
You know, it's a treat now and then to get a pornographic product featuring people one doesn't know personally who also seem to have no concept of you, the viewer, or why what they are doing might be considered attractive. More »
#dvd

Scandal: Denise Only Squirts When She Smokes Chronic
One of my favorite series, wherein I am reminded of a real inner creepiness, is "Crack Whore Confessions." But Denise, cover girl of Volume 6, merely smokes pot. Odd that, this time, my innocence was lost without a crack pipe. More »
#events

Your Titillating Sextuple Date
Talk about the cool kids' table: Worldly Belladonna, frank Kimberly Kane, gamboling Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones, dangerous Joanna Angel, ubiquitous Sasha Grey, and you. Yes, if you win their company at Saturday's "Winter Wonderland" event benefiting AIM, you. More »
#dvd

Aletta Ocean And Why "Slam"ming It Is Really The Only Option
Aletta Ocean is a captivating Hungarian who will be 22 later this month. Prior to her boob job she almost looked wholesome, but now, with rhinestones ringing her 3-D nipples and thigh-high stockings, well, she sure doesn't. More »
#dvd

Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"
Since I go home for the holidays, Private's team of leggy and melon-scented pornstresses gave me a ballseye view of how they celebrate Christ's birth on the continent - by fucking on the table. It truly is a wonderful life. More »
#sextoys

RealTouch: Your Awesome Robot Rubout
Is it a blowjob? A handjob? No, putting your junk in the RealTouch is like fucking the Matrix, the rabbit hole lined with shockingly personal conveyor belts and the moneymakers of various Jennas, Toris, and Brees at the other end. More »
#dvd

Ziggy Masturbates At You
Implicit in the title "12 Nasty Girls Masturbating" is the belief that these 12 women could be fucking you, yet they choose to masturbate and have it filmed. That's not just nasty, that's downright cruel. More »
#dvd

Girls from Down Under Go Down Under
"Girls Make Love" might have seemed to non-existent Australian Abby Winters a very simple title for this sunlit lesbian romp, but it made me wonder what the women were doing while the girls were being all soft and romantic? More »
#dvd

Those Were The Days: "Teen Japan 5"
It figures that if anyone could invent a time machine, it would be these Japanese teens, captured in the full bloom of their barely-legalness in a more innocent time (2005). Stay tuned for "Early Twenty-something Japan" in 2013. More »
#youarethere

Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister
Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads. More »
#parody

If You've Ever Wondered: "WKRP in Cincinati"
Supertramp. Jan Smithers. Loni Anderson before Burt Reynolds. Could there be a richer lode of porn gold than "WKRP in Cincinnati"? (Of course there could, but how often do we get the chance to write about Supertramp and Smithers?) More »
#vintage

When Marilyn Chambers Was "Insatiable"
Heiress and starlet Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) has everything but, as she tells anyone who will listen in "Insatiable," she doesn't have—oh wait. She has everything. More »
#theass

Uniformed Euro-Sluts And Where They're Taking It
Here's what we know: These sluts wear uniforms, take it in the ass, and there are six of them. I don't know what else you expected from "6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass." More »
#burlesque

"The Corpse Wore Pasties": Dangerous Burlesque!
You think today's strain of burlesque is all wholesome and sex positive? Not if you bogart someone's act, sister. Hard Case Crime's "The Corpse Wore Pasties" shows that there's no such thing as friendly competition when tassels are involved. More »
#outrage

Bree Olson: Headlights For The Blind
Bubba the Love Sponge seems reprehensible on his "Bubba Raw 4," in which the Howard/Opie-esque radio host tries to convince Bree Olson that one of his lackies is blind. He appears scandalized when she doesn't believe him. More »
#dvd

Well, If You Insist: "Fuck My Big Boobs"
If you're like me, you came for the Eastern European big boobs, but you stayed to get a glimpse of the type of persons the credits refer to as "Mugur" and "Choky Ice." More »
#fleshbotinternational

Ancient Swedish And French Porn From The Empire State
Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls." More »
#dvd

"Crash Pad 5": Now With Actual Padding
Feel a little creepy watching porn? Guess what: lesbians think you're creepy, too. In this latest episode of "The Crash Pad," an unblinking techie monitors for your benefit the Sapphic (and bepenised) goings-on at a sex drop-in center for Ladies. More »
#dvd

Private Dicks (And Pussies): "Criminal Sex Investigation"
Had enough of porn parodies? Not yet, Comrade. Imagine, if you will, an Eastern European porn adaptation of "CSI: Las Vegas" and you get the Private's porntastically unfathomable "Criminal Sex Investigation." More »
#dvd

Niche Alert: Japanese Cowsplay
The Japanese have given us so much: Poi, Dokken, the Hewlett-Packard Laserjet 4000N. But they've also given us a distinctive pornic costume style. What happens, then, when Japanese pornstresses dress like their Western counterparts? More »
#dvd

Not A Parody: "Gimme A Fucking Spring Break"
Did we for a moment wonder if Pink Visual had jumped into the parody market and signed Jada Fire to play Nell Carter a la Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos? No, we're not dumb. But these Spring Breakers are! More »
#queer

Leave The Closet Door Open For "Seven Minutes in Heaven"
There is something Unitarian Universalist about Courtney Trouble's charming all-girl (and trans) spin-the-bottle romp "Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out," but instead of free coffee and homemade lemon squares, newcomers get strapped. More »
#vintage

Don't Toss Us Away, Valeria
The cover of "Big Titted First Timers 7" looks like a Lone Justice sex tape. Who is that woman with the 90's hair and tan lines? Turns out it's Valeria and this compilation is a trip to the 2257-exempt past. More »
#popshots

Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More »
#thehorror

"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More »
#thehorror

"Vampiress": Waiting To Impale
We try to steer you right here at Fleshbot, even when our judgment is momentarily clouded by personal friendships, advertising dollars, or cocaine. That is why we'll tell you that "Vampiress" is a horrible movie but it has its charms. More »
#thehorror

To "Black Devil Doll" With Love
How can we hate someone who tosses salad, jerks off on windows, and engages in murder of crackers by bat and hammer with the same delirious joy? The answer is that you can't hate the "Black Devil Doll." More »

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