Men, beware: Victoria's Secret is launching a whole new clothing line and ad campaign featuring Brazilian überhottie Alessandra Ambrosio (whose very name is a marketer's wet dream come true) and a bevy of hot! college! babes! as part of their devious world-conquering machinations. Quoth Adrants: "The line is designed to be more comfortable and less constrictive so girls can be comfortable in class while they distract the guys as part of Victoria's Secret's grand plan to turn men into lingerie-induced, catatonic zombies leaving them behind as the girls slide into all of high society's power positions." Pretty sneaky if you ask us.

"Victoria's Secret Launches College Hottie-Wear" (Adrants)
"Victoria's Secret Targets Women in College" (Yahoo! News)
Alessandra Ambrosio Pink (gallery @ The Superficial)
See also: Alessandra Ambrosio (fan site @ alessandra-ambrosio.net)
Alessandra Ambrosio (photo galleries @ Googirl)
Previously: Farewell, Victoria, Bob Dylan and Victoria's Secret, Victoria's Secret Video

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