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more about #straight cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more » Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more » countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more » Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more » offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more » Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more » Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more » bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more » bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more » FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more » whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more » whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more » MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more » MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more » Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more » inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more » FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more » heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more » heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more » heterophobic: I have been a very big fan of McPhee's bosom for years. Some day we'll finally see them in all their glory. For now, I'll take this. And did the orig... more » -
#greatmomentsinmasturbation
Caught In The Act: Now What?
One of the goals of National Masturbation Month, now moving towards its thundering climax, is to remove the stigma and shame associated with the act itself. Who among us hasn't at one time or another felt like poor Ricky, trying to save face after being discovered in the most intimate of intimate moments. How humiliating! (We think. The kid's got a pretty good poker face, actually.) On the other hand, no one among us can possibly know how Ricky feels after hearing his mother's reaction, because no mother on Earth has ever given this speech. Despite how it looks, this is not the set up for the latest sequel to Taboo, but it is actually someone's sick idea of the proper response to walking into your kid's room without knocking. The more appropriate—and more likely—technique is to run from the room horrified and never speak of it again, as Pheobe Cates wisely demonstrates in the only reason anyone remembers "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." After all, if masturbation stopped being dirty and forbidden, what would be the fun of it? More » -









