Tuesday, Jul 12, 2005
Wet Spots
· Before anyone else emails us about it (and if she hasn’t already had enough problems this week): no, we still haven’t found any photos or video footage of that Mariah Carey wardrobe malfunction on German television that everyone seems to be so anxious to see. We will, however, send a genuine, unopened “Glitter” DVD to the first reader who finds us something that’s not a fake. Because we care that much. (The Sun UK)
· More celebrity sex tape action that we haven’t seen yet, this time allegedly by way of Colin Farrell and his ex-girlfriend. So you can stop asking us about that too. (Defamer)
· Metafilter asks itself to come up with some good titles for a Bush-administration-themed porno movie; we still think “Weapons of Ass Destruction” is the best of the lot, even though it’s been taken already. (ask.metafilter.com)
· Hey, books containing images of “large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples covered with glistening sweat and bite marks” are certainly part of our library … but we understand that our taste in literature might not be for everybody. (Boing Boing)
· Just think: at this very moment, someone somewhere is getting a blowjob. Since you’re sitting here reading this, we can safely assume that you’re not one of them. (blowjobplanet.com - thanks Fraq)
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