· Since we can't possibly top the headline "Mary Carey dines with Bush", we'll just quote from the press release for this one: I m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove ... I know that he s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn t so bad! (Adult FYI)

· Finally, our very first fan sign! It's an honor, really. (Flash w/sound @ pw.edu.pl - thanks Bazima)

· Former "Melrose Place" and "Days Of Our Lives" star Lisa Rinna learns that nothing resuscitates a stalled career faster than a see-through blouse. (Double Viking)

· From online notoriety to Playboy spread to high profile lawsuit, the Washingtonienne saga continues right on schedule. Inevitable infomercial contract to follow circa 2008. (washingtonpost.com)

· Remember, folks: vibrating panties and shopping don't mix. We advise "borrowing" something from the produce section instead. (The Register)

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