Does gonzo king Seymore Butts know that his name (with a slight difference in spelling) is being used to hawk this rather disturbing medical instruction item? ("Molded from a 74-year-old patient, it looks and feels just like the real thing!") Its use as a sex toy isn't specified in the description, but we're sure there are plenty of previously unfulfilled geriatric fetishists out there with a penchant for unstageable eschars and sutured incisions who are very, very glad we're posting this.

The Seymour Butts 900 (vatainc.com, via Bacon and Eh's - thanks Rob)
Previously: Rubber Pussy Challenge, Houses of Hidden Treasures, Nicole Sheridan Giveaway, Sex Tribe: Medical Fun

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