We somehow missed "Silicone Tomboys in Little Hoo-Hoo" and "Little White Girls Next Door of Canada" ("A lighthearted tale of an out-of-work flasher and the pool boy who just wanted to service the cervix"), but thanks to Glossy News' mission to review every porno movie throughout the entirety of all history, we can experience these dirty classics all over again ... for the first time! (Actually, it's too bad that the titles in this online generator are fake - "Doggystyle Penetration of Castle Anthrax" and "XXX Ta-Ta's Go Camping" sound a lot more interesting than most of the smut videos that come our way.)

Random Porno Generator (glossynews.com - thanks Rick)

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