It probably goes without saying that our job here at Fleshbot is one endless round of sexy parties, erotic interviews with nubile starlets, and jetting off to exotic destinations like Las Vegas to attend glamorous adult industry events (that is, when we're not sitting here in our underwear drinking lukewarm coffee while nursing our pre-Mardi Gras hangovers)—but for those of you who aren't quite as lucky as we are, a mere $3,000 will provide you the opportunity to attend five days' worth of porn shoots in places like the Canary Islands as well as the chance to appear in front of the camera yourself (providing you pass your STD tests and "meet certain requirements set forth by the director", which we're sure nothing some well-chosen pharmaceutical products couldn't help you with.) After all, why should we have all the fun?

Porn Week: "The Ultimate Fantasy Vacation" (pornweek.com, via Flaunting It)

Previously: Porn Safari, Cruising With Juli Ashton, Bang A Pornstar

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