If Barbie (in or out of a blender) is a little too tame for your taste, might be suggest acquiring a set of Dyke Dolls, complete with optional strap-on harnesses and vibrators? We're sure they'd be able to show that goody-goody Midge a thing or two.

Dyke Dolls: "Play with your own lesbian!" (Flash @ dykedolls.com - thanks Michelle; also spotted by our hot! lesbian! lovers! at the WOW Report)
See also: Plastic Fantasy: Adult Superstar Action Figures (plasticfantasy.com)
Tom of Finland Action Figures (adultactionfigures.com)
Previously: Unreal Dolls, Booty Babes

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