Scandal: Denise Only Squirts When She Smokes Chronic

One of my favorite series, wherein I am reminded of a real inner creepiness, is "Crack Whore Confessions." But Denise, cover girl of Volume 6, merely smokes pot. Odd that, this time, my innocence was lost without a crack pipe. More »

Amy Fisher And Vivid Milving It In Miami

At 25 and 34, respectively, Vivid and Amy Fisher are past the age of consent and can do whatever they damn well please. That is why both milves are featured at next weekend's Exxxotica Miami. More »

"Theater Sluts": Tampa's Version Of The Tonys

When "Theater Sluts" arrived at Fleshbot West, I naturally assumed some backstage video had been smuggled from Fleshbot High's production of "HMS Pinafore." Alas, this was a cast party I was not invited to. More »

We Will Now Hear Your "Crack Whore Confessions"

"Train Wreck" does not equal "Hot Mess." While what we can only assume are actual crack whores totter across Tampa, we need to ask ourselves what kind of pipe we want to be laying. More »

A Florida teenager was allegedly attacked and robbed by four topless women, who left him $100 poorer. We're not sure what he's complaining about—there are people who pay a hell of a lot more for that kind of treatment. (ananova.com; thumbnail star Karen via Ask Jolene)

Obscenity A La Mode?

Max Hardcore might have been getting all the attention lately, but another obscenity trial in Florida is currently underway where the defense is using Google search stats to prove that "community standards" are a lot broader than some people might think: apparently, searching for the term "orgy" is just as all-American as searching for "apple pie". (No word on people who search for "apple pie orgy", though—maybe even community standards have their limits.) (freespeechcoalition.com + nytimes.com)

If you don't have any plans for the weekend yet, you might want to consider partying with Jenna Jameson: after all, what could be more fun than heading down to Florida, putting on some lingerie, drinking champagne, and hanging out with the world's most famous porn star? (Okay, we can think of a few things, but we'll take what we can get.) (nationalledger.com)

Hiring a nude maid to clean your house while the wife is on vacation sounds like the perfect plan, until she makes off with $40,000 worth of your wife's jewels. That must have been a fun explanation. (myfoxtampabay.com; thumb of the very trustworthy Shay Laren)

We totally saw this one coming: that Porn Camp Seminar we told you about a few weeks ago is already overbooked. Shockingly, there are more than 12-20 people in (or willing to travel to) the Tampa area who want to know how to make a porn video. Or at least who want to meet Courtney Cummz. (tampabays10.com)

Today's baseball spring training update: A scout for the Boston Red Sox was arrested in Florida for "committing a lewd act in a hotel room that overlooked the pool." Your move, Derek Jeter! (abc2news.com)

Notes On Porn Camp: Or, Kum Ba Ya ... On My Face!

Ever wanted to make and sell a homemade porn movie but lost hope after the penis pictures you posted on Craigslist yielded nothing? Visit Tampa from March 28-30 for a comprehensive seminar that will cover everything from lighting to where to store your talent IDs for when the feds break down your apartment door. More »

Is Florida The New Porn Valley?

The only place on Earth that has a similar climate, in-ground swimming pool distribution, and permissive community standards on girls in bikinis as Southern California, are the coastal areas of Florida. So you'd think that if there was any place that could compete with the San Fernando Valley as the porn capital of the world, it would be the Sunshine State—and you might be correct. Except for the geographical oddity of being on both the bottom edge of the Bible Belt's buckle and on the leading edge of Key West's and South Beach's middle fingers, which puts the state in the middle of a somewhat conflicted relationship with adult entertainment. More »

Don't you hate spending the better part of your life fighting against the glass ceiling to build a respectable judicial career only to have some jackass plaintiff come before you who you once gave a drunken blowjob to in college? Especially one who willing admits to emitting high-pitched girlish screams that set off car alarms when receiving fellatio? No one really comes out of this story alive. (abovethelaw.com, via Jezebel)

"Busty Hookers" Takes Its Place In The Pantheon

Of the many awards bestowed in last week's Nightmoves convention in Tampa (by all accounts a fun time, though we have never been offered airline tickets, free hotel and transportation, and happy ending massages from stern but grateful gator-wrasslin' women), none so captures the zeitgeist of the porn industry past and present than "Busty Hookers" winning an Editor's Choice award for Best Gonzo Release. Not since "Busty Hookers Who Are Also My Bartender" have we felt the stars align so fluidly. More »

Spencer Tunick will photograph 800 naked people in South Beach, Florida, next month, which is about two or three hundred shy of the number of naked people you would find in South Beach on a typical Friday night. (miamiherald.com)

The dreaded six-foot rule may be on its way to Sarasota, Florida, strip clubs. Why should only guys who are 12 feet tall get to have all the fun? (mysuncoast.com)

If you haven't been keeping in touch with your grandparents since they moved to Florida (shame on you!) and you're wondering what they're up to, don't worry—they've just been planning for their erotic art show. See what happens when you leave those kids unsupervised? (sptimes.com)

FetishCon 2007: Sparks Fly

Says intrepid Fleshbot roving photographer Autumn Sonnichsen of this last batch of hot performance shots she took at FetishCon 2007 in Tampa last weekend: "Did you know that you can make sparks fly out from between a girl's legs? I did not know. I learned a lot last weekend." We've heard rumours that such things were possible, but it wasn't until we saw what was going on onstage that we believed it could really happen. Either we have to brush up on our powertool technique, or we have to start attending more events like this in the future to learn how it's done. Guess sticks and stones aren't the only things you can rub together to make things ignite. More »

Anastasia Pierce Does Rubberdoll (And Vice Versa)

Among the many pervy delights we missed at FetishCon 2007 this past weekend was a live performance featuring Fleshbot crush objects Anastasia Pierce and Rubberdoll, who between them generated so much heat that it's a wonder their ensembles didn't spontaneously combust and/or melt right there on stage. Fortunately, photographer extraordinaire Autumn Sonnichsen was there to capture all the steamy fetish nurse-on-fetish nurse action; we'd say that she at least saved you the discomfort of sitting there in the audience and getting all hot and sticky yourself, but something tells us you're going to be feeling pretty moist once you see the pics anyway. And who doesn't like to get a little moist once in a while? More »

Fetish Con 2007: Florida Heat

While summertime is an excuse for most of us to wear as little clothing as possible, there's never any rest from the rigors of lacing up a corset or squeezing oneself into a form fitting latex ensemble for the hard working models of the fetish scene, many of whom were in attendance at FetishCon 2007 in Tampa this weekend. Fortunately, star photographer Autumn Sonnichsen braved the sticky August temperatures to bring you these exclusive shots of models at the event, including Fleshbot faves Darenzia, Emily Marilyn, and Anastasia Pierce ... because after all, neither snow nor rain nor two hundred percent Florida humidity can stay any of these gals from the hot completion of their fetishwear rounds. (Let's just hope the air conditioning didn't flake out of them in their hotel rooms this weekend like it did in our apartments. This whole suffering-for-fashion thing should only go so far.) More »

Could someone please tell us who ended up winning the SilverCash Bikini Contest at the Internext webmaster confab in Florida last weekend? Because we're having a hard time choosing from all the contestants. When it comes to barely-there thongs, everyone's a winner! (laxtime.com)

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Boobs

In Sarasota, Florida this week, adult business zoning laws and neighborhood stodginess prevented a local business owner from opening a hair salon in which the hairdressers would be dressed down to bikinis. Refusing to go gentle into that good night, the would-be businessman is now setting up window displays of a suggestive nature. Sure, maybe it's a little aggressive since there's an elementary school only a few hundred feet away—but as we well know from those reports of the adult industry bringing in $983 squillion a year, there's money in this business, and some people just aren't going to sit down and take their injustices quietly. Or without visual demonstrations of hot mannequin-on-mannequin love. David Douthitt, who refers to the potential hair salon as a clip joint instead of a strip joint, may be helping to drive home the point that adult businesses are bad for the neighborhood ... but at least the pictures of his protest methods are amusing. Especially if you're into hot mannequin-on-mannequin love. More »

Potential jurors in a Florida masturbation trial (it's a long story) were asked if they had ever touched themselves before and all had to confess to the crime. Let he among you with a free hand cast the first stone. (miamiherald.com, via Jezebel)

Another week, another opportunity to vote for the winners of yet another adult industry awards show. Try not to think too hard about what the Best Anal Release might involve. (xfanz.com; see ballot @ nmaea.com)

Morning Wood: Mating Season

· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com) More »

Morning Wood: Not Again

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Wet Spots: Rest In Peeps

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Dana DeArmond's Decorative Taint

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