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Assuming anyone is still paying attention to the story, we thought we'd take this opportunity to thank everyone for their support while we've attempted to deal with the dark cloud of an 80! million! dollar! lawsuit! hanging over our heads and inform you that our long nightmare of the past 96 hours may finally be over ... with flowers, no less! (Yes, we're just as surprised and confused as you are. Does this mean we shouldn't make fun of his you-know-what anymore?)

"Fred Durst Apologizes For Giving Us A Legal Reacharound" (Defamer)

Previously: Gawker Media Dursted!, Fred Durst Hacked Sex Video, Cameron Diaz Video Lawsuit Threat

Update And just to further wrap things up nicely, Spinneyhead comes up with this adorable clip which even manages to redeem that "touch my ass and my balls" soundbite for us—in fact, we kind of can't stop replaying it now. Aren't happy endings wonderful? (.mov @ spinneyhead.co.uk)