
Is Playboy playing the ol’ bait-and-switch by putting Paris Hilton (or an incredible simulation) on the cover of its new “Sex and Music” issue despite the fact that she doesn’t appear nude inside the magazine? Since we’ve received a couple of inquiries about the online whereabouts of the alleged photospread, we feel obliged to tell you that it doesn’t exist. (Frankly, we’re wondering why more people haven’t been asking us about Debbie Gibson’s layout instead—after all, Paris naked is nothing we all haven’t seen before. To put it kindly.)
“Paris poses for Playboy … or does she?” (MSNBC)
See also: “Paris As Jeannie” and “Paris Hilton … Your Punchline Here” (Gawker)
“Debbie Gibson: Playboy” (Double Viking)
Previously: Paris Steals “Paris”, Paris Buys “Paris”, “1 Night In Paris” Review