If we didn't have it on good authority that the bewigged blonde in these photos was really Jenny McCarthy, we would've sworn that a pre-op drag queen with a very convincing boob job had broken into the studio and started assaulting the other models. (Then again, we seem to remember seeing that teardrop-thingie tattoo on her lower back before, so maybe it really is Jenny underneath all that hair.)

"Jenny McCarthy's new photo shoot" (photos @ Tax That Ass - thanks F.)

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