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Wednesday, Jul 14, 2004

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Hey, could you do us a favor? If you happen to have downloaded that Cameron Diaz video (no, not “The Sweetest Thing” - the other one) from anywhere on the Web at any point after reading about it here last week - that is, after it had already begun making the blog rounds, and even after we told you it wasn’t worth the effort - could you please delete it from your hard drive, rinse out your eyes with chlorine, and ask your doctor for a frontal lobotomy so you won’t remember ever having seen or heard about it in the first place? We’d sure appreciate it … and so would Cameron’s legal team! Thanks much!

“Cameron Diaz’s ‘Sex Tape’ Legal Threats” (Gawker)
“There’s Something About Cameron’s Lawyer” (Defamer)