Sure, we may occasionally make the same kind of Red Bull-and-Cheetos jokes about her that everyone else does, but we really do have a soft spot in our smutty hearts for our girl Britney—and we're thrilled that she and whatshisface are expecting an addition to their happy household. We'll probably get around to sending her one of those fabric-covered memory books for a baby shower present when the time comes, but until then we thought it would be nice someday for the future offspring to have some of our favorite Fleshbot posts about Mom collected in one place. Won't you join us for a look back at Britney's road to motherhood over the past year and a half?

"Britney Spears Says She's Pregnant" (Reuters)

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Britney Morph Porn
Britney Does Anna
Hardcore Britney Comics

Britney Gets Married
Britney's Porn Party
Britney's Spring Break

Britney Goes Porn (Again)
Britney's Honeymoon

Britney's Crotch Grab
Britney Spears: The Downward Spiral
Britney on the Balcony: Update

Britney Boobenslippen
Britney Panty Flash
Britney's Panties: eBay Item of the Week
Britney Spears Upskirt?

Britney Does Playboy?
Britney's Porn Tape?
Britney Spears, Still Not Naked
Britney "Nude": Enough Already
"Britney Rears' Wild Back Stage Party" (oops!)

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