We know, it's pretty old news, but it's relevant. Furthermore, it's a really catchy song. Furthermore, that second girl has boobs so large that the censor bar barely covers it, and that's something everyone can enjoy.

· Make The Girl Dance Baby Baby Baby (youtube.com)

That's just fine by us. Everyone knows we've always supported fashion that accentuates nudity, rather than hides it. Take a note, fashion designers: this is what we're into. (The hat is also nice.)

· Adriana Lima See Through Runway (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

On Wednesday, we all watched Ashlynn Brooke's adventure through the kitchen of doom (and aproned boobs). As we all know, Ashlynn's been extremely bold throughout her luxurious career. With that in mind, we ask you to describe Ashlynn's next Indiana Jones-esque adventure. Here's how it works:

Imagine Ashlynn Brooke's next movie as if she were Indiana Jones. Simple enough, right? For example:
"Ashlynn Brooke and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dildo" (Thanks, Lux!)
Feel free to fill in some key plot points, but keep in mind brevity is always best.

Post your entries in the comments section. We'll let you know our favorite next week, and the would-be filmmaker will win a copy of Ashlynn Brooke's Adventures in Sex!

Last, but not least, we have to declare a winner in the "House of Ass 11" Contest. Many thanks to everyone who entered. All of the limericks were brilliant, funny, and—most importantly—insightful. derekuw, for example, had a tri-limerick about entering the House of Ass that reminded us of Paradise Lost, but in reverse. We loved the quick punchiness of bokkimanko's limerick, especially the line about "weapons of ass destruction." You are all magnificent writers.

However, the Grand Prize goes to...
boodie4daze!

Here's the award-winning poem:

O' smack on that proud bulbous mass
As it juts from this tramp stamped lass
She backed that shit up
Like a down-facing pup
And I painted one big House of Ass

I feared, in a manner of speaking
That the neighborhood might tend toward reeking
But when I got round the bend
And approached the rear end
The House of Ass was above all critiquing.

Congratulations! Enjoy your well-earned copy of "House of Ass 11" and all that it symbolizes. We'll be contacting you through your profile page to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Fancy, foxy Ashlynn via AshlynnBrooke.com (nsgalleries.com)

Brad Tinmouth gives his gift to art history majors everywhere: Girls In Front Of Art. Mr. Tinmouth graciously erased everything that isn't museum-worthy (though you can see the original image when you scroll over it). Now that hot girl spread-eagled on the bed won't distract you from the Van Gogh on the wall. Enjoy.

Everyone else: naked amateur girls over here!

· Girls In Front Of Art (girlsinfrontofart.com)

Earlier this week, we showed you a clip from "Tom Byron's House of Ass 11" with the lovely Jessica Bangkok breaking out her bodacious bottom. Use that ass as your muse and create a poem with as much vibrance and bounce as that body part we keep talking about. Here are the rules:

Describe your first trip to the House of Ass. What did you do? Who did you meet? What is the house like? Was it, perhaps, haunted?

All entries must be in the form of a limerick. For those of you who aren't familiar with the style, here's an example entry (from an unnamed source):

Approaching the great House of Ass,
I cut a quick path through the grass.
The House said, "You boob!
Don't step on my pubes!"
And now I can't enter. Alas!

Post your entries in the comments section. We'll let you know our favorite next week, and the author will win a copy of House of Ass 11!

· Literary babe: Jessica Bangkok (realitykings.com)

Now available on iTunes, "Naked States" is a road movie with several hearts.

For five months in 1997, Tunick crossed America with the goal of photographing nudes in each of the contiguous 48 states. From Presque Isle, Maine to Los Angeles, Tunick was able to either cajole (Fargo) or corral (an unruly nudist colony) his models, each of whom seemed to have a different idea of what the point was.

Tunick himself comes across as less interested in the humanity than in the art, and less interested in the art than in the art magazines which had at the time shown little interest. But his models, like the woman in Boston who thought of her public nudity (recovering from a mugging and rape) as therapy or the Phish fan who joined hundreds of like-minded subjects supine on the tarmac of a former Air Force base as a war protest, are what makes this documentary like a very fleshy "Travels with Charley."

Maybe Tunick is a publicity seeker (he recently broke a record in Mexico City's Zocalo by getting 18,000 people to disrobe), but the reasons his subjects cite for taking their kits off are deeply personal, from the 65-year-old man who knows how he will look exiting the world to the woman posing on the New Jersey side of New York Harbor, pre- the towers falling, talking about the power of public solitude.

So, since neither Tunick nor his strangely killjoy girlfriend, nor his producer nor his attorney (the great Ronald Kuby, who can still spit the word "cops") ever refer to any of the models as "hot," I felt bad thinking that the woman from Madison or that vintage clothing store employee looked pretty tasty. But the way Tunick arranged them said "naked" more than "nude," so he achieved his goal.

The documentary follows a pattern of Tunick's surprises, both pleasant and not. He feels personally endangered at the Sturgis bike rally (the owner of a Klanware t-shirt concession is incensed at Tunick's proposition to his daughter), has a difficult time with crowd control at a nudist colony and Phish concert, and ends the movie with his coveted gallery showing and wide exposure in the art world. We are surprised that he has only been arrested five times.

Ultimately what makes this documentary compelling is how much of America we see, and how there seems to be a fortuitous disconnect between photographer and subject, in which each walks away from the shoot with something different.

Because I am base-minded and low, I was not able to walk away, for I had an erection.

Spencer Tunick (spencertunick.com)
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· Fang Ling Lee (fanglinglee.com)

Naturist Holiday is keeping a running tab of each and every naked body atop the Fourth Plinth. As of today, there've been eleven naked Plinthers...our fingers are crossed that we get to see a few more during the project's final two weeks.

· The Fourth Plinth (natursitholiday.info, via indienudes.com)
· One & Other (oneandother.co.uk)

This morning, One and Other showcased one of its most popular participants of all: Naomi McDonald, a dancer from Stringfellows lapdancing club, spent her hour honing her craft (to the delight of many passersby). Clad only in a pair of panties and heels, and armed with a mini pole, Naomi pole danced her way into the hearts of many Londoners—and crashed the One and Other website in the process.

Who says art is boring?

· Topless woman crashes fourth plinth website (guardian.co.uk)
· One & Other (oneandother.co.uk)
· The Fourth Plinth (london.gov.uk)

Swift's photo series offers up a peek beneath the clothes of the average woman: each model is photographed fully clothed and fully nude, with the resulting photos displayed side-by-side. It's fascinating look at what's hidden away from daily view—and the differences (and similarities) that come to light when we're all laid bare.

· What Lies Beneath (swiftimages.net)

Anyone else feeling inspired to petition for a "Not Ghost XXX"? We can think of many a lady who'd make an excellent Demi Moore. (Evan Stone is the obvious choice for Patrick Swayze.)

· Cros Karma | B & M (marksacro.blogspot.com, via indienudes.com)

The photos—taken for a spread for Paradis magazine—can be found online, along with the lengthy, indepth interview that accompanied them. We, uh, didn't actually read the interview (it was long!), but we're sure it's very insightful and makes extremely compelling points. Totally.

· Le Louvre (fcsas.blogspot.com, via nudography.com)

Photographer Uwe Ommer (who you may remember from his "Do It Yourself" project) falls into the latter category, as evidenced by his "Obamania" photo series. Though we're not completely sure what his message is (perhaps a statement on Obama's sexualization by the mass media?), we're oddly compelled by the photos. Maybe we just have a thing for naked girls in masks.

· Obamania (uweommer.eu, via yuhmm.com)

Zach's latest show, Decent Ex Posures (An Exhibition for Exhitionists), features photos of live nude New Yorkers stripped down in the middle of the subway car. And no, they're not staged: Zach and his models ambush an unsuspecting car with 30 seconds of nudity, during which Zach snaps as many shots as he can. Once the time is up, the model gets dressed, and all goes back to normal. We assume.

Man, who said art was boring?

· Zach Hyman (zhfoto.com)
· Striphanger (nypost.com)

You know what? Forget Rio, that two-timing jerk who was dating both Jem and Jerrica. There's nothing we want to see more than Stormer's bright blue mane of hair between Kimber's milky-white thighs. (Then we'd know whether she was a true redhead.) Or Shana and Aja's interracial romance. Or how about the possible bondage scenes between Jem and the entire band of Misfits? We could go on forever, but we'll let you use your imagination for a while. Hopefully these pictures will inspire you as much as they did us.

Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)
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Fuq Pop by Ronin/SS (ronin-ss.com, via yuhmm.com)

And the show—which ran all last week at 12:30—didn't just feature any naked models, either: no, Channel 4 was able to spring for professionals like fashion model Kirsten Varley, seen in the clip above. Isn't it wonderful to see a country so dedicated to promoting the fine arts? If only American would take some inspiration, and import "Life Class" the way they did, say, "The Office."

· Life Class: Today's Nude (channel4.com)
· Full clip at Bz Video Clips (bzvideoclips.net)

But hey, beggars can't be choosers, right? Let us all thank the lovely Bar for even agreeing to show us this much. Cause, you know, if we really show our gratitude, she might decide to reward us with an even better view.

· Bar Refaeli Naked (youtube.com)

We Did Porn

"Then I would call it 'Who Killed Tina DiVine?' or 'Who Killed Max Clamm?' and all my observations about porn could be wrapped around that death and loaded with the sexy intensity of true crime," Smith writes.

Tina DiVine, who shares certain characteristics with Joanna Angel, is one of dozens of second degree pseudonyms Smith employs in the book. He uses this method, he explains, to remind readers and himself that "there is probably more to them than I managed to see or record."

But, save for some anonymous porn performer in Berlin, no one dies in this book, and so the reader struggles with Smith (nom de porn: Zak Sabbath) on an as-it-happens examination of this "detour" through the pornimondes of Los Angeles, Brooklyn, Vegas, Berlin, and Barcelona, as the narrator serves up judgment on what he's figuring out.

Smith's perspective as a porn tourist (we are all porn tourists unless we are Jack Fuchsmore/Max Hardcore) is one of such precision, wit, and education that one can coast through most of "We Did Porn" before realizing that it can be as heartless and passionless as an episode of "Family Guy" or a fucking machine.

Take this observation of attendees at the annual Adult Entertainment Expo:

These bumblers in lines, programmers, two-handed clutchers, these bloggers with their pictures near breasts, these meatstacks, sad-sacks, these weezing mouth-breathers, nodding Cro-Magnons, ghost-costume-sized hip-hop shirt roamers, these collectors, these enthusiasts, pederasts, Ozzytees, these waist-touchers, wasted brokers, jokers, grinners, tit-seekers, watchers, these bulky humans and beanpoles processed in bulk, these barn-door-sized target audiences, these red bosses and red employees and simultaneous electronics-convention attendees, these men, these fat-ass motherfuckers in their bloatiness and massy fat pants. Whatever, civilians.

Smith spends most of a wildly entertaining discourse on porn and art and pornographers and/as opposed to artists masturbating over the heads of masturbators with deft references to Cthulhu, Boba Fett, and "Blade Runner."

It is only as Smith/Sabbath encounters - and falls in love with - Candy Crushed/Mandy Morbid and Osbie Feel/Benny Profane, and learns to admire the work of Gina Giles/Kimberly Kane and Rob Chuckle/Bob Coulter that we find a little humanizing joy in that (as Smith describes a late night Vegas Coco's discussion with fellow travelers such as Auspicia Clay/See If You Can Guess) "sauna of listless hate" that might have been this book.

Not that a memoir of a pornographer's life should be touching. "We Did Porn" accurately describes America in the Zeros for a lot of people, and Smith can go from macro (the 2008 election) to micro (naked girls on his collapsing bed suggesting goddesses of a 1500-year-old sculptor's wet dream) as fast as the burst of pleasure and relief that is the backbone of an industry that employs thousands and serves millions.

"We Did Porn" is a satisfyingly weighty 500 pages of Taschen-textured text and art that name-checks (sort of) many people beloved of Fleshbot readers ("Tasha Rey," "Monty Pentagram" - I was there for Smith's first movie) and does a great job explaining Zak Smith (and his friends; remember the "We" in the title) to himself and their world to you.

· Zak Smith (zaksmith.com)
· Buy "We Did Porn: Memoir And Drawings" (amazon.com)

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Time Out New York has collected a gallery of some of their favorite selections from the show, which range from the silly to the sweet to the naught to the nasty (well, as nasty as Time Out's website can get, anyway).

· "Sex Cells" (timeout.com)

Of course, given that the last photo of Carla sold for around $100,000, we don't expect that this one will be cheap. Don't have six figures to drop on a topless photo? We recommend firing up the printer and hanging a framed copy of this post on your wall. We're sure no one will know the difference.

· Topless Carla snap for sale (thesun.co.uk)

We'll tell you what: we'll consider relocating across the pond if this girl will hang out with us—and also if we can get Rosie Jones, Sophie Howard, and Lucy Pinder to get flats in the same building as up. (That's what they call them, right? Flats?)

· "I Love London" Shoot (pics @ animalnewyork.com)

The full length version of the film is currently broadcast on a video billboard in New York City's Times Square (you know, for those of you who can behave yourself while watching lip fetish videos in public). We're sure there's some grand commentary to be made about Times Square's evolution from the home of the sleazy to the home of the corporate to the home of, well, commercial fetish videos—but we'll leave that for someone who's not so easily distracted by pretty ladies' pretty mouths.

· Green Pink Caviar (greenpinkcaviar.com)

Though we must admit, it's a little strange to feel both turned on and hungry at the same time. Is there a word for that sensation? (Horngry, maybe?)

· Mel Ramos (rogallery.com, via nerve.com)

Commissioned in celebration of the April Flores cyberskin pussy, the show features, yes, plaster molds of April's ladybits, painted in a variety of styles by artists like Axis, Carlos Batts, COOP, Jim Mahfood, Kime Buzzelli, Kozy & Dan, Misha, and Small Paul. The show will be at La Luz de Jesus Gallery on May 13 (sadly, it's one night only)—but get a sneak peek at some of the art over on April's blog.

· Toy Exhibit Preview (fattyd.com)

As an added bonus, the piece includes a photo gallery of each model holding a few poses, both while clothed and nude. Because in order to really understand these girls, we need to see them at work, right?

· NYC art-school models (newyork.timeout.com)

Well, at least if you're in Great Britain, where Channel 4 will be broadcasting "Life Class: Today's Nude," a five part series that allows the home viewer to sit in (and participate in) a life drawing class—and yes, it's complete with full frontal nudity.

Sadly, the program is causing some controversy, as some are shocked by the thought of nudity—even of the artistic, educational persuasion—appearing on the telly before 9pm. Well, if the show happens to get canceled before July, there's always Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School.

· Channel 4 nudes: Life drawing series will show full frontal nudity before 6pm (dailymail.co.uk)
· Thumbnail star: Julia (teendreams.com)

Check out a brief clip at left, or click the link below for the full experience.

· Aprop (lamovie.net, via Violet Blue)

A high-end fashion magazine is looking for people to masturbate on camera for a fashion editorial and online video.

The video and stills will be head and shoulders portraits, beautifully lit fashion images of the subjects in the throes of pleasure. Applicants must be good looking, but need not fit any particular type or age group.

A short interview/casting will be held in Manhattan around the 4th of April and the shoot will take place around the 11th and 12th. Successful candidates will be left alone in a room to watch porn, either online or on DVD, whilst their head and shoulders are filmed.

Usage will be as still images in the magazine as well as online video and exhibitions in art galleries. If this sounds interesting, please reply to this ad to see examples of past work from the same project. The series is part of an ongoing project in which the artist records the faces of people watching different types of media, or playing video games.

Interested? Email immersioncasting@gmail.com.

· Thumbnail star: Nautica Thorn (fetishhitsgallery.com

· Surreal Obscenties (manuel-laval.de, via indienudes.com)

Frankly, we think he made the right choice about what to advertise.

· Van Rijn All Nudes (vanrijnallnudes.com, via Clayton Cubitt)

But a closer look reveals that there's something familiar about this group of men, as if we may have seen them somewhere... maybe in a history book or something? And then it hits you. This beautiful woman is having her way with all the presidents of the United States of America.

What's it all about? Justine's artist's statement makes her goals pretty clear:

I paint myself having sex with the U.S. Presidents in chronological order. I am interested in humanizing and demythologizing the Presidents by addressing their public legacies and private lives. The presidency itself is a seemingly immortal and impenetrable institution; by inserting myself in its timeline, I attempt to locate something intimate and mortal. I use this intimacy to subvert authority, but it demands that I make myself vulnerable along with the Presidents. A power lies in rendering these patriarchal figures the possible object of shame, ridicule and desire, but it is a power that is constantly negotiated

Justine, consider yourself officially Crush Objected.

· Justine Lai (justinelai.com)

Of course, given the history of nude women in art, it's not particularly surprising to see so much nudity in Watson's photographs (many of which are based on classic artworks). But we're still pleased to see that she didn't shy away from baring her own body for her artwork. What can we say? We think she's nice to look at.

· Jessica Watson - Portraits (jessicamanningwatson.com, via indienudes.com)

And what better way to get that done than with an art show? Brooklyn art space 3rd Ward has put out a call for erotic cell phone art—any dirty video, photo, or text that was created by cell phone is open game for submission. All submitted works will be curated into a group show, and the most intriguing submission will be awarded a prize of $500.

What are you waiting for? We all know you've got tons of dirty sexts just lying around collecting dust—might as well turn them into cash (or at least some artistic prestige).

· Sex Cells (3rdward.com, via blog.babeland.com)

Or, if you prefer to avoid using internet memes as analogies, here's a section of the artist's statement:

Poster Girl is a series of works by influential graphic artist Jasper Goodall, that explore themes of fetish and fantasy. Whilst the work itself can be seen as erotic art, it is equally about looking at the world of fetish and erotica with an appreciative yet critical eye. It is erotic art but it is also about erotic art - the images are a result of Goodall's musings on erotica and sexual fetish.

Either way, we think it's pretty hot.

· Jasper Goodall (jaspergoodall.com, via sexoteric.com)

· Trouble with Pancakes original art (ebay.com)
· Dan Lacey (faithmouse.blogspot.com)
· No Faux (nofauxxx.com)