Like that old chestnut about Richard Gere and the hamster, some stories just refuse to die - like the one about the alleged Paris Hilton/Simon Rex/Nicole Lenz sex video we mentioned here last November and which we haven't heard hide nor (pubic) hair of since. We're pretty sure that these screencaps which have started making the rounds are nothing more than wishful thinking - the blonde has a little too much junk in her trunk to be Paris, if you ask us - but they're fun to look at while you imagine what might have been.

"The Paris Hilton and Nicole Lenz lesbian sex tape" (sic) (vidcaps @ phun.org; "download" links redirect to celeb movie pay site - thanks Drew)
Previously: Paris Buys "Paris", "1 Night In Paris" Review, What Paris Thinks, PHST, Take Two

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