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How The Hot Are Humbled: "Fem Slave 2"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:30:01 EST

This is not a true story, as no one looks this good while getting or delivering such a savage humiliation, but Aiden Starr and Sasha Knox in "Fem Slave 2" remind us that Porn really is a holiday fantasyland.

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Studio: JM Productions
Director: Mike Ramone
Cast: Aiden Starr, Sasha Knox

Review by: Gram Ponante

Director Mike Ramone, my former editor at AVN, has carved an interesting niche as the director of the "Slave" series, a high-concept day in the life of a group of Masters and slaves, Dommes, Dominants, and submissives that collectively provide the grimmest porn version of this highly ritualized, rule-based lifestyle.

In "Fem Slave 02," we follow evil pixie (she is 4'11") Aiden Starr through her dungeon as she takes fleshy, pink, and vulnerable Sasha Knox through her paces.

Rarely on Planet Earth is there a D/s pairing so attractive as Starr and Knox, and credibility slips a notch further with the relentless gloominess, updated Village People costuming (Starr is both a bottomless nun and a bottomless cop), and Cenobite-friendly soundtrack, but Ramone and Co., once we've suspended our disbelief as expertly as Starr does Knox, deliver an exquisite film about two delicious women playing at power exchange.

Knox spends her nights naked and enclosed in what looks like a giant hanging tea ball. In previous segments of the "Slave" series, audiences got a very intimate view of the proceedings, with just two people on screen. In "Fem Slave 2," the picture is opened up, so we catch glimpses of Starr's support personnel and, occasionally, the flailing feet of another hapless subbie.

One such leather-masked assistant lowers Knox in the teaball for the night's activities, such as getting fucked with a huge black dildo, performing analingus, getting tied up and hung up, penetrated with various objects, and repeatedly reaffirming her worthlessness.

Harsh stuff, and relentless in emphasizing the dynamic over the sex, but the world of the movie (and others in the "Slave" series) is pure and uncomplicated, which is just what those people need.

Starr is a dominatrix when she is not moonlighting in porn or watching SyFy, and Knox recently came out of porn retirement after her stint on "My Bare Lady" and the lonely world of clerical temping. Office work has made her vulnerable, and she, also, is perfectly cast.

While Ramone's days as an editor are over, however, I must take issue with his misspelling of "wont" in the title cards. In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, bitches get slapped for typos.

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Stormy Daniels Is Feeling "Tormented" Lately

DCypher — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

And with so much on her plate it's easy to see why...our blonde darling crossover star needs more hot kinky sex in her life! That's all!

It appears that legendary, award-winning director Jonathan Morgan is still alive and well and working over at Wicked Pictures (just as he has been for over a decade now). Despite his alarmingly reclusive nature in the last few years (which has earned him his latest nickname: the JD Salinger of porn), the quality of the work he produces has not been diminished. If anything, we'd say it has gone up. Now, instead of bells and whistles and rickety rackety, he's all substance and style—and we're very impressed!

With today's release of' "Tormented," we see a true master hard at work on his craft. Coupled with Stormy Daniels, the duet delves deep into the sinister side of seduction for an admittedly darker take on Wicked's generally insouciant and effervescing starlet.

"I have a really dark and perverted streak in me that no one knows about," Stormy would have said, undoubtedly, if her publicist could speak through her mouth to promote this movie. "I like to explore my fantasies of domination, submission and other sexually altered states, allowing reality to take a back seat to the perverted passions deep within my mind."

Okay, so maybe she didn't exactly say any of those things. Nor, for the record, did any of her lovely co-stars, Asa Akira, Priya Rai, Aiden Starr, Shawna Lenee, Sarah Vandella, and Tori Black. But that doesn't mean they don't really feel like that. You don't know. Mere process of deduction implies that there must be some dark fantasies lurking beneath their breathtaking exteriors that drive them to commit such intensely passionate acts and display the raw sexual hunger that they do. That's elementary.

"Tormented" comes out today from Wicked Pictures. Check out our cool gallery. Welcome back, Jonathan—and thank you!

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On Set With Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes," Or How I Spent My LA Vacation

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 15:00:00 EDT

There are lots of reasons to be excited for the autumn arrival of Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes." But the most important one of all? It's going to be full of really, really hot lesbian sex.

Belladonna's "Strapped Dykes" (or as we've come to think of it, "Syd and Jiz Do Them All") will feature seven sex scenes. In addition to Syd Blakovich and Jiz Lee (the titular "strapped dykes," who appear in every scene), it stars Belladonna, Bobbi Starr, April Flores, Aiden Starr, and a happily recovered Sinn Sage.

We had the good fortune to be on set for two days of shooting: last Thursday, we witnessed Syd and Aiden taking each other on; on Friday, Jiz and April got busy right before our very eyes. Above is a video of some of the highlights of our time on set. So you don't have to take our word for it: see for yourself what kind of hotness happens when Belladonna Entertainment goes queer.

BONUS: Click here to see our day two photo gallery.

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Aiden Starr Is Born To Fist

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

The best pornstars are, at the end of the day, freaks of nature. Just as Michael Phelps's out of this world physique enables him to be a champion swimmer, Aiden Starr's unusual hands make her a champion fister.

After shooting her scene for "Strapped Dykes," Aiden gave us a peek at her hands (and gave Syd Blakovich a little bit more than a peek, if you know what we mean). Now if only pornographers were free to film fisting scenes without worrying about those pesky obscenity charges... we think "Aiden Starr: Born To Fist" could be a really excellent series.

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Live From The Set Of "Strapped Dykes": Porno Math

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Sometimes, when the stars align just perfectly, you wind up with a porn scene that's just so perfect. It's almost like a math equation. Take the scene Belladonna just shot for "Strapped Dykes":

Take one super hot butch girl, Syd Blakovich.

Add in one Aiden Starr.

Result: a very well-fucked pornstar.

(We'll be back later with more photos and video. Promise.)

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Hustler's "Whores Have Eyes" (And Raging Nymphomania)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:45:00 EDT

"A small desert town in the middle of nowhere is plagued by radiation, causing the female inhabitants to become mutated nymphomaniacs." Don't you hate it when that happens? This highly plausible scenario drives Hustler's upcoming feature "The Whores Have Eyes."

Honestly, given the choice, we'd vastly prefer to live in a world where radiation causes deadly nymphomania rather than, uh, death. Especially when the nymphomaniacs in question are the likes of Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Jackie Avalon, Lilly Kingston, and Aiden Starr (who we would do anything for, even with that weird black stuff on her face).

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Previously: "The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices

"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.)

As the feature begins, we're introduced to Erica McLean, a hardworking, beleaguered pornographer who can't catch a break. Protesters harass her outside her office, proselytizing neighbors interrupt her masturbation time, and just as she's finally getting a chance to relax, she slips on some dog poop...and is magically whisked away to the "Hardcore Circus," "Wizard of Oz"-style.

Once inside the big top, the plot melts away (with all the hot sex going on, there wasn't any room for it). Short clips of sepia-toned circus action are interspersed with super hot freakshow sex (which we mean in the best possible way). Though all the performers put on a good show, we were especially won over by Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer's lion taming act and Kimberly Kane and Evan Stone's, um, sex scene (we weren't totally sure what circus feat they were performing).

In what's easily the most intense scene in the film, Audrey and Otto pull out all the stops. Not only is the lion tamer/lioness act wellplayed, but we have to give extra points to Audrey for taking a whip handle in her pussy, a cock in her ass, and a riding crop slapping against her skin. (I want to go to there. No, seriously: I want to go to there.) Oh, and of course, double bonus points for Audrey then doing double anal with a cock and a whip handle. (I don't think I want to go to there, but I really, really like watching it.)

Kimberly and Evan likewise impress, with plenty of dirty talk, rough sex, and some wonderfully delicious anal sex. We always love Kimberly's intensity, and it only ramps up when she's engaged in anal action. (And if "Content" really is her best anal scene ever, we have a lot to look forward to.)

Rounding out the feature are Madison Scott and Lee Stone, Aiden Starr and Rob Rotten, Lavish Styles and Tommy Gunn, Kendra Banx and Starri Knight (the feature's sole lesbian couple, who also are the only ones to fuck out doors), Ron Jeremy and Lilly Lovely, and a very, very brief scene of Blue Iris and Tere Joyce having their way with a few men—including a dwarf.

Alas, even the hardcore circus can't stay in town for forever, and Erica McLean's eventually returned to reality, where she wakes up in bed surrounded by quite a few cast members ("...and you were there, and you were there, and you were there"). Luckily, we have the ability to return to the hardcore circus anytime we want—all we have to do is press play. We have a feeling we'll be making regular visits this summer.

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Previously: Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece

Hanging with Riley Evans' "Perfect Breasts"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:30:01 EDT

In the desert hills above Porn Valley hang Riley Evans' perfect breasts. She is standing in the 102-degree afternoon waiting for them to be - depending on the prevailing winds - ejaculated upon or over.

I never learned what happened between Tony DeSergio, Oliver Sanchez and Evans on the set of Harmony Films' "Gazzman's Perfect Breasts" (director Gazzman, even though the breasts aren't actually his, at least has great taste in them; tomorrow he's shooting Aiden Starr), because I feared bursting into flame, but several things are certain:

1. Evans' breasts are great
2. The Tampa native even has great breasts when she's sitting down
3. One of Porn's many fantasy elements, I've just realized, must be fucking on the surface of the Sun

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"The Whores Have Eyes" & Other Orifices

DCypher — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

As far as clever names for porn parodies go, it doesn't get much better than this. Luckily, the fare doesn't match the parody genre: it's still way too early in the week for zombie porn.

Stuart Canterbury, a name from porn past, helms this less than scary parody starring Britney Amber, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Claudia Valentine, Tricia Oaks, Aiden Starr, Jackie Avalon, and Lilly Kingston.

While there may not be any thrilling parallels to horror movies, we do find it frightfully good watching Ryder Skye take a diabolical drilling at the hands of a madman as out of his mind as Leatherface. Oh, and seeing young stunner Aiden Starr demolish herself on a cock is enough to make us drool like the undead. Wow. Will we ever get sick of her tight and tiny curves? The answer is no. We won't.

As for the zombie porn, we are glad that Hustler knows to leave it where it belongs—in Rob Rotten's capable hands.

"The Whores Have Eyes" releases this week from LFP and Hustler Video on both standard and Blu Ray. Check out our gallery and see if it's your thing.

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Kagney Linn Karter Astonishes Us In "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX"

DCypher — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The seemingly endless parade of porn parodies continues this month with the long awaited release of Hustler's "This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX."

Who doesn't love a parade, so long as they don't have to clean up afterward? Unlike the disturbing lyrical imagery of Jim Morrison's "Soft Parade,"the engines that effortlessly hum in this "Hard Parade" are engines of lust.

Consumers of commercial pornography want the same things as ordinary people everywhere. In a dying economy that, coupled with free internet porn, was totally killing the industry we know and love so well, they overwhelming reacted to corny spoofs of their favorite television shows and movies. They just wanted a little fanfare, to embrace the familiar and known, coupled with a soft and friendly place to satisfy their urges. So Hustler gave it to them. Then others copied their success. And now, like Hindus and Muslims in India, it's on like mofo donkey kong bitches!!! The war for porn spoof supremacy has officially been cranked up a notch.

Hot on the heels of their blockbuster chart topping "Star Trek" spoof, they go and drop an ode to Gordon Ramsay's hit cooking reality show "Hell's Kitchen," starring Marcus London as the iconic mercurial TV chef who weaves a tapestry of obscenities with the same superfluous ease with which he makes a souffle. Lording over a cast of supreme hotties that include luscious young Kagney Linn Karter, Missy Stone, Aiden Starr, Veronica Rayne, Callie Dee, and Kylee Reese, London singles out smoking hot "it" girl of the moment Kagney Linn Karter to marinate his sausage up inside. Her tiny lubricious mouth and pussy help Marcus churn up a fresh batch of piping hot fuck butter that he sprays all over her face.

Other noteworthy performances include the ridiculously hot little sex machine Aiden Starr. Is there anyone she can't fuck? We heart you, Aiden. So very very much.

"This Ain't Hells Kitchen XXX" is set to release by the end of this month but we wanna show you this exclusive sneak peek now. It ain't tricking if you got it. Now check the set...and break on through to the other side.

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Aiden Starr And Ruby Knox Are "Pretty Filthy" (And That's Why We Love Them)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

The following clip doesn't really have a plot, so to speak: we tried to find one, but the truth is, when Aiden and Ruby get together, there's no time for plot. There's only time for good, hard fucking.

Not that that's a bad thing: in fact, we'd venture to say that it's a very, very good thing. But then, we really enjoy watching girls sex each other up (call us crazy, it's just a thing we have).

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Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece

DCypher — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her?

Aiden Starr, Audrey Hollander, (the recently passed) Blue Iris (RIP), Tere Joyce, Kendra Banx, Starri Knight, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Lilly Lovely, Madison Scott, Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Rob Rotten, Otto Bauer, Tommy Gunn, Sergio Roho, Erica McLean, and a midget in a Mardi Gras mask comprise the bulk of the cast. The movie features eight scenes and loads of wonderful extras, lavish costumes, hijinks, mayhem, ballyhoo, protestors, the sublime, the ghoulish, and the decadent. Pretty much everything but the bearded lady makes its way into this masterpiece.

Erica wanders throughout like the tiny little string that ties the narrative thread of this beautiful and lush chaos together, inspiring or moderating the erotic couplings. She even goes so far as to intimately inspect some of the girls (see also: the lovely Kimberly Kane) after they have been filled with fresh loads of piping hot cum.

In the end, the sex acts are fittingly strange, with Otto and Audrey turning in a comparably tame but smoldering and passionate scene that mesmerizes, and little Madison Scott taking the forty inches of dick Lee Stone has to offer six ways to Sunday up her every tiny luscious little orifices—literally. If this lithe blonde stunner isn't the performer of the year, we can't imagine who is.

"Hardcore Circus" comes out by month's end from Hustler. Look for it. In the meantime, put on your top hat and check out the snaps our ringmaster sent us! Happy Monday!

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Popshots Of The Week! Stormy Goes Down The Rabbit Hole

Gram Ponante — Fri, 01 May 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Stormy Daniels is wrapping up her on-camera porn career, which is tragic. We cheered up by visiting the set of the "Alice in Wonderland"-flavored "Tormented" to watch her and Aiden Starr fuck like rabbits.

Daniels, who is making a stangely not altogether quixotic run for the U.S. Senate, could have used her porn superstar status to call the movie "Stormented" but she is humble, so she did not.

She and Starr donned getups reminiscent of Tom Petty videos and Mad Hatter's (played by Austrian Mick Blue) Tea Parties for this segment, which serves as a fever dream Stormy's character has while in the Crazy Hospital.

Daniels is herself petite, but Starr looked microscopic by comparison.

"You look like a trial size," Stormy said.

The Wicked Pictures set in North Hollywood was festooned with storybook props, all of which were solid and unyielding. Hard to fuck on, in other words.

But the woman who might some day be known in Senate parlance as The Lady from Louisiana took it in stride. "I'm pretty tough," she said.

Yes, you are. We have a feeling you'll go a lot farther in politics than Mary Carey did.

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Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:30:01 EDT

As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.)

Directed by Erica McLean (of "Barely Legal" fame), and starring Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Lavish Styles, Madison Scott, Kendra Banx, Starri Night, Aiden Starr, Otto Bauer, Evan Stone (pre-haircut), Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Rob Rotten, Blue Iris, and Ron Jeremy (as the ringmaster, of course)... well, it sure beats a trip to Barnum & Bailey's. Hell, even Cirque du Soleil is starting to pale in comparison to this take on the big top. We just hope there's only one ring—we'd hate to miss out on any of the action!

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Kayden + Bree + Aiden + Penny = Amazing

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:00:00 EDT

The sleepovers we've attended were more about eating popcorn and watching movies than deepthroating dildos and making out—then again, Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Aiden Starr, and Penny Flame never made it to our sleepovers.

More's the pity, really; we have a feeling we could have had a lot of fun. At the very least, we could have taught them our super secret extra special popcorn recipe (the secret ingredient is salt)—cause, you know, nothing goes with deepthroating and girl on girl like popcorn, right?

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“Smoking Hot Ganzongas” Go Down Easy On A Monday Morning

DCypher — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

It's been a while since our favorite "webslinger" sent us snaps of smoking hot women he's nailed—so when we got this disc over the weekend, we couldn't wait to share his latest exploits with you.

Once again the self proclaimed "rock star pimp" (you wanna dispute it? We thought not!) is hard at work, drilling the lush wet insides out of some of the best top-heavy starlets we've ever seen, including the unforgettable Hunter Bryce—a virtual porn newbie whose amazing rack keeps us up at night.

Add to that sexy little Aiden Starr, the East Coast Italian princess with the tightest pussy in the world to go with those amazing ta-ta's, newcummer Capri Cavelli, Abbey Brooks, and the mysterious Sarah Jessie, and you've got a very impressive collection of hotties.

We'd like to tell you that Mr. Spyder Jonez is saving money by nailing all the girls himself without hiring a single other guy for this series, but we have a sneaking suspicion that the real reason is that he simply has to sample this lusty lot all by himself. Hey, if it were us, we'd do exactly the same thing.

"Smoking Hot Gazongas" comes out this month from Rock Star Pimp, Iron Cross, & Teravision. If you love seeing tattooed guys just flat out wreck sizzling divas with succulent melons, then you're going to lose your mind. Check the gallery and Happy Monday!

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Kimberly Kane Has Sasha Grey for Dessert

Gram Ponante — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:00:00 EST

There are a lot of arresting images in Kimberly Kane's movie "Live in My Secrets." There are horses, lizards, and eating utensils, for example. But none so compelling as Sasha Grey as IHOP menu item.

Live in My Secrets

Studio: Vivid-Alt
Director: Kimberly Kane
Cast: Aiden Starr, Tyler Knight, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Claire Adams, Mandy Morbid, Faith Leon, April Flores

Review by: Gram Ponante

A bewigged Kimberly Kane masturbates with a lollipop in a scene that looks like it was taken from an old Mexican movie, save for the lollipop masturbation. April Flores cavorts with lizards, Aiden Starr treats Tyler Knight like a horse (as an actual horse looks on), Claire Adams opens up Bobbi Starr with a fork and knife, and Sasha Grey gives Kimberly Kane her red wings.

These scenes and more comprise Kane's directorial effort "Live in My Secrets," a glorious, evil little vignette movie.

In fact, the Adams/Starr scene is one of the best, if not the best, girl/girl bondage scene I have ever seen. It takes its time, lingers in places, and sometimes threatens to end but doesn't. At one point the girls take a break and Adams makes Starr groom her before grabbing fistfuls of Starr's hair. It emphasizes the serenity of the submissive experience (and also makes the viewer cheer on Adams to fuck Bobbi harder).

A game Tyler Knight is trussed and suspended in a horse paddock while the vampire-white sex hydrant Aiden Starr toys with him. "You've got white person all over your face," she says.

In scenelets over too soon, Mandy Morbid flounces around Hollywood and April Flores becomes Queen of the Reptiles.

Finally Kane (blonde this time) has the Messiest Sex Ever with Sasha Grey, making sure to let us know - albeit briefly - that the red stuff all over Kane's mouth and Grey's thighs is strawberry syrup. Otherwise viewers would think the girls were doing test shots for Vivid's ill-fated OctoMom movie.

Live in My Secrets is a gorgeous movie that doesn't skimp on hardcore action and, arty as it is, doesn't let technique get in the way of what people buy porn movies for. The editing is precise and we don't hear Kane the director except when she's in front of the camera as a performer.

And the images—a closeup of Kane holding on to a wrought iron bedrail, Grey giving birth to an ice cream topping, Bobbi Starr's face, spent after getting the business from Claire Adams, and Aiden Starr pondering a move that spelled curtains for Catherine the Great—are all strong choices that would each of them define lesser movies.

I am glad that Kane got some of these secrets off her chest, though I wish she'd worked them out with me, a friend, if they were causing her so much trouble. Still, I am curious what else she might be hiding in there (hoping there's some ducks).

· Kimberly Kane (kanearmy.com)
· Buy "Live in My Secrets" (gamelink.com)

"Barely Legal POV 4" Chases Our Rainy Day Blues Away

DCypher — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:00:00 EST

Nothing cheers our spirits up on a rainy day like a bevy of barely legal beauties on their knees and ready to serve. Dive right in as we explore volume 4 of "Barely Legal POV."

Youth is a special time when a young girl transforms into a woman by having her tight and tiny sticky little pink holes pried wide open by a vast variety of ready and willing man meat. Ah, the wonders of nature are truly a joy to watch unfold—and often even more fun to participate in. The good people over at Hustler have allowed us to experience the middle ground between these two wonderful experiences with this amazing series.

With an all star cast of stellar young sluts-in-training (including the wonderful Aiden Starr, red delight Faye Reagan, blond suck queen Barbara Addison, wild child Britney Stevens, Hannah West, and Jessica Valentino), fans of the genre will not go home disappointed. There's something for everyone this time around, so long as you like them young and fresh—which we do.

In fact, despite the many different casting and technical issues that can plague a series such as this one, it seems to us that this volume might be near perfect. So what's left to say you ask? Well, nothing.

"Barely Legal POV 4" comes out next week from Hustler. Look for it.

· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

"Sperm Receptacles 4" Bears Witness To Porn's Promise

DCypher — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:00:00 EST

We'd like to offer you a point of reference: from now on when someone says, "Dude, it was a total sausage-fest," this is what they're talking about!

Dulcet darling Aiden Starr illustrates what having a “sword fight” in your mouth really means (in ways heretofore only possible in anime). The intrepid blonde with the knockout body displays a bottomless rapaciousness, one which compels her to unimaginable heights of sexual gluttony as she devours enough man meat to put Takeru Kobayashi to shame. Accompanying her with equal vigor, and wantonness, are a choir of lusty angels whose oral convictions are equaled only by their ineffable allure.

Rayveness offers compelling evidence of her unique talent, satisfying a throbbing quiver of cock without ever losing that hypnotic stare. Similarly dirty beauty Charley Chase bears witness to an extraordinary hunger for a degree of deviance and perversion we have grown to expect from our starlets. Add to that Carolyn Reese, Emma Heart, Claire Dames, Charlotte Vale, and Rebecca Lane, and you've got over 3 hours of mind numbing talent fulfilling the promise that porn has sown from the start: that these girls lovingly perform acts at which average women balk. Isn't that what it's really all about?

Well done, Mike Johns. Well done.

"Sperm Receptacles 4" releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Don your raincoats and bear witness.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

Postcards From Vegas: Today In Sassy

Gram Ponante — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:45:19 EST

The amount of photographers hovering greedily here in Nevada tends to put the Meowry on a hair trigger, ready to stick fingers in mouths coquettishly or self-ass-slap on a moment's notice. But not these girls.

Evie Delatosso, Aiden Starr, Charlotte Vale, Dylan Lauren, and Stevie Hart are all signatories with Spiegler Girls, a Porn Valley talent agency. The culture at that agency is different; the talent seems to like each other.

"Evie is just my size, so we fuck a lot," said Aiden Starr, hoping to titillate me, and implying that since I was not her size, then nothing would ever happen between us. Temptress.

When Dylan Ryan introduced herself, I thought that she was in for a peck of trouble with vagitarians, as someone named Dylan Ryan also works in hardcore lesbian movies like Maria Beatty's "Sex Mannequin" and "Strap-On Motel."

"Watch your back," I whispered.

"Oh no," she said. "I'm the same person. My hair's just different."

"So you take the cock?" I asked.

"Yes."

"Watch your back."

I like all these people. I met about 30 people before them today who fell into a default finger-in-the-mouth pose. This is the porn world you will inherit.

· Spiegler Girls (spieglergirls.com)
· Adult Entertainment Expo (adultentertainmentexpo.com)

Brains And Beauty: Our Favorite Smarty Pants Pornstars

DCypher — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

Who says that pornstars are all boobs and no brains? Well, it certainly wasn't us—we happen to like our pornstars with a whole lot going on upstairs.

We usually use Fleshbot Requests to celebrate the superficial—but today we're going to go more than just skin deep, and celebrate some of our favorite pornstars who've got brains as well as beauty.

. . .

Penny Flame
Despite dropping out of college to pursue more prurient interests, Penny Flame has proven to be one of the smartest, funniest, and most entertaining performers to hit the industry in the last decade. With her own How To sex series at Vivid, overseen by none other than the Queen Bee of the Clitorati (and reclusive literary genius Thomas Pynchon's niece) Tristan Taormino, a well read blog, and rumors of an impending novel, it appears this sultry all natural girl next door is as prolific as she is insatiable. An afternoon with Flame may take you into the heart of a compassionate political discussion, poetry recitation, yoga practice, meditation, and end with tantra—if you're lucky.

Kayden Kross
Setting aside for a moment the federal indictment against her for grand theft house, it's been a hell of a year for this rising star. Even being embroiled in a real life scandal with serious consequences couldn't dampen the blazing desire of Adam & Eve contract starlet, equestrian, animal lover, and raging Libratarian. When she's not fighting for her life in court, fucking on screen, feature dancing, reading poetry with celebrated authors, writing several blogs, or working on her economics degree, she's passionately canvassing for political causes that get her hot and bothered. This year she re-upped with Adam & Eve, starred in mainstream movies and television shows, and made Penthouse Pet. When we asked her why she should be included on this list, she said “because Ayn Rand is my hero.”

Aiden Starr
This pint-sized East Coast transplant with perfect breasts has an equally perfect mind. Gifted with brains and beauty, she's given in to her overarching need for strong kink and we couldn't be happier to stand back and watch the amazing results. Equally at home having hard lengths of turgid manpipe crammed in her every orifice or arguing Nietzsche with well endowed strangers, we get the feeling you'd never know by the light of day what this astounding beauty is really capable of. 2008 was the year she convinced us that our love for her was indeed real. Now if only she would return our calls.

Justine Joli
Any list of smart pornstars would be incomplete without this luscious, nacre skinned goddess, whose extensive knowledge of GITS and BTVS is only rivaled by her ability to quote William Gibson and Aldous Huxley. A regular fixture at Comic Con, she's every nerd's dream come true: an honest-to-god geek in the form of a hot chick who loves Batman, Spiderman, and Superman with unmitigated zeal, has read every Harry Potter book in existence and loves Ronald Weasley and all things Griffyndor. It's almost too good to be true. We gotta wonder: where did she learn all that stuff again?

Joanna Angel
What's there to say? Our founding Fleshbot Commandress is an enigma of epic proportions. Smart, sexy, and Jewish, she's also covered in tattoos, loves anal sex, and has the dorkiest, and most adorable, sense of humor of any woman we have ever met. From the outset she's set the stage for her own success, owning and operating her own site crammed full of punk rock princesses just coming of age, as well as writing, producing, and starring in her own titles. Who'd have ever thought that the object of some of our most satisfyingly urgent sexual desires also possessed such uncanny business acumen?

Stoya
Stoya may be the single most beautiful woman ever to fuck on film—and that is a scientific fact. With a single flash of her sultry bedroom eyes or a playful bite of her lip she completely owns us in every way. Given the preternatural power she possess to enchant we'd never have suspected that underneath it lied a head full of art and literature. Trust us when we say it's all there. Stoya is the whole package. The last time we had the pleasure to spend an afternoon with our reigning Supreme Commandress, the Digital Playground contract star explained her doubts about the electoral process over a grueling twelve or so holes of miniature golf with such passion and clarity that we thought her publicist must have been feeding her answers via ear piece. She also makes her own clothing and loves museums and art shows. She has yet to respond to our several marriage proposals.

Sasha Grey
Being labeled “hot” by Rolling Stone magazine isn't the normal run of things for a pornstar, but then again, Sasha Grey isn't your normal pornstar. She's been recognized by rock stars and celebrities, prominently featured in music videos, interviewed in mainstream magazines, invited to lecture film school students, and cast as the female lead of a Stephen Soderbergh film. Thankfully, all this has done little to diminish her sex drive or her desire to keep fucking on film for the rest of us to enjoy. Those who spend any amount of time with her come away swearing to us that she's the real McCoy, and that hearing her freestyle on topics from Andy Warhol to film theory to the culture wars will leave you wondering how someone her age could possible be so erudite.

Kimberly Kane
Although she stole our hearts years ago, performer slash director Kimberly Kane continues to gently cradle it in her paint splattered hands. Countless hours have we spent discussing art and literature with the alt director, generally at gallery openings or on the way to some art film she's dragged us kicking and screaming to go see. It seems hard to reconcile the images we see of her on screen voraciously devouring men and women without prejudice against the reality of her quoting Kerouac to us. No list would be complete without her, even if she can't always spell.

Dana DeArmond
Self applying the label of “the internet's girlfriend” does not make you a smarty pants, exactly, but take our word for it when we tell you this girl is wicked smart. Oh, and she kinda scares us a little too so we had to include her—so she wouldn't beat us up. Her known accomplices include Aiden Starr and Kimberly Kane. That alone qualifies her for the list—her acerbic wit and lust for all things electronic merely cement her place here.

Nina Hartley
We end our short list with the one porn star we could very well have started with. Nina Hartley is more than just a porn legend, she's one of the pillars of third wave sex positive feminism, an author, the original sex educator, a spokesperson for polyamory, and a fixture of the BDSM community—which is no mean feat. Her personal blog has oft been the start of controversial discourse, and those who wish to argue against the benefits of free expression and sexuality have more than once aimed their scorn and derision at the lusty icon. Nina self assuredly shrugs off even the most intense criticism with a wry and knowing smile, using her own considerable mix of innate wisdom and intellectual prowess to aptly defend her beliefs, articulating her points with a grace that belies the calm of a Zen master, the compassion of Mother Theresa, and the carnality of, well, Nina Hartley. We can honestly say that we are grateful to be able to call her a friend.

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Backstage At "Breaking Berlin"

Gram Ponante — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:00:00 EST

You will not be surprised to learn that the world of bondage is rule-bound, codified, and an ideological battleground. "People don't have to use foul language and scream," says bondage impresario Julie Simone of Aiden Starr in "Breaking Berlin," in which Starr and Simone differ on the best way to humble the title character without splitting the vote and leaving her breaking to a third party candidate.

Of all porn's many delightful forms, BDSM is the most regimented and the place where viewers are most likely to see something real. That is not to say that there aren't disagreements. And when you have dominatrices disagreeing, watch out.

The petite, no-nonsense Aiden Starr leads Berlin through a progression of well-choreographed and stylized humiliations, just daring you not to take the proceedings seriously. Simone directs and occasionally takes part. Berlin is bound, gagged, penetrated, painted, and bent every which way in a day that director and stars admit was "very long."

In a series of interviews after the film was wrapped, only Berlin seems enthusiastic. Both Simone and Starr appear to be suffering from Top Drop, a condition common to people who've just spent the last several hours beating the shit out of someone and getting no release themselves.

"She didn't complain once," Starr says of Berlin, whom she fucked with a strap-on after smearing lipstick all over Berlin's face.

When asked if slave training "in real life" is similar to the way it was depicted in Simone's movie, Starr snaps, "Well, there's no sex in real slave training."

I've said it before: Thank God this isn't real slave training.

But apparently Starr was a little too salty for Simone, and Simone says that the two dommes shan't be working together again.

"You can be cruel and still be classy," Simone says. "I don't like vulgar guttermouth dommes."

· Vicious Vixxxens (viciousvixxxens.com)
· Buy "Breaking Berlin" (gamelink.com)

"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

Gram Ponante — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:45:11 EDT

"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report.

The biggest American adult industry event prior to January's AVN Expo, the "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" premiere attracted most of the movie's stars including Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, the sylphlike Riley Steele, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Steven St. Croix, and David Aaron Clark, seen here with Jandi Lin, whose process in his pivotal whore-negotiating scene involved eating two turkey legs.

"I was there for two days of shooting," he said.

The premiere marks the midpoint of "Pirates"-related marketing and publicity, coming more than three years after the debut of its predecessor's first press release and three years before the collected weight of all its publicity efforts will sink the Pacific Rim (which, considering the analingus involved in this movie, would have made a good subtitle).

The only porn stars to arrive dressed like pirates were the swashbuckling Nicki Hunter and Tommy Gunn, the Stagnetti of the title, who wore his evil glass eye.

"I wasn't in the movie much," he said. "But I'm hoping for a Supporting Actor nomination," Gunn said.

"But you were the title character," we observed. Hollywood is so unfair.

Former Digital Playground contract performer Teagan prowled the red carpet for XBiz which, like rival AVN, now features video interviews. If only Sophia Santi and Janine had been there, it would have been a "Pirates" reunion.

Other porn luminaries in attendance were publicity magnet Kayden Kross, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr (no relation), Ringo Starr (not actually there), Satine Phoenix, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey, who came dressed as Sasha Grey.

As usual, Ange Venus, who plays the inscrutable Katsuni's henchwoman in the movie, attracted most of the attention on the red carpet, wearing almost nothing but her hair. Katsuni by comparison dressed very elegantly. It was as if Venus was going to the MTV Awards and Katsuni to the Golden Globes.

This reporter spent so much time outside that he did not get in on the free bar in the lobby, but by then the movie was starting. The crowd cheered as the first popshot broke over Shay Jordan's prow. We'll give you a review of the movie, that may or may not include the blurb Belladonna is salad tosseriffic!, soon.

- Photos by DCypher

• "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge" (official site @ piratesthemovie.com)
• Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
• Order: "Pirates II: Stagnett's Revenge" (Adult DVD Empire)

This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Kylie Ireland's "Bitch And Moan" Is Not For Whiners

Gram Ponante — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:45:36 EDT

Knowing Kylie Ireland as I do (she once prevented her dog from eating my Wheat Thins), one has confidence that her movie "Bitch And Moan 2" will not be some by the numbers effort featuring lesbians-'til-graduation pouting for the camera in fake alarm. Instead, she gets genuine surprise out of people like Roxy DeVille, Aiden Starr, and Eva Angelina as terrible, wonderful things are perpetrated on their persons.

Scene One features a tuxedoed Ireland playing Master and Servant with Roxy DeVille. At one point Ireland must retrieve something the loss of which can't be explained by gravity.

Only Ireland's penciled-on John Waters moustache distracts from the scene. So I just closed my eyes and thought of Baltimore.

The beauty of this movie is that, even if you feel you would be turned away had you showed up with your testosterone and Manifest Destiny, you would still have the consolation that the women were doing to each other everything you would have. It is as if you wrote your suggestions on little notecards and they were duly considered.

Trinity Post and Amber Rayne leave Kissy Kapri in the dust in the bendy department, and the latter takes her revenge by slapping the hell out of Rayne, who doesn't seem to mind.

Eva Angelina is like Ireland's South of the Border younger sister. I have the impression Ireland didn't have to direct her much in her scene with Sammi Rhodes.

Cruel Aiden Starr opines in the final scene, as a box of toys arrives:

"You know sometimes if their cock is too small you gotta put a butt plug in your ass to feel it?" she asks Jandi Lin and Tricia Oaks.

... and that is the only thing that made me sad. Next time I see a butt plug I won't think, "Ooh: a butt plug." Instead, I'll think, "Someone's parts are small."

· Adam And Eve (adameve.com)
· Kylie Ireland (kylieireland.com)
· Buy "Bitch And Moan 2" (gamelink.com)

Faye Reagan Learns Her Lesson: "Reform School Girls 4"

DCypher — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT

When we think of reform school our minds fill with gauzy visions of plaid skirts and white stockings and wayward yet innocent young girls rebelling against everything their strict teachers have taught them by indulging their nubile, lubricated young bodies into all sorts of Sapphic contortions. (Either that, or the sight of Wendy O. Williams in a cropped t-shirt and Sybil Danning standing guard with a shotgun. But we'd rather concentrate on the plaid skirts and lube.) Sorry, where were we again?

Oh, right, that new Wicked movie: this "Reform School Girls" sees director Mark Stone returning to helm the fourth and most magical installment of the series yet, in which tender young miscreants including Aiden Starr, Kelly Skyline, Aubrey Addams, Cara Dee, Dana DeArmond, Mackenzee Pierce, Sindee Jennings and newcomer Faye Reagan get exactly the kinds of lessons they deserve.

Problem is, these girls never seem to learn their lesson: in fact, it takes more than a few spankings and stern discipline to shape these troubled teens into a state of docility. Luckily their instructors are dedicated and passionate educators who never give up on their students—if only we had teachers like that, we might not have wound up working in the world of vice ourselves. Then again, if we hadn't you might not be sitting here looking at Faye Reagan getting fucked in a plaid skirt, and then where would we all be?

• "Reform School Girls 4" (DVD info @ wickedpictures.com)

"Pinup Perversions": Roxy Jezel Is Lactose Tolerant

Gram Ponante — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:40:12 EDT

Looking like a postwar bride from a country I wish existed, Roxy Jezel has an assimilated tryst with Marco Banderas in the stylish "Pinup Perversions." Is he her husband? We don't know. Is she committing adultery on the kitchen floor of her suburban home of the future? We don't care. When a bouffed-up Aiden Starr comes by later and squirts her with a seltzer bottle, we can only wonder what Doris Kearns Goodwin would have made of this vision of American progress.

Director Laurent Sky puts together four scenarios of rouged but ready 40's-era pinups in a good example of high concept porn that does not get in its own way.

· ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
· Buy "Pinup Perversions with Roxy Jezel" (gamelink.com)

"Praise The Load" Will Make A Believer Out Of You

DCypher — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:43:36 EDT

It seems like no one goes to church anymore, and unless you're running for President of these United States people just aren't interested in your faith these days either. But the apostle Mike John — acting through the Church of Perverted Scientist Jules Jordan — would like to change that with their release of his soon-to-be blowbang classic "Praise The Load". (And you thought all the good blowjob porn titles were taken already?)

It warms our wicked hearts to see such worldly souls as like Aiden Starr, Emma Heart, Gianna, Hannah West, Rachel Milan, Tatiana Kush, and Velicity Von returning to their respective religious roots: these not-so-innocent emissaries prove once and for all that faith without action means nothing. Lucky for us they've provided ample testimony of their power to convert prospective believers by word of mouth alone.

Preach on, sisters! Hallelujah!

· Order: "Praise The Load" (Adult DVD Empire; see Video On Demand here)
· Jules Jordan Video

2007: Popshots of the Year!

Gram Ponante — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:00:39 EST

The Cavalcade of Boobage that is Fleshbot's beloved Popshots series has brought us nigh-on 200 turgidifying snapshots of What Porn Is this year. How do we choose the best ones? The answer: We don't! Instead, we choose the ones next to the best ones in our photo library, because we assume you've already got your personal best in your RSS reader and we didn't want to gyp you. Here, for example, are Micah Moore and Jack Lawrence engaging in some pillow talk.

See more snaps after the gap.

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The delightful Page Morgan couldn't even get into the bar where the party for Vena Virago's "Eastside Story" was held. Why? Because she was only 19, the poor thing. She gamely posed on some motorcycles outside. When we attempted the same pose, we were beaten and horribly mutilated.

Karlie Montana, Ava Rose, and Tommy Gunn discuss their motivation for an upcoming scene. Strangely enough, those are the outfits they were wearing on the way in.

Kylie Ireland explains the finer points of applied dildology to Lorelei Lee and Princess Donna on the set of a Slutwerks movie.

We were just a little bit in love with this series of photos from the filming of "Barely Legal 75" this summer, as well we should have been. Here I ask the girls to channel their favorite emo artists.

Newly-minted Fleshbot Crush Object Jenny Hendrix on one of her phones wearing one of her extensions. Both the extensions and the phone were gone by the end of the year.

Finally, evil pixie Aiden Starr stopped by the offices of Fleshbot West recently and just stood there. That's all we really needed.

Thanks so much for a wonderful year, Fleshbot readers!

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Popshots of the Week: Supernatural Menace Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:04:07 EDT

There is no sexier holiday than Halloween. Even the gals in the typing pool here at Fleshbot West are dressing up as Sexy Typists this week. Of course, the stars of this week's Popshots pretty much look this way all year long, but it's nice that around this time they can walk among the rest of us and fit in. Leading off is Emily Marilyn, who will be headlining Halloween night's Bondage Ball in Los Angeles.

Spice Networks, a filthy little division of Playboy, threw a party for the release of Zenova Braeden's "The Taunting" last night in Hollywood. On hand were star Lystra and the multitalented Aiden Starr, who served as costumer for the movie.

Lystra was made up (in the film) to look like Sadako from "Ringu" and she was so frightened by the poster that she said she was going to hang it facing the wall. Lystra is intriguing. Last time we met Lystra, she was in a cage.

Reenacting a scene from "Evil Head" were Gia Paloma and Tommy Pistol. "Your hair looks different," I observed. "I wore a wig!" she pointed out. Last time we met Gia, she was in a cage.

New Los Angeles residents Zak Sabbath and Mandy Morbid share a kiss by the candelabra. It's like I wasn't even there. "Hey John and Yoko, give peace a chance!"

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Popshots Of The Week: Doppelganger Edition

Gram Ponante — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:07:37 EDT

This was a week in which people reminded us of other people. And as long as those people were sexy vampires, we were just fine with it. Above, Caroline Pierce and Aiden Starr share a moment at a pre-Halloween bash. Either that or they always dress that way, and that's fine, too.

See more of today's pornstars not as the camera usually sees them but how they really are after the jump.

Here is the always-devastating (and in remission!) Nicki Hunter with porn legend Rodney Moore. The soft-spoken gentleman from Connecticut delivers loads that can leave indentations. It was his "Vampires" party that was the occasion for such toothsomeness.

Moore reminds us of Graham Parker.

Here are Aurora Snow and Nick Manning from Guy Capo's "That 70's Shag". In this vignette from "The Sexual Revolution", Manning says he plays "the Young Ron Jeremy."

Finally, here's Herschel Savage with the legs of Emily Evermore (and a third leg of his own) on the set of Roy Karch's "Insertz", released this week.

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Variations' Leather Lover

Gram Ponante — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:38:43 EDT

The Chinese poet Li Tsian was the first (we know of) to extol the pleasures of leather as a marital aid over 3,000 years ago. "Shave from cow/Wrap hard pillow/Go nuts," he wrote, but in Chinese. This week's Test Kitchen device is almost ancient Chinese in its rustic simplicity, but carries a warning users from our millennium can appreciate: "Don't Put It In You."

Read our review after the gap.

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The way some people like uniforms, others like leather. Rayon, polyester, even denim do not have the cachet leather seems to command in the erotic landscape, so it should be no surprise that this Penthouse/Topco vibrator cozy is made of genuine leather.

Luckily, the leather slipcover actually comes with a vibrator so consumers don't get all worked up only to have to purchase something separately (though they will have to buy batteries, but they can disable their smoke alarms for that). The packaging is very clear in where to put this device, however. It is not to be used internally.

I called up dominatrix and Erotic Firecracker Aiden Starr, who is welcome to come over and model any of this gear at any time, to provide color commentary.

"So it's a vibrator and you slip this leather cover on - " I said.

"On the vibrator or on your cock?" she asked.

"No, it's a leather cover for the vibrator," I said.

"Ah, got it," she said. "Did you smell it?"

"The vibrator or my cock?" I asked (because, you know, I could).

"The leather," she said. I said I did. "Because leather fetishists are really adamant about that."

I said it really smelled like leather. She then mentioned that her clients were big into humping thigh-high leather boots, but her clients are mostly male, and the Leather Lover appears to be for Ladies.

"It sounds like a great toy to rub on your pussy," she said, "but it's not the type of thing you keep clean with water. Make sure you clean it with leather cleaner and then wipe all the leather cleaner off before you rub it on your parts."

The Leather Lover seems to be a toy for real purists. It is strap-on compatible, but I find it hard to believe that anyone who likes the feeling so much would want to stop at the outside. But stop you must.

· Buy Variations' Leather Lover (passionbunny.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

The Most Dangerous Booth in Porn

Gram Ponante — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 21:01:33 EDT

Nestled snugly among the couples' massage displays and the groovy inclusive swingers' clubs for older people booth, across the floor from Escorts for the Disabled, and kitty-corner from a company that sells a device that scans business cards (but sexily?) at Erotica L.A., was situated a booth in which not one but four women who could make you dead before you hit the ground stood.

Natali Demore (far left, next to Michelle Aston, Aiden Starr, and Loren Chance), runs the website Smothered Slave. "We feature severe and sensual facesitting," she said, "among other things."

A quick showdown revealed that the four could facesit with deadly accuracy at 30 yards. - GP

· Smothered Slave (smotheredslave.com)

Previously: Fetish Archive