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#pornstarlife
The Fleshbot Awards From Joanna Angel's POV
Yes, we keep talking about the Fleshbot Awards, and we apologize if it's getting old/narcissistic. But this is different. Now you can see the event through the eyes of Supreme Commandress Joanna! More » -
#gratuitousnude
Great Picnic, No Basket
Photo by Sebastian Faena (artandcommerce.com)
Model: Doutzen Kroes
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#fleshflicks
Oh My God, Is This A Celebrity Sex Tape?
No, but with nightvision and close-ups, you too can direct your very own "celebrity" sex flick! More » -
#celebrityskin
Rosie Huntington Whiteley's Nipple Will Not Be Ignored
There seems to be a pattern here. Rosie's nipple refuses to be ignored (like we'd try to ignore it). More » -
#gratuitousnude
Our Favorite Ballet Position
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#fleshflicks
How To Make Flower Tucci Bloom
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#tv
Amy Beth Hayes Has Babe-tastic Superpowers In "Misfits"
If you've never seen the show before, here's the scoop: a freak lightning storm gave a bunch of people superpowers. Amy Beth Hayes is an 83-year old woman with the power to youth-ify herself (especially her boobs). More » -
#thisweekinflesh
Any Idea What Miss Trinidad And Tobago's Talent Was?
A look back at the week that was... More » -
#babes
Best Of Babelogs: Great American Smokeout Edition
You can toss out your cigarettes, but these babes are still totally smokin'. More » -
#fleshflicks
A Birthday Present? You Shouldn't Have (We're So Glad You Did)
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#celebrity
Hayden Panettiere Gets Soaked
We're pretty sure that this video portrait features Hayden Panettiere getting doused with a bubbly spray of champagne. But can you blame us if the visual sends our imagination running towards slightly less chaste scenarios? (youtube.com, via hollywoodtuna.com) -
#youarethere
Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister
Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads. More » -
#birthday
Pornstar Birthday Roundup: November 8 - November 21
The Fleshbot Awards were so hyphy, it may have caused us to forget about this weekly feature. So, to make up for the loss, here's a Double Pornstar Birthday Roundup! More » -
#hardcore
Laurent Skye Gets Wicked With "Sex On Set"
When we heard former Club Jenna director and amazing photographer Laurent Skye was heading over to Wicked, we knew only good things could follow. Once again, we were right. It feels good to be right, ya know? More » -
#babes
Relish The Holy Union Of Lucy Pinder And Eva Wyrwal
Why haven't these two ever done a shoot together before? They're both better endowed than the Ivy Leagues, you'd think someone would've suggested this sooner. More »
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#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: You Heard The Lady
When a lady tells us what to do, we generally listen. Especially when there's fucking involved. More » -
#topten
Smooth Sailing: Top Ten Amateur Waterbed Sex Videos
Remember when the kid next door had a waterbed, and everyone wanted to come over and jump on it? This is kind of like that. Except it's the hot girl who has a waterbed. And we're not "jumping." More » -
#contest
Cure Your "Big Tit Fixation" By Entering This Contest
It's that time again. One lucky commenter will get into our Sexclusive Club, and everyone else gets another chance at glory. Aren't Fridays fun?
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#vintage
For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?
We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked. More »
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#fleshflicks
Only The Best In Breast Play
One of our commenters recently complained about the lack of good tit play—in and out of porn. We couldn't agree more. The breasts are one of the most sensitive parts of a woman's body...they deserve lovin', too. More » -
#pornsetdiary
On Set With Digital Playground: Janie Summers
What goes on on a porn set—besides all the hot sex, that is? Digital Playground's giving us a peek behind the scenes—with on set reports straight from the mouths of the Digital Playground girls themselves.
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#movies
We're "Thirst"ing For More Of The Lovely Ok-vin Kim
If there's one thing we've learned from pop culture, it's everyone agrees that vampires are damn sexy. From "True Blood" to "Twilight"('s porn parody), everyone wants a piece of the undead action—even in Korea! More » -
#fleshflicks
When The Craving Hits...
Sometimes you just want something warm and gooey and meaty, and you can't wait until you get to Taco Bell. Here's a tip: every car is like a drive-thru for oral sex! More » -
#twopornsoneslot
"Dancing With The Stars" Spawns Not One, But Two Porn Titles
Apparently this "Dancing with the Stars" thing is bigger than we realized. First we had Sin City's "Dancing with Porn Stars," and now Hustler has announced production on "This Ain't Dancing with the Stars XXX." Heaven help us. (hustlerworld.com) -
#celebrityskin
Helena Christensen Has (Still) Got It Going On
Helena Christensen is about to turn forty-one—and she still looks phenomenal naked. We're not sure what kind of voodoo has kept her in such amazing shape, but we'd very much like to start receiving her newsletter. (fashioncopious.typepad.com) -
#calendars
Spend 2010 With Kitty Lea (And Her Boobs)
Thirty days have September, April, June, and November...but as long as all twelve months of the year are accompanied by Kitty Lea in a state of undress, we should be totally set for all of 2010. More »
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#fetish
Beatrice Morabito's Very Kinky Dolls
We've seen Barbies exploring sapphism and humans exploring Barbieism...and now we have Beatrice Morabito's (not Barbie) dolls experimenting with fetish modeling. Of all three, we think this one is our favorite. (oyster-dreams.com) -
#hardcore
Sin City Invites You To Go "Dancing With Porn Stars"
Slowly but surely, director Sammy Slater has been climbing to the top of porn parody mountain. This week he adds one more peak to his belt on that Everest climb, as Kagney Linn Karter plays his Tenzing Norgay. More »
