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The Maltese Fuckin'

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:30:01 EST

In 1539, the Knights Templar of Malta paid tribute to Charles V of Spain by sending him a video of a young woman really into bondage. Somehow, the video ended up online...

Silent, atmospheric squirting is the trademark of good noir film, as is confusion. And this movie raises more questions than it does erections. Why are they in the shower? Why is the shower on? Why is this in sepia tone? This will take serious detective work.

· My girlfriend and our best friend. (xtube.com)

Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face!

Cummin' At You 3D

Studio: Tommy Gunn Entertainment
Director: Tommy Gunn
Cast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

Were this movie not 3D, it would still be an excellent interactive couples' title. The story is simple: Sindee Jennings wants to audition for producer Tommy Gunn's porn movie and, of course, she needs to be put through her paces. Along the way she is also tried out by Tony DeSergio and Riley Evans. (Almost) needless to say, she is rode hard and put away wet, as Ms. Jennings is a copious squirter.

But with 50 percent of the cast being Playgirl-friendly dudes, the interactive elements of "Cummin At You" leave plenty of room to see the guys from the females' point of view. To his credit, ladies, Tommy Gunn looks soulfully into your/Sindee Jennings's eyes as he eats you/Sindee Jennings out.

But what is truly revolutionary about this movie (which producers Gunn and Marcus London call a "preview of something even bigger") is that, either with the new breed of 3D-ready HDTVs or with the attached red/blue 3D glasses ("Or you can use the same glasses from the matinee of 'Up,'" Gunn said), you can experience the performers cumming—with whatever substance they have at their arousal—at you.

It's like "A Bug's Life 3D" at California Adventure except with the long-raging argument about whether female ejaculation is real or just urine.

I have had the opportunity ("pleasure" just isn't the most appropriate word) of Sindee Jennings squirting in my face in real life. But the virtual version is really cool. Not only that, but viewers get the illusion of the performers' ankles resting on their shoulders.

3D in mainstream movies is like parodies are to porn; some seem gimmicky and some exploit the genre in a suitable way. But 3D in porn just seems like the right way to go.

And it's worth mentioning that Gunn and company could have gotten this wrong in so many simple, porny ways, but they didn't.

"We knew we had to get Sindee," Gunn said.

Exactly. Because 3D is not about subtlety.

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Sex Blog Roundup: Sprinklers

Madeline Glass — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:00:00 EDT

This week Madeline's feeling randy. Must be the change in the weather.

As summer comes to an end, we're waxing nostalgic for the triple-digit Dog Days—when a hose or sprinkler is your best bet to beat the heat. Hey, speaking of beating your meat, here are some wet selections from this week's sex blogosphere—squirters to be exact—that will leave you with a taste for corn on the cob, barbecues and popsicles. Dipped in pussy.

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What's On My Mind

Your fist in me deep. Hard. The look on your face when you're between my legs, that awe and desperate look I know I get too. Sweating. My hand on my clit, hard, rubbing hard, getting close until I grab you by the hair and push your mouth down on it, yeah, like that, suck it, don't slow down, fuck me, until I'm hard and bursting in your mouth and I lift you by the hair again, take my clit in my fingers again to come, hard, around your fist. I wish I could squirt as easily as you do, I would, I would come in your mouth and watch you swallow it.

—Sugarbutch Chronicles

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intent

I arrive carrying coffee in cardboard cups, my fingers protected from the heat by crinkly paper wrappers, sachets of sugar tucked beneath my thumb.

He greets me affectionately. We exchange smiles and chaste kisses, admire the view.

It is not until i turn around to put down the paper bag containing our lunch that, there on the table, neatly aligned with a sachet of translucent lubricant, i notice the bulbous metal object. It is polished to a bright sheen, the preposterous girth reflecting the sunlight behind me in fractured curves.

—Carnalis

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ritual

"I have just finished spending about a half an hour carefully ironing my skirt, shirt and ties for tonight. It felt ritualistic, this preparing for my Man, preparing for an initiation into a new world.

"I am very nervous, very excited, very turned on! I am thinking out the day ahead: I'm treating myself to a spa day, getting my hair cut, shopping for new make-up since it has been forever since I've had a reason to do a "full-face." I will wax my legs ... and groom other more intimate places ... a day of pampering and ritual."

—The Urban Rogue

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Sweet Angelina

She bent over a bit and put her hands on her knees. I gave her taut ass a firm smack. I wasn't taking a chance-I already knew what she liked. She was a total slut for rough spanking. I gave her another firm smack on the left side. She took about a half dozen firm open hand swats to both cheeks without a whimper. Then a few more before I slid my finger between her legs. She was nice and wet. Hot and slick.

—Crack The Whip

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Step into my parlour

She smiled at me over her shoulder, and continued to clean the desk. A pile of smudged paper collected at her feet while she explained how she would convert this dump into a proper office.

Meanwhile I fondled her bum and thought how I'd convert this heap into a fuck palace.

"Will your office be nice and private? With a cushy, firm sofa? Perhaps a chair I can bend you over?"

—MonMouth

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Needing You to Make me Cum

My body melts into the bed at your first touch. Slowly licking and kissing the outside of my cunt, your hands take turns caressing the soft skin of my thighs. The warmth of your body, the closeness of your mouth, the sheer torture of need makes me tremble beneath you. Your tongue snakes out and licks at my wetness. I can't help but groan. Your hands slide under my ass and pull me up to your mouth, drinking from me like a vessel. Your tongue begins to dart in and out of my slick cunt, fucking me with it.

—Dirty Little Mind

*****

· Thumbnail courtesy of RealSquirt (realsquirt.com)
· Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Sophie Dee's Former Breasts In "Memoirs Of A Gusher 5"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:30:01 EDT

Remember the 1997 novel and 2005 Hollywood movie "Memoirs of a Geisha"? Well, this female jackfest has nothing to do with those works. I don't know how the authors could have reconciled Sophie Dee squirting across the Japanese countryside.

Memoirs of A Gusher 5

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: various
Cast: Sophie Dee, Katherine Lee, Carmella Santaigo, Jaime Tyler, Nikki Hilton

Review by: Gram Ponante

Not only is the lone squirting Asian in the movie, Katherine Lee, not Japanese, but she also doesn't look too concerned about her family's lasting shame. "Memoirs of a Gusher" is one of those porn puns that has come to be accepted on its own merits, even as the object of the joke has faded from memory. Like when I released "To Sir, With a Handjob."

Anyway, this movie is interesting for its two great bookending scenes, the first with covergirl Sophie Dee, who squirts 11 camera-soaking times, and the second with the vivacious Carmella Santiago.

Both Dee and Santiago are delightful interview subjects, and the directors of both scenes made sure to place them against slightly dark backgrounds, so that when they squirted, we'd see it.

This movie also marks one of Dee's final scenes before she got her stupendous boob job. In this movie, even though she's squirting all over the place, she looks almost innocent.

The three scenes in the middle are somewhat squirty, but not particularly dramatic. Plus it's hard to tell when someone is squirting if the room is too bright. Squirting is about spectacle, and we need to see the streams arcing through the air.

The movie returns to form with Santiago, who smiles like a Disney tour guide through her scene, and we're happy right along with her.

Even if we might not remember Arthur Goden's novel or Rob Marshall's film, "Memoirs of a Gusher 5" at least allows us to see, one final time, Sophie Dee's former breasts.

The Squirtin' Geyser Of Love: Top Ten Amateur Female Ejaculation Videos

Kate Kant — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:00:00 EDT

How much do we enjoy watching a woman in the throes of ejaculation? Very much. It takes a special lady to perform such an eruptive feat: one who knows her body, embraces pleasure, and isn't afraid of a little mess.

This collection of videos showcases some spectacular shows of ejaculating talents. Leave the fireworks at home, because we're expecting a lot of scattered showers tonight.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Looooots of Squirting! (xtube.com)

Squirting Fun (xtube.com)

Pierced Pussy Sploooosh (xtube.com)

SQUIRTING WHORE! (xtube.com)

Candy Cane Creampie (xtube.com)

2nd Squirting Vid (xtube.com)

Squirting Orgazm (xtube.com)

Playtime (yuvutu.com)

She Squirts (yuvutu.com)

Hard Passionate Sex w/ Squirting (yuvutu.com)

Someone's In The Kitchen...With Squirting

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

Cytherea and Lily Thai are getting ready to bake us a cake—and all they need is that one last extra special ingredient: lady jizz! Luckily, they're quite well equipped to provide some of that.

Though they do seem to have forgotten about that whole "baking a cake" thing, and are more interested in just, uh, having as much sex as possible. Not that we really mind—eating cake, getting to watch girl on girl... it's all good, right?

· Buy "Hot Squirts" (cduniverse.com)

Capri Has A Squirt Filled "Confession"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:30:01 EDT

Capri Anderson has a confession to make—but it has nothing to do with her sins or planned repentance. No, Capri wants to confess about how sexy she is—and what dirty things she's planning to do.

Of course, no confession is complete without some sort of followup, right? Since Capri's looking so cute, we think we'll skip the Hail Marys and the Our Fathers, and go straight to the heavy duty devotionals. Capri, we'd like to see you do a complete series of Hail Hitachis, followed up by a round of Our Squirtings. Think you can handle it?

Of course you can.

And if you, the people, are feeling like doing a little "confessing" yourselves, click the Little Mutt link below and learn all about Capri (and get some extra special bonus photos of her, to boot!).

· "Confessions" (littlemutt.com)

3rd "Memoirs Of A Gusher" Showcases Divine Squirting

DCypher — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:00:00 EST

Some chicks taste so sweet and delightfully refreshing that you just can't help but get a good gulp straight off the tap. Sweet like hot liquid candy in your mouth.

That's why our big homies over at Pink Visual are rolling out their 3rd installment of "Memoirs of a Gusher." Bombshell Entertainment jammed this episode full of syrupy vaginal goodness, including booty boasting babe Janessa Jordan and her BFF's Megan, Arizona, Trishelle, and the elusively named Karma. We're not entirely sure why none of them have surnames, so we're assuming it's just to streamline them so they can carry more ecstasy fluid in their girly pouches.

Pink Visual promises us a "sheet soaking, mattress marinating good time," but we're certain that there's more to it. Clearly the sampler of photographic evidence they sent over reveals one sinner being baptized in steaming girl nectar. We're certain the look on his face is more salvation than chagrin. Could being "squirted" on be more like a religious experience than just dirty good fun? It sure would explain why they keep squealing out for God while being pinned to the bed and having their extra juicy holes drilled into squishy, satisfied puddles of lust.

Not to sound sacrilegious so early in the week, but we've got to know what the pattern of squirt looked like when these holy vessels of pleasure got up. Someone call the Vatican.

"Memoirs of a Gusher, Volume 3" releases this week from Pink Visual.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)

Squirt For The Camera!

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:00:00 EST

Photo by Aeric Meredith-Goujon (aericmg.com)

Let's Kick Off The Weekend With A Splash!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:15:00 EST

Photo by Aeric Meredith-Goujon (aericmg.com, via ponyxpress.wordpress.com)

Jada Fire And Bobbi Starr Wish You A Very Sexy New Year

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:00:00 EST

Some people like to end the year with a bang... but we prefer to end it with a squirt. And who better to squirt us into the new year than Squirtwoman herself, Jada Fire?

Throw in a little help from Bobbi Starr and an eager gentleman friend, and it's looking like it'll be a very good new year indeed. 2008 who? 2009 is the only year for us, man.

· Jada Fire is Squirtwoman with Bobbi Star (pornhub.com)

Also Sprach Yoshie Shimano

pweasels — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:30:10 EST

This picture of the naked and eminently sexy Yoshie Shimano lay at the end of a chain of Google research involving math. When we set out, we thought we were going to be finding out about numeric progressions, but just look at her. Doesn’t that expression just beg for us to put down the calculator and come over there and help with those panties?

It turns out—go figure—that Yoshie, who is in one sense the end result of a progression of perfect squares but in another an assemblage of perfect curves, actually also provides us a fascinating study in fluid dynamics in “The Shiofuki #4,” which is about chicks who squirt when you fuck them.

(We asked Mr. Pweasels what, in hell, he was talking about. This is his reply:

Grams – I don’t know if I can flesh out the math conceit in the Yoshie story. I was casting about at random in the gamelink catalog, desperately putting in numbers for performer IDs hoping to strike something interesting for a fleshbot article and I found Yoshie’s by entering 1 4 9 16, which is the sequence of the first four perfect squares (also it is the sequence that gives you the dimensions of the monoliths in "2001: A Space Odyssey," assuming you carry the math into the fourth dimension and figure on hitting sixteen for its measurement in whatever dimension the builders count as the fourth, although Clarke didn’t go that far). It seemed like it wouldn’t really fit the tone of the article to say I had exhausted 24680, 13579 and the first five and six elements of a basic Fibonacci sequence.

Leading us to our thesis: Porn Is What You Make It - ED)

· Oriental Dream Pictures (www.orientaldreamxxx.com)
· Buy ”The Shiofuki #4” (gamelink.com)

Isis Love, Rennaissance Woman

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:00:00 EST

We all know that Isis Love is the brilliant mind behind Kink.com's latest project, Pissing.com—but did you also know that she's a red hot babe with a fiery sex drive and some serious squirting power, too? Yes, it's true: Isis Love has it all. Brains, beauty, talent, and gushing orgasms. We'd tell you more about Isis's charms, but we often find that actions speak louder than works. See the lovely lady in action after the jump.

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· Isis Love is red, hot, and horny! (pornhub.com)

Wet 'N Wild: Top Ten Squirting Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:00:00 EDT

Our love of squirting is certainly no secret: we've sung its praises several times before, and we've even done a photo tribute to the girls who squirt. But really, in order to truly understand the majestic nature of this great orgasmic response, it's important to see it in video. Preferably, in several videos, with many different women. And so it is that we happily present ten of our favorite squirting videos. Be careful... it's about to get slippery.

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Bailey Brooks Squirts (pornhub.com)

Mega Squirt at Camping Site (redtube.com)

Cytheria squirting (redtube.com)

This slut squirts alot (pornhub.com)

Missy Monroe squirts and shakes her pussy (redtube.com)

Paulina James squirting up a storm (pornhub.com)

Squirting equals Fun (redtube.com)

Lesbian squirt victim, and she loves it (pornhub.com)

Hot squirter gets her ass jammed (pornhub.com)

Great lesbos make eachother squirt (pornhub.com)

The Wondrous Jada Fire

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:30:16 EDT

Sure, you think you know Jada Fire... but do you really know Jada Fire? Have you seen the skillful way she handles two cocks at once, masterfully maneuvering them from orifice to orifice, from ass to hand to mouth to pussy without missing a beat? Oh, and don't even get us started on the squirting. If we even tried to tell you how magically wonderful that is, well—you'd never have a chance to watch the clip and see for yourself.

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· Jada Fire squirts (pornhub.com)

Cytherea, Master Of The Impossible (And The Impossibly Hot)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:50:54 EDT

Cytherea is a master of many things: master of deception, master of seduction, and (of course) master of squirting. But what if she were to combine all three talents — and bring in the lovely Nautica Thorn as her devious assistant? We'd have thought such a thing near impossible; the mere squirting alone would sap our energy. But then again, Cytherea isn't like the rest of us—she's better! Don't believe us? We'll let the video speak for itself.

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· Amazing Cytherea in hot photoshoot squiring threesome! (pornhub.com)

Fountains Of Pleasure: A Tribute To Girls Who Squirt

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:20:26 EDT

In some circles, female ejaculation is viewed as the Loch Ness monster of sex acts: questionable in origin, rarely seen, and possibly faked. We, however, have never held that view — but then again, we've actually had personal experience with the phenomenon (and yes, it was fabulous). Given the wondrous nature of the girl squirt, we're somewhat surprised that it doesn't appear more often in porn. So at the request of reader AnnieGetYourFun, we've happily rounded up some of our favorite squirting stars to help address that situation. Even if you still think it's all a hoax ... well, at least it's a hot hoax, right?

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Madison (wannawatch.com)

Charley Chase (gallery.itsabigblackthing.com)

Sophie and Jada Fire (wannawatch.com)

Cheryl Dynasty (nsgalleries.com)

Luscious Lopez (galleries.adultelite.com)

Jandi Lynn (wannawatch.com)

Angela Stone (wannawatch.com)

Cytherea (club-cytherea.com)

Lyla Lei (freemeatwhores.com)

Squirting Carly (squirtingcarly.com)

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Cytheria: The Way She Squirted

Jonnobot — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:10:07 EDT

Seeing Cytheria in that recently released Jenna Jameson flick a few days ago made us nostalgic for the days when you could barely turn around in the porn scene without being hit by one of her trademark squirts. So it was great to come across this compilation video of some of her more memorable moments ... which lets us relive them again and again. Never let it be said we're anything less than sentimental around here. (orgasmatrix.com)

"Burn": Jenna Jameson Cranks Up The Heat One Last Time

DCypher — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:55:13 EDT

While certain tabloids were busy speculating about Jenna Jameson's alleged impregnation by Tito Ortiz last week, it only took Fleshbot operatives a single well-placed phone call to verify that although they're trying hard, there is as yet no bundle of joy on the horizon for the couple. (Yes, you read it here first.) Sad news, to be sure—but we've also used that same exclusive access to bring you these photos from Paul Thomas' "Burn", which was shot on a very hot 4th of July in downtown Los Angeles a few years ago and is just now being released due to processing and editing issues that have since been sufficiently resolved. It's sort of like discovering a hidden cache of rare jewels ... if by "rare jewels" you mean some of porn's most scintillating starlets who have since gone M.I.A.

The main star of "Burn" is, of course, La Jenna, who is featured here having actual sex with former hubby Justin Sterling along with a pile of her beautiful costars ... that is, when she's not getting spanked and flogged by them too. The film (and yes, did we mention that it was actually shot on film?) also stars new mom Taylor Rain getting the fucking of her young life from Evan Stone; the sorely missed Lauren Phoenix in a powerful pairing with Mr. Marcus; the fondly remembered Cytheria squirting up a storm; and a Sapphic interlude wherein Stephanie Swift and Fleshbot Crush Object Justine Joli lap away at Jenna’s famous privates.

Of course, there are a few porn insiders we know who have seen so many stills from this flick already that they've practically committed them to memory. But they're still pretty hot to us—and we hope they will be for you too. Sometimes it pays to get up close and personal with the stars—but sometimes it's nice just being a plain old starstruck fan too.

• Vivid (vivid.com)
• ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
• Order: "Burn" (Adult DVD Empire)

Flesh Flicks: Natural Wonders Of The World

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:15:50 EDT

Have you ever been camping in Yellowstone National Park? As you may be aware, the place is filled with powerful geysers that shoot amazing amounts of steam and water high into the air. It really is a spectacular sight to behold, as this video footage of an actual eruption shows. You have to be patient while you wait for the natural fountain to release her contents into the open, but in the meantime there is plenty more panoramic scenery to enjoy. And when that spectacular gusher goes off though, you'll understand why it was worth the wait. (Note: You might want to grab towel before you hit play. Mother Nature can get awfully messy sometimes.)

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· "mega squirt at camping site" (RedTube)

National Orgasm Day: The Only Fake Holiday That Really Matters

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:30:51 EDT

Over in the UK, someone has decided that today is National Orgasm Day—yes, already! Though it's about as legit a holiday as National Cheesecake Day, it does have one thing going for it: a fancy press release chock full of findings from the 2008 Orgasm Survey, which we're told is the UK's biggest and most comprehensive female orgasm survey ever. It seems the study has even uncovered some groundbreaking and sort of shocking information, such as: women have g-spots! And they don't always have orgasms during sex! And exercising those PC muscles really does help with orgasm!

We know that's a lot to digest. So while you're recovering from the shock of those revelations, we invite you to celebrate National Orgasm Day in a more traditional fashion: by watching some instructional videos about female orgasm. It may be a fake holiday—and a foreign one at that—but there's no reason we shouldn't celebrate it as well. Clips after the jump.

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mega orgasm (haporn.com)

Orgasm School (redtube.com)

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To The G-Spot

Personal Touch: Exploring the "O"

· 2008 Orgasm Survey (orgasmsurvey.co.uk; press release here)
· Thumbnail from "I Make It Rain"

Our Favorite Brand Of Redhead

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:55:41 EDT

We know how much you guys like redheads, so we did you a favor and went out and found the best kind of redhead of all: the kind that likes to have sex on camera. You might want to be a little careful with this one, though—we hear she squirts when excited.

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· Redhead Fucked (megarotic.com)

DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 21 May 2008 21:30:44 EDT

Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events?

Well, the tawdrier the real thing, a pornic take on it almost seems to make the original look less harmful, as if a porn adaptation confirms how silly it is already. The same happened with Hustler's "Da Vinci Load"; it really improved on the book.

Mike Horner is particularly hammy in the role of New York Governor Eliot Splitz-her, and it is right and just that the adult industry still has some older performers around to add the right touch of Leslie Nielsen to parts like this one.

Students of history will be happy that Gov Lov pays attention to detail. The Governor is known as a man who cleans up the streets and, when he makes his assignations over the phone, is quoted a $4,000 fee.

But a porn movie unbound from its conventions, even if it is a topical movie like this one, won't fly. So Gov Lov needs to find other people to look at than just Horner and Cassandra Cruz as his special lady, thus trumped up scenes with different, vaguely-related pairings (Angela Stone as The Squirting Lobbyist, for example).

Unlike many hot-off-the-presses porn, however, this movie also has a bona fide B story. We meet two FBI surveillance agents, played by Van Damage and Veronica Jett, who get so caught up in the governor's shenanigans that they just can't help themselves.

The Governor is well-known to the escort agency, and he is set up with Kristen (Cruz) and they get to know each other (after the required funds are deposited in the agency's bank account).

After their tryst, they have the following conversation.

"Now this is going to be our little secret?" he says.

"Of course," she replies. "No one will ever find out."

As a movie specifically designed to be purchased by casual consumers, Gov Lov has all the porn world has to offer: speedy turnaround, a little humor, not too much talking, and some sense that these things could really happen. And Hustler put a little extra effort into the packaging, which is nice, since we're talking about people's lives here.

- Review by Gram Ponante

Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story
Studio: Hustler
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Cast: Mike Horner, Cassandra Cruz, Kayla Paige, Angela Stone, Emma Heart, Veronica Jett, Kissy Kapri, Van Damage, Marcus London, Dino Braco, Kissy Kapri

· Order "Gov Lov" (gamelink)
· Hustler (hustlervideo.com)

Blame It On The "Rain": Intermittent Squirting Ahead

Gram Ponante — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:00:27 EDT

In our private correspondence, you have often told me that squirting has a certain "majesty." "It seems like they're giving back," you said. In performer/director John E. Depth's "I Make It Rain," in which he plays a sex therapist to Charley Chase, the countertransference begins almost immediately—but one must look very closely to find the squirting.

Sometimes male performers can't perform, and are sent home. But women with an advertised talent for squirting sometimes don't squirt. In such cases they stay right where they are and the movie changes around them.

I make it rain / Who make it rain? / I make it rain/ Ooooo! announces the theme song to "I Make It Rain."

Why Depth is a sex therapist in this movie is unclear, as Chase knows everything she needs to do. Maybe her health insurance allowed her more sessions than she actually needed and she decided to use them all up, the way I did when I got that gift certificate to Claim Jumper and ate all that food just so I wouldn't appear ungrateful.

Squirting came to the fore in the western world's mind with the advent of Cytherea, who was a slip of a thing. But Depth chooses women who are a bit thicker, like Chase (pictured)), Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, and Cindy Crawford, and that makes all the difference.

But Chase does not erupt volcanically. "There it is! There it is!" cries Depth at one point, but it seems more for the benefit of fraud lawyers.

Still, Chase has a smoky, scratchy Brenda Vaccaro voice, which makes up for a lot. I think Depth, deprived of such a graphic display of squirting, fell in love instead.

· John E. Depth (itsabigblackthing.com)
· Buy "I Make It Rain" (gamelink.com)

Belladonna's "Fetish Fanatic 5": Defend Your Right To Anal Squirting!

Jonnobot — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:35:53 EDT

Stores like Adult DVD Empire may have already pulled our gal Belladonna's newly federally indicted "Fetish Fanatic 5" from their online inventory, but as of this afternoon you can still see the trailer for it on Evil Angel's site. Frankly, after watching it two or three or a dozen times we can't see what all the brouhaha is about; after all, things like enemas, squirting, and inserting dildos with one's (or someone else's) feet are hardly rare in porn these days—and as Evil Angel's Karen Stagliano told AVN today, "Maybe you don't always do (these things) in your normal bedroom, but that's kind of the point of porn." Even if the case doesn't lead to a prosecution, the indictment is bound to have a chilling effect on the adult industry, not to mention on our collective rights to free expression in general. After all, if you can't watch Belladonna and her pals stick various brightly colored liquids and foreign objects up each other's asses, the terrorists will so totally have won.

· "Fetish Fanatic 5" (2006) (DVD info + trailers @ evilangel.com)
· Belladonna Entertainment LLC (enterbelladonna.com)
· "FEDERAL GRAND JURY CHARGES TWO COMPANIES AND OWNER JOHN STAGLIANO WITH OBSCENITY VIOLATIONS" (.pdf press release @ usdoj.gov)
· "John Stagliano, Evil Angel Indicted On Federal Obscenity Charges" (AVN) + "John Stagliano, Evil Angel Charged With 7 Obscenity Violations" (Xbiz)

Cytherea And Tiana Lynn: Alone Together

Gram Ponante — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:52:26 EDT

Though one now works in sales and the other's a mom, we can still learn something from retired pornstresses Cytherea and Tiana Lynn. In this scene from the compilation "I Love Tiana," I was reminded of the spirit of teamwork that united these two women, despite the fact that Cytherea's squirting overshadowed (wait, how do you say "overshadowed" but with water?) that of Tiana. Join us after the gap to see their teamwork in action.

Cytherea seeks —and receives—Tiana's supporting hand as the former is being fucked at* by Mark Ashley.

Tiana holds Cytherea's butt for Ashley. Me? I went to the office down the hall for some Xerox paper? They slammed the door in my face.

Tiana, ever helpful, guides Ashley's parts into those of Cytherea (though by this time Cytherea had had landing lights installed).

Finally, though she later asked Cytherea for the use of her hair in drying it off, Tiana here shows us that we all must squirt alone.

*Yes, I meant to say that. It indicates a tryst that doesn't appear to be of mutual benefit.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Buy "I Love Tiana" (gamelink.com)

"Exploring The 'O'" With Jamye Waxman

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:04:49 EDT

In the third and final installment of her "Personal Touch" series, sexplorer and Fleshbot crush object Jamye Waxman moves into exciting territory, taking on the oft discussed but rarely mastered female orgasm. With tutorials on the many types of female orgasm, female ejaculation, and anal sex for women, Jamye covers all the bases ... and, as usual, does so with smarts, style, and just enough cheeky humor to keep things interesting.

We've been fans of the "Personal Touch" series since Jamye showed us how to toy with pleasure, and we're pleased to say that "Exploring the 'O'" is easily the best installment so far: the sex is hotter, the performers have great chemistry, and it has an amazing female ejaculation scene. But we'll get to that in a second ...

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There's a lot to love about "Exploring the 'O'." From the first scene, where real life couple Daisy Layne and Dick Chibbles demonstrate the finer points of g spot orgasm, to the last, where Alex Gonz and Laurie Vargas show that female pleasure doesn't end with the pussy, the scenes manage to be sexy and fun and still demonstrate quite a few tricks that made us want to take notes. (Stimulating the clitoris with a tongue while a vibrator stimulates the g-spot? Fascinating!)

Nevertheless, it's the section on female ejaculation that really steals the show. Jamye kicks things off with a brief tutorial on Kegel exercises, helpfully aided by a live action demo from Lyla Lei. We've read countless descriptions of Kegels, so we feel we can say this with authority: they make a lot more sense when you're watching someone do them. Especially someone as cute as Lyla Lei.

Once Lyla's demonstrated the ins and outs of Kegels, Cytherea joins her for a demonstration of female ejaculation. Sitting side by side, they masturbate to orgasm (thankfully sparing us the lesbo-for-pay awkwardness seen in so many girl-on-girl scenes) — and when they come, they come hard. And repeatedly. And hard. We practically had to wipe down our monitor (and our chair) after watching so much lady jizz.

"Exploring the 'O'" is a fine addition to anyone's collection of adult entertainment, and a must watch for anyone interesting in having, causing, or witnessing female orgasms. We're happy to see such a great piece come out of the "Personal Touch" line — and we can't wait to see what other films Jamye has in store for us. (Especially if they involve squirting. Isn't it funny how it just made us more thirsty to see more?)

· Order: "Exploring The 'O'" (Adult DVD Empire)
· "Exploring the 'O'" (adamandeve.com)
· Jamye Waxman (jamyewaxman.com)

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Previously: Jamye Waxman Seeks (And Finds!) "Monogamy Without Monotony", Toying With Jamye Waxman

Some days at Fleshbot we like to bring you...

Jonnobot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:29:25 EDT

Some days at Fleshbot we like to bring you thoughtful ruminations on sex culture and trenchant analysis of the issues surrounding the world of adult entertainment. Then there are those days when we just feel like sharing a really juicy and nicely thumbnailed TGP gallery of hot squirting pics. See how well rounded we are? (porn-plus.com, via Indie Nudes)

NicheFlixxx Helps Everyone Get Their Freak On

Jonnobot — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:19:29 EST

If you've spent any time at all on porn video sharing sites like RedTube or Megarotic — or even if you just make our Flesh Flicks feature part of your daily routine (you know, like flossing) — you've probably noticed at some point that things tend to be pretty ... well, vanilla, both in terms of activity and average skin tone. So imagine how excited we were to find NicheFlixxx, a newish venture that evidently promises a selection of free hardcore clips for out-of-the-mainstream tastes: after all, the word "niche" is right there in the title!

While the site does include a healthy dose of material tagged with words like "ebony", "Latina", and "tranny" (and various combinations thereof) along with plenty of ghetto booty and hood banging, most of the videos showcase things like blowjobs, gangbangs, facials, and creampies — i.e., the kind of stuff you find on pretty much every other porn video sharing site out there. Still, it's nice to see a collection like this that tries to stir things up with a little more flavor. And given how suddenly some of our favorite fapping resources can disappear these days, can you ever have too many sites like this bookmarked anyway?

· NicheFlixxx (nicheflixxx.com)
· Above: JADA FIRE SQUIRTIN

Previously: Still More Free Porn Video Sites (Shh! Don't Tell Vivid!), RedTube Rising, T'nA Flix: Still Another Porn Video Site, Sexy Videos @ Sevenload.de, ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone

Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)

DCypher — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:31:07 EST

In every generation there exists a concept that mysteriously entrenches itself so deeply into the collective psyche that it resists ever being properly explained. Consumed by morbid curiosity, the general public loses its ability to sustain rational thought regarding the matter and is ultimately forced to blindly accept its truth despite obvious contradictions and/or a lack of credible empirical evidence. The single bullet theory in the JFK assassination is one example; grainy film footage of Bigfoot strolling through the woods is another. And then there's squirting.

Urban legend or not, intrepid director Chris Streams wastes no time exploiting it in his newest release for Jules Jordan Video, the moistly titled "Squirt Machines". In fact the aptly named director wades in past his knees with an extra juicy effort delivering plenty of soaking good fun that's good to the very last drop. (Did we miss anything?)

The cast consists of such acknowledged liquid machines of lust as Jenna Presley, Amber Peach, Ema Hart, Bobby Star, Sophie Dee, Savannah Stern, Jada Fire, Flower Tucci, Chelsea, and newcomer Sidnee Jenkins performing her first ever on camera anal scene. As to whether or not their squirting abilities are real (or whether these girls are just pissing all over the place), it's up to you, dear viewer, to decide ... along with the existence of fairies, unicorns, merpeople, and Compassionate Conservatives.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: The Squirting Loophole, Splish-Splash Photoplay of the Moment: "Squirts Ilustrated", Momo's Science Experiment: Japanese Squirting Fun, Liquid Love: The G-Spot Explosion, Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Yoga Position Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:13:58 EST

The real title of this movie sounds like something one might learn in a room redolent of tights, sweat, and judgment of the type of things I eat. But maybe you can apply your laser-keen intellect, much like last week's winner I.M.B.Y. did, in discovering an even better title for this little gem of Americana. Your new title should reflect the real American West and not some northeast intellectual version of it, and should address why McKenzee is wearing panties and Lexi isn't.

· See the Real Title (gamelink.com)

Previously: WWFRD Archive

Photoplay: "Don't Let Daddy Know 3"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:52:24 EDT

I have it on good authority that, prior to being transported to Porn Valley's Central Dissemination Facility beneath the Santa Susanna Pass, every adult film is called "Don't Let Daddy Know". Then they are renamed to "Barely Legal", "Malabimba: The Malicious Whore", or "Dirtpipe Milkshakes". But let's take a look at Sindee Jennings and Aarielle Alexis from this untarnished film and determine if, based on their performances, Jennings' and Alexis' dads probably had some idea what was going on.

Jennings, the squirting dynamo we met on the set of "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party", has an enthusiasm one would expect from someone much, much larger who might not be getting as much nowadays. Watching her made me want to go drink a pallet of Diet Cokes.

She makes sure she checks in with the camera often, like an ice skater who makes her own ice.

In any other movie, Aarielle Alexis would be the most energetic person in the film, but in this case she is vanquished by Jennings. Still, she makes the best of it in a scene with a dude named Talon.

Mark Wood and Red Light District are adept at putting together these utterly unbelievable scenes, which somehow would feel more tawdry in the hands of others.

Still, look at those shoes. How can her daddy not know?

· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy "Don't Let Daddy Know 3" (adultdvdempire.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

Sex Blog Roundup: Adult Swim

Fleshbot — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:52:23 EDT

Send those barely legal babes and jailbait twinks back to the playground, because today's roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the interweb is all about the grownups ... and those who like to play with them. No longer wet behind the ears, these seasoned adults soak the sheets with gushing orgasms, finessed massages and home-spun bondage—and for som, all those years of experience lead to ever more esoteric pursuits.

Don't trust anyone under thirty with Jefferson after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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Welcome—The Clean Towels Are On the Shelf To Your Left

Part of our agenda for my birthday dinner had been set the week before by phone.
"You mean you really don't own any sex toys?"

"No, just the ten—five on each hand."

"All this sex, all this bragging about gushing—and you don't fuck yourself with a dildo?"

"No."

"No lube?"

"Don't be silly. Lube is redundant. Haven't you been listening?"

- Why Squirt When You Can Gush?

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Oh My

It's not easy to sit here.
"Start nice and slow and firm" He said . . . bare hand ready and alternating sides. Each swat counted off, too long of a pause "That's two you owe Me." Always remember answer quickly. When the first nine are over . . . "Grab the belt" each of those counted off in perfect time . . . except once. My brain just drifted off . . . It's been quite awhile since He has used me. Each swat quickly making my flesh burn. Like it had never been touched before. Eleven swats searing my bottom. Are you catching the theme here? This is the way Himself does a remembrance. HIS WAY!

- Bound to Get Into Trouble

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Our New Bed

The picture shows our new bed—or rather it shows the "double" version of our bed. Ours is king-size, so is somewhat wider and has a vertical bar up the middle of the headboard. It's worth bearing that in mind for what follows . . .
Being made to sit up with her arms out horizontally along the bars and them being tied to the headboard of our new bed with hemp bondage rope makes Am feel rather aroused.

- Our Kinky Blog

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Letter to a Lover

If I was lying in this bed, my eyes reflecting all the light in the dimly lit room and my mind wandering to places of amorous need, would you come and be the salve to my desires?
If when I moved beneath the covers and more of my skin would be exposed by the shifting sheets and my movement stirred something within you, would you feel what I feel? Could you come to me and cradle me with all you were, your skin touching mine and making a quiet fire between us. Could you make me crave you with just one touch?

- Allegory of an Underage Femme

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FemDom Activities: The Inspection!

From a male submissive's point of view, inspection by one's Mistress is a delicious, degrading, humiliating affair. There is no mistaking the objectification one feels at the probing, roaming hands and eyes of a Mistress inspecting Her male property.
Either upon a first play time meeting with a new Domina, a reacquaintance with a familiar FemDom play Partner, or perhaps simply a physical reunion after a week or more away from my Mistress, being inspected is a very affecting ritual for me.

- On Female Dominance of the Male

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Massage

I was skeptical of his massage technique until I was laying face down on the bed with the warming massage oil rubbed into my skin. The massage was nice. A few 'too hard' rubs coupled with his hands running over my skin were enough to start the endorphins. I breathed deeply and emitted little whimpers of pleasure. Occasionally my body would jerk from the spontaneous tremors that shook me with full-bodied orgasm.

- Impact Play

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Thumbnail via boundtogetintotrouble.blogspot.com

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

All Yesterday's "Pussy Party"s

Gram Ponante — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:16:03 EDT

We wouldn't lie to you because we love you, Baby, so believe us when we tell you that one of the few games in town where porn performers really become inspired is a "Pussy Party". This is for several reasons, one of which is that a "Pussy Party" is an all-day affair with more time than usual allotted for our nation's porn ladies to forget there's a bunch of people standing around with clipboards and cameras.

A Best Of compilation from 2004 and 2005 has been released, featuring the likes of Penny Flame (pictured), the lamented Kami Andrews, and Trina Michaels, as well as dozens of others. Join us after the gap for those halcyon, sweaty times.

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Back in those days, each "Pussy Party" began with a masturbation scene. Now that segment comes at the end of the day. "The girls tend to need it more at that point," Stevie explained.

"Porn has made me secure about my big pussy lips," the lamented Kami Andrews said. "I used to think they were like a little penis."

Performers are encouraged to use available space.

I have heard women say that their affection for their Hitachi Magic Wands makes them want to enfold and encircle them.

A perfectionist, Stevie moves in to tweak an element of the scene.

Such were the times in 2004 that when Trina Michaels squirted, the room erupted in applause. These days when people squirt, hardly anyone pays attention. It's sad.

Joy and relief, a great rack and great teeth. California. I don't even know who this person is, but she'd look a lot better on the state flag than that bear.

· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)
· Pure Play Media (pureplaymedia.com)
· Buy "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party A-#1 Picks" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: Splish Splash

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:29:19 EDT

It must be neato to have one of those pools with the neverending horizon that makes it look like the water just goes off into the distance forever. Except where does all the water end up? It must just gush out all over your patio, like the one in this girl's backyard where the concrete is soaking wet. What's that you say? That isn't pool water that she's spilling out all over the ground? Oh ... well, we suppose if you can't afford an in-ground pool, a fountain makes a nice substitute.

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· "Do it yourself with dildo" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Popshots of the Week: Ain't Nothing But A Pussy Party

Gram Ponante — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:18:46 EDT

In that there are snacks, it is a party, but "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party"—now in its third year with episodes in the early twenties—is really an intense competition. The latest installment featured the standard eight women alone, in pairs, threesomes, foursomes, and all together in a 12-hour day that left no bedding in that Encino rental house unanointed.

We begin with the adorable Annabelle Lee and Lexi Love. Join us after the gap for more.

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The way it works is that over the course of a day, everyone in the getting naked business can get at everyone else. This increases camaraderie and sexual tension. Cousin Stevie offers prizes beyond the usual extended day rate, so the women attack each other with extra gusto.

Stevie, married 30 years to a wonderful person, was heard to mutter "I love my job" when he thought no one was listening.

Look at Amber Rayne. If she can fist her own ass, think what she could do for you.

Here's Sindee Jennings from Abilene and Galveston. I had no idea what I was about to see.

Sometimes Amber Peach has to talk Stevie down.

Jennings began squirting almost immediately upon engaging in her tryst with Miss Kitty. It was stunning. Not the type of person to consume gallons of water in between takes, Jennings seemed to be connected to some kind of aquifer, because she squirted a lot.

· (See full gallery here) (gramponante.com)
· Cousin Stevie (cousinstevie.com)

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Flesh Flicks: The Squirting Loophole

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 18:21:33 EDT

It's always been one of the oddities (and yes, there are many) of Japanese porn that lady parts are often pixelated to avoid offending sensible eyes, as if the viewer could some how be fooled into believing they were not watching a woman put fingers, penises and other assorted objects into her pussy. There's one thing those pixels can't block out though—liquids. Particularly when they're being thrusted into the air at high speeds. No matter what you think you may be looking at, once this girl turns on the jets there will be no hiding the truth any longer.

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· "Squirtingly Good Sex" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Our ongoing survey of Strange Places Where...

Fleshbot — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:25:32 EDT

Our ongoing survey of Strange Places Where Japanese People Have Group Sex continues with this footage from a biology class which doesn't look anything like the ones we took in college. (Maybe advanced squirting techniques were covered in that organic chemistry elective we decided to drop two weeks into the semester?) At this rate, watching Japanese people fuck in a bed would be sort of kinky. (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Splish-Splash Photoplay of the Moment: "Squirts Ilustrated"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:33:30 EDT

Director Axel Braun once famously (or at least said he) insured his squirt-coaxing hands with Lloyd's of London. Now, leaving the squirt harvest to others, Braun has delivered an energetic, if not always moist, movie.

Join us for snaps and rap after the gap.

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"I didn't know Mandy Patinkin was in this movie!"
No, but this guy is trying to evince some kind of pointilist representation a la George Seurrat through the medium of squirting.

Since Hustler keeps its copy writers shackled somewhere in the parking structure of the LFP building (that they have to pay to park in), we don't know who came up with the following descriptions of this female ejaculation/peeing/whatever epic:

"Gwen loves a stiff dick followed by a good gush!"
"Katrina can't stop spewing love juice!"
and, in desperation: "Bianca likes to splish-splash!"

Regardless, now our interns at Fleshbot West quiver in fear with our repeated cries of "Mach splishsplash!"

Not all of the ladies featured let fly gushes of "love juice"; some, like Bianca Dagger, merely emit a light sheen, if anything. Gwen Diamond and Jamie Tyler make up for this, however, but often have to do the job themselves.

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy "Squirts Illustrated" (gamelink.com)

Flesh Flicks: The Ongoing Teen Invasion

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:08:59 EDT

Not only have teen girls taken over the 'nets, they've also taken over today's Flesh Flicks. These crazy youngsters will not stop on their path to world domination, unless it's to pleasure each other. In fact, these momentary distractions may be our only hope to escape their wrath, or else we'll just have to wait until they all turn 20—which these two ladies, of course, could not possibly have done yet. (If we say they're teens, they're teens; don't question it!)

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· "2 lesbo teens fuck" (XXXUploads)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives