The World Cup countdown continues and while soccer-themed vibrators are getting harder to come by (ahem), you can still prepare yourself for the action by learning who the key international football stars are and—more importantly—which outrageous hotties they happen to be banging. With these kind of distractions on the sidelines, it's a wonder that any scoring gets done. (On the playing field, that is.)

· Voetbalvrouwen (wegaannaarduitslandtoe.nl, via Deadspin)