There's a good deal of symbolism involved in hula hooping: The hoop, a perfect circle, represents life. It is only kept in motion by the constant hip-rocking of a bikini-clad goddess. Should she stop, the hoop would fall, ending life as we know it.

As a tribute, COED Magazine presents ten videos of different girls performing the sacred art. Hula on, lifekeepers. Hula on.

Photo via Hot Legs and Feet (ddfcash.com)

Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We're not saying that she's out there fighting the man, we're just happy to see a fuck-friendly face hanging in the mainstream section. Does Nikki's appearance in a Fox-run webisode signal major network acceptance of pornstars? No. But that's cool. And you know what? Nikki Benz is a pretty good actress.

· via HUSTLER WORLD (hustlerworld.com)

And now we've finally found someone who agrees with us. The geniuses over at Clint.be (the ones behind that dissolving bikini test) have set up an all girl 100 meter dash...and instead of uniforms, they've used body paint. BRILLIANT.

The trailer is below, if you like what you see, head over to Clint.be for the full version.

· 100 Meters Bodypaint (clint.be)

And after browsing through this gallery of the "ass"ets of female volleyball players, well, you can consider us athletic supporters for life. (And if any of these ladies need "athletic support," we're totally here to provide.)

· Thank You Shaq For Volleyball Butts (coedmagazine.com)

Some of these videos feature professional athletes, others are girls who are playing for the very first time. Either way, their fun and games has definitely inspired some, ahem, fun and games of our own.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

CClaudia – Sexy Tennis Match (youtube.com)

Surfer Girl Sanoe Lake North Shore Hawaii (youtube.com)

Marisa Miller makes softball sexy (youtube.com)

Hot & Sexy Japanese Girl playing basketball (youtube.com)

Electric Light Orchestra – Mr Blue Sky (youtube.com)

Sexy Football (youtube.com)

Olympic Beach Volleyball Girls (youtube.com)

sexy ass girl beats a man at basketball and allures him in bed to fuck (youtube.com)

Sexy Football Busty Chicks! Part 2 (youtube.com)

sexy tennis girls having fun in the shower (youtube.com)

Nuts Magazine brings us superbabe Lucy Pinder's delectable breasts and her take on how the English Premier League's season is going to go as she takes off each one of the team's jerseys. We don't really know a terrific amount about sports, so we can't dispute any of her opinions on soccer. We're just going to do what any American would do: smile, nod and stare at her tits.

Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)
Lucy Pinder in Nuts (boobieblog.com)

· Laker Girl Auditions 2009 (laist.com)

Wait, what's that? Kelly and Madison aren't actually Wimbledon ball girls? That's okay, really—we have a feeling they're more interesting than the actual Wimbledon, anyway.

· Kelly & Madison Do Topless Tennis! (zootday.com)

In fact, the members LA Temptation are at LFL training camp right now—and TMZ has been kind enough to set up a live broadcast of all the training action. When we checked in, we mostly saw a blurry video of some trees, but we bet if you watch long enough, you'll get to see some actual, factual girls in lingerie... playing football!

· Live-Lingerie Football (tmz.com)
· Lingerie Football League (lflus.com)

Unless, of course, a game of cricket happened to involve some toplessness—like this match, in which a very excited fan flashed everyone her boobs. Granted, that's more about the fans than the game itself... but what is a sport without its fans?

· Cricket just got sexier (withleather.uproxx.com)

We've never really agreed with those people who claim that Barbie has ruined America... until now. Clearly, only someone who actually believes that women resemble America's favorite doll down there would genuinely believe that this is a picture of a woman's vagina. The rest of us can just sigh, shake our heads, and comment on what a nice pantyhose shot that is.

· Ballroom Dancing, Now With 90% More Crotch Exposure (deadspin.com)

Sadly, we have a sneaking suspicion we won't be seeing too much hardcore five hole action in in One Yellow Rabbit's stage performance of "Five Hole: Tales of Hockey Erotica"—but a girl can dream, right?

· Five Hole: Tales Of Hockey Erotica (oyr.org, via Deadspin)
· Hockey heartbreaker Ariel Rebel (freehostedpics.com)

Or at least pornstar penis, in any case. During the final few minutes of the game, Comcast subscribers had their broadcast interrupted by none other than Evan Stone. Check the video above to relive the magic—and hey, can anyone identify what porn the clip is from?

UPDATE: The clip is reportedly from Club Jenna's "18 'n' Up Wet Poons." And check out what Evan had to say about his 30 seconds of football stardom.

UPDATE 2: Check out Evan Stone's last brush with mainstream stardom on South Park. And, our good friend Violet Blue reports that the clip was originally from "Wild Cherries 4 5," which Club Jenna then repackaged.

UPDATE 3: Evan's partner in crime has been identified as the lovely Tristan Kingsley. Learn more about her here.

· Comcast Super Bowl Porn (comcastsuperbowlporn.com)

Dear Readers, it is true that I couldn't care less who wins this weekend, but what I do care about, like getting a handjob from Tinkerbell, is if my neighbor's wayward and frank sister in-law will be at the SuperBowl party. Why? Because last year she wore no panties. The choice between Cardinals and Steelers and Ranch and Onion Dip pales in comparison to that of Angie in the Basement v. A Punch in the Face.

So the appearance of this week's movie is not arbitrary at all. What do you do about the pantieless SuperBowl guest?

· DVSX Pictures (dvsx.com)
· Buy "Panty Peek Freaks" (gamelink.com)

What could possibly have caused such a catastrophe? Well, this year you can place the blame squarely on the nudists. In what was supposed to be a sexy act of synergy, the Lingerie Bowl was scheduled to be held at Tampa's Caliente Spa & Resort, a luxurious clothing-optional getaway. And—in a totally unforeseen act of drama—there was some conflict between the lingerie-clad and the clothing-optional. Lingerie Bowl officials wanted to keep several areas of the resort (including the nightclub) clothing-mandatory, the powers that be at Caliente felt that that much clothing infringed upon their guests' rights (and enjoyment of nudity).

So this year, when you're stuck watching the Puppy Bowl, just remember: you can blame it all on boobs.

· Caliente Too Nude For Lingerie Bowl; Event Cancelled (suncoastpasco.tbo.com)

Russian ice dancer Ekaterina Rubleva suffered through that last tragedy during the Ice Dancing Compulsory Dance at the European Figure Skating Championships in Helsinki, losing her top during her routine. We know it all seems hopeless now, Ekaterina, but just remember: many other athletes have survived worse and gone on to great success—we know you will too!

· Skater boobs on ice (stuff.co.nz)

· Lingerie Football League (lflus.com)

· ZOO Girls Topless Go-Karting Video! (zootoday.com)
· Naked Go-Karting Photos (zootoday.com)

· Sex Olympia (sexolympia.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail from Fucking Machines via Ask Jolene

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· German Footballer Goes Against the Run of Play (unprofessional.blogspot.com)

The issue is also stirring up a bit of controversy thanks to cover girl Kelly Carrington, who is a student at the University of Florida. Clever scholars will note that UF is not in the Big Ten, a problem that Ms. Carrington (not her real name!) attributes to superior SEC genes.

"There weren’t any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover," she says.

This will not stand! Her football and basketball teams may have earned the right to talk a little smack on the playing field, but when it comes to the physical prowess of its co-eds, we'll put the Big Ten up against any conference in the land.

There was obviously some sort of lack of oversight on the part of Playboy's editors—or maybe there's a Gator-Hefner-NCAA conspiracy going on here? But we're certain that there are Big Ten women out there just as worthy of the centerfold. And we can prove it! Just as soon as we find some actual pictures from the magazine. (It's not like we're going to go outside and you know, buy it or anything. Feel free to leave us tips in the comments below.)

· UF student on cover of Playboy (gainesville.com)
· Playboy’s Girls of the Big 10: MSU’s Elle Stamos (metromix.com)
· Playboy No. 10 Octoboer 2008 (alltollz.com)
· Girls of the Big 10 (non-nude gallery @ playboyu.com)

"Hardcore Workout" features a rarity in Japanese porn: unmosaiced penetration. The ban on non-animated, non-tentacular penetration in Japan results in movies that tend to feature wide shots that are less clinical than their American counterparts. It has also caused a generation of Americans to believe that Japanese people don't have sex.

So the women featured in "Hardcore Workout" are the lesser-known and less shame-encumbered performers in the same way that Chocoball Mukai is known less as a wrestler than as a porn star with a ball-sac like candy.

These health-conscious women turn their morning Stairmaster routines into something that makes their ancestors frown, but at least it provides Stateside types a window into ... I guess it provides Stateside types a window into their vulvas. And that grips me more than would a muddy river or reclining Buddha.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Hardcore Workout" (gamelink.com)

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· Part I (Megarotic)

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· Part II (Megarotic)

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· Part III (Megarotic)