Aside from post-Labor Day hangovers and a sudden upswing in Lindsay Lohan boob and crotch sightings, this week also heralds the advent of football season—which also means the return of ogling opportunities for NFL cheerleaders after a yearly hiatus. Since you can't tell the players without a scorecard, we recommend studying the contestants in this multiround competition to determine whose ta-tas (er, we mean pom-poms) shake the best on the sidelines: 32 cheerleaders have been initially chosen on the basis of team affiliation, availability of bikini shots online, and marital status (since we all know that "if you're married, you're officially less hot"), and it's up to you to decide who makes the final cut. We'll be watching the results very closely—after all, shouldn't we all have something to keep ourselves busy during halftimes this season besides what's in the refrigerator?

· "Who is the Hottest NFL Cheerleader?" (armchairgm.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: NFL Cheerleaders in Maxim, Boston Celtics Dancer Auditions, "The Swinging Cheerleaders", Topless Sports News