Fleshbot: Sophie Howard

Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard In Nuts' "Naughty Issue"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Really, Nuts: is a "Naughty Issue" necessary? It's not as if all the other issues were about tea parties and volunteer work with the elderly. (Not that we're complaining!)

Nonetheless, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, and a slew of other Brit babes do their best to behave badly with their boobs out, and talk about all the dirty, wicked sexual acts they've engaged in. Scandalous!

· Vikki Blows And Sophie Howard Are Like Damn (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Only The Best In Breasts: Sophie Howard

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST

Does Sophie Howard have the best breasts in Britain? Well, they are pretty nice...but we're going to have to do a bit more, ahem, research before we declare them the best.

Can Nuts get all the rest of the ladies of Britain to take off their tops, too?

· Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

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Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:30:01 EDT

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women.

Isn't there still time for sexy pictures? We've still got November and December to look forward to, but it's possible the babes get the holidays off. How will we survive the cold months ahead? Who will provide Sexy Thanksgiving Photos? What about the Topless Dreidel Contest we were planning for Hanukah?

Thanks a lot, Nuts.

Photos via Daily Pieces of Ass (dailypoa.com)

Leah Francis (dailypoa.com)
Amy Green (dailypoa.com)
Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Emma Glover (dailypoa.com)
Eva Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)
Kitty Lea (dailypoa.com)
Lindsey Strutt (dailypoa.com)
Lucy Pinder (dailypoa.com)
Peta Todd (dailypoa.com)
Rosie Jones (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple.

Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
Nuts 2010 Calendar (dailypoa.com)
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When Danielle Met Sophie...And They Took Off Their Clothes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:30:01 EDT

There are only so many puns we can make about when one girl met another (and to be honest, the bulk of them are, yes, riffing on "When Harry Met Sally")—but as long as there's nudity, who cares?

Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd (dailypoa.com)

Summer's At An End...But Topless Sophie Howard Is Forever

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The summer weather will soon be but a distant memory—but at least we can still enjoy this video of Sophie Howard, sunning herself as god intended. Come winter, we know how we'll be keeping warm...

· Sophie Howard: Topless Fun In The Sun (boobieblog.com)

Sophie Howard's Topless House Cleaning Service

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Look, there's no use denying it: your windows are an atrocious mess. Just atrocious. We know you think no one notices...but trust us, they do. But don't go hanging your head in shame...cause we have a solution that'll leave you smiling.

Yes, Sophie Howard's Topless House Cleaning Service will get your windows sparkling, your floors shining, and your pants...well, let's not talk about your pants. Don't believe us? Just watch the master at work. We're sure you'll be ready to sign up for her services in no time.

· Sophie Howard Washing Windows (boobieblog.com)

Let The Babes Of Nuts Dance Your Cares Away

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Stressed out? Overworked? This relaxation tape should be just the thing you need to relax, unwind, and forget all your troubles and cares. We know it certainly worked for us!

· Eva & Her Friends For Nuts (boobieblog.com)

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other?

Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)
Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, Emma, and Leah (dailypoa.com)

Happy July! Now, Everyone Get Naked.

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Can you believe it's finally July? Sophie Howard and all her busty friends can't—they're so stunned by the month's arrival, they're taking their clothes off outside. We're not sure what the logic there is...but we're not complaining.

Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)
Sophie Howard & Babes Stripping Outdoors (dailypoa.com)

Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:00:00 EDT

It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells.

Well, with modern babes and more boobs, actually. A lot more boobs. Anyone know why they didn't do the original covers like this? They would have sold twice as many copies! At least.

· Sophie Howard, Danni Wells, & Rosie Jones Topless In Loaded (see more @ dailpoa.com)

Twice The Sophie, Twice The Fapping

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Sophie Howard (dailypoa.com)

It's A Good Old Fashioned Boob-Off!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:00:00 EDT

There are two things in this world that we can never get enough of: boobs and voting. Lucky for us, Nuts Magazine has combined our two loves with their "Best Boobs of Britain" poll.

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Who will win? Will it be current frontrunner Rosie Jones? The mysterious—yeah strangely familiar—"Kitty Leah"? Samantha Kellett? The choice, dear reader, is in your hands. Vote now: the fate of the free world('s boobs) hangs in the balance.

· Simply the Best: Big Boob Babes (nuts.co.uk)

Sophie Likes To Rock Out With Her Rack Out

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:45:00 EST

Sophie Howard (bigboobsalert.com)

2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:30:01 EST

It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?).

Not that we can really complain about a list of 100 gorgeous, scantily-clad women—whatever the reason for publishing it. Meet (or get reacquainted with) a few of our favorites below.

Nuts Magazine 100 Sexiest Topless Babes Of 2009 (full list @ dailypoa.com)

Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:30:01 EST

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe.

Sure, we know it was probably dreamed up by some sex-starved copyeditor, but we just can't stop thinking about Sophie Howard dressed up like a nun, pinned against a wall, and having her way with a bunch of sexy Nuts girls. And don't even get us started on the antics of some of her friends...

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· Sophie Howard Presents Sex Confessions (boobieblog.com)

Sophie Howard Gives Nuts The Best Present Of All

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:30:01 EST

We're pretty jealous of the sweet, delicious present Sophie Howard baked up for Nuts's fifth birthday celebration—and look, she even went and made them a cake, too! What a gal!

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Sophie Howard Topless Baking A Cake For NUTS (dailypoa.com)

Nuts's Sexiest Babes: There Can Only Be One... Hundred.

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:30:01 EST

Sure, Lucy Pinder is the Sexiest Nuts Babe Of All—but who was her competition? The other 99 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever, of course.

· Nuts Magazine’s 100 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever - 01/09 (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard + American Apparel + Boobs = A Winning Combination

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

It looks like American Apparel has tapped another superstar from the naked girl industry to model their wares: Sophie Howard!

Wait, no, actually... upon further inspection, it seems that this is not an American Apparel ad at all, but some promo for Nuts. But maybe AA should take note—Sophie looks rather fetching dolled up in their clothes (and, uh, topless).

· Sophie Howard Topless & Stockings For Nuts (dailypoa.com)

It's A Very Naked Christmas At Nuts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Christmas is only fifteen days away, and we know exactly what we want this year: lots of naked babes!

Thankfully, Santa—or at least Nuts—is more than happy to oblige. Join Danielle, Eva, Sophie, Lindsey, and Rosie as they teach us all the true meaning of Christmas. Who needs a Red Ryder BB gun when the babes are on the loose?

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· Danielle Lloyd and Friends Naked For Christmas For NUTS (dailypoa.com)

Welcoming The Winter With Sophie And Rosie

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Now that Thanksgiving has run its course, and December is upon us, the holiday season has finally begun. And you know what that means—it's time for babes to get nude in vaguely holiday-themed settings. Thankfully, Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones are only too happy to oblige, cavorting naked in the snow and making their very own snowman. The girls seem to be a little confused about snow anatomy, though—silly babes, that's not where a nose goes!

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· Sophie Howard & Rosie Jones Topless in Loaded 01/09 (dailypoa.com)

The Sexiest Moments Of 2008—Or At Least Its First Eleven Months

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

It's only the end of November, but Sophie Howard has already announced the 50 Sexiest Moments Of 2008. Perhaps she can see into the future and knows December will just be a snooze? We always knew her boobs were pretty magic—have they actually endowed her with psychic abilities? Check below for Sophie's picks for 2008. We'll have to see if December proves her wrong.

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· Sophie Howard and the 50 Sexiest Moments of '08 (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Lad Mags

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:45:00 EDT

Sophie Howard and Nuts bring you 100 big breasted babes. That's like, almost 200 boobs! (dailypoa.com)

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:40:00 EDT

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard: Together Again For The First Time

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:35:31 EDT

You didn't think that Nuts would publish an issue that had pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard together and topless for the first time and we wouldn't mention it, did you? This is one of those times when being predictable is a good thing. (dailypoa.com)

Nuts Cover Girls: Getting The Babes Back Together

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:30:22 EDT

If you like Nuts magazine, but don't like, you know ... magazines, then we have the solution for you: instead of running down to the newsstand or mailbox every week to see if your favorite model has made the cover of your favorite lad mag, you can just visit their new Cover Girls website where all the most popular girls are ready and waiting for your sticky-fingered perisal. You'll find photo and video galleries for all the chirpiest birds including Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard, Eva Wyrwal, Lindsey Strutt and other usual suspects—with absolutely no dangerous staples or paper cuts to worry about! Convenience, simplicity and lots and lots of boobs. That's internet efficiency at its best.

· Nuts Covergirls (nuts.co.uk)

Beach Blanket Bingo With Sophie Howard And Eva Wyrwal

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 14 May 2008 12:20:14 EDT

We've complained about this before, but ... when the heck is summer going to start? Every time we think that the sunny days are finally here to stay, some stupid cold front moves through and we're bundled up under the covers. Nuts apparently feels our pain this week, because they've brought us a true taste of why we're so impatient for summer to get here: hot chicks on the beach. And they even went above and beyond their call of duty by bringing two of our favorite crush objects (and their wet, tanned and naked breasts) together at last. Just knowing that Sophie Howard and Eva Wyrwal are BBFFL (= Best Beach Friends For Life) makes us feel as warm as if we were lounging in the hot sun and sand with them right now! Which we're not. Why couldn't they build the internet closer to the ocean?

· NUTS 50 Sexiest Beach Snaps Featuring Eve Wyrwal (dailypoa.com)

This week's Nuts magazine is billed as the...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:54:36 EDT

This week's Nuts magazine is billed as the "Nude Issue." As soon as we figure out how that makes it any different from every other issue of Nuts, we'll be sure to let you know. (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Lad Mags

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:38:22 EDT

Brave boys (and girls) who babble at bountiful breasts should buy Nuts' Bumper Book of Busty Babes. It's a beautiful bevy of bountiful British birds! Bonus: learn how Eva "Iga" Wyrwal has yet another name hidden somewhere in her cleavage! We'll get this thing sorted out eventually. (dailypoa.com)

We can't think of a better thing to wake...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:01:25 EDT

We can't think of a better thing to wake up to on a Friday morning than two of our favorite British babes — Sophie Howard and Kitty Lea — enjoying a moment together in bed. This weekend arrived just at the right time, didn't it? (dailypoa.com)

Steve Neaves Has A Better Job Than You Do, Too

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:50:43 EST

Being (relatively) content in our current employment situation, we don't say things like this very often ... but we totally want Steve Neaves' job. Even if we generally prefer to look at pictures instead of taking them, this fashion/advertising photographer has a way of making whatever scene he's looking at feel like the place to be: bright vivid colors and funky backdrops make his images pop off the computer screen. And they're are also filled with incredibly hot, scantily clad babes — look around a bit and you'll find the likes of Sophie Howard, Vikki Blows, Lucy Pinder, Emily Scott and other UK lad mag favorites in his online portfolio. Actually, that might have something to do with our camera envy. Getting the chance to hang with beautiful models like that at your day job would make anyone question their career choices.

· Steve Neaves Photography (best viewed full screen @ steveneavesphotography.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Is Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:09:48 EST

If you're still wondering what Sophie Howard did to earn a coveted spot on our Crush Object of the Year list, the answer is simple—she threatened to smash us under the palm of her hand. You see, while we've been busy drooling over our back issues of Nuts and Zoo Weekly, Sophie has been regularly loaning out her services to Bizarre, turning what we thought was a one-off fetish shoot into a series of, well ... bizarre photos. Giantess, kidnapping, electrification—name and she'll create a reasonable facsimile of it for your ogling pleasure. Maybe it isn't your fetish (or hard enough to satisfy your kink) but surely a video of her playing with live jumper cables has got to count for something. Otherwise, 2008 is going to be a long year ...

· Sophie Howard Fetish Series (bizarremag.com)

Previously: Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year, Sophie Howard's "Bizarre" Behavior

Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:30:55 EST

It's that time of year again ... time to kick back with a nice tall glass of ~~Night Train~~ fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year's crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject's astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.

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10.

Pixie Pearl
According to a certain member of the Fleshbot staff, Burning Angel's Pixie Pearl is "the girl that keeps me up at night." No, we won't tell you who it is ... but Pixie, if a certain Fleshbot staff member approaches you in public sometime and throws herself at your feet in an insomniac frenzy, don't say we didn't warn you.

9.

Monique Alexander
Vivid's wonderful contract star actually smiles at the camera. Who does that anymore? We applaud her courage in not sticking her finger coyly in her mouth at every opportunity and slapping her own ass. We would like to reserve that right for ourselves.

8.

Brandi Belle
The always delightful Brandi Belle manages to set herself apart from all those other amateur and solo gal sites out there by a geeky sense of humor and some genuinely hot setups for her videos. If her stunts haven't made the initials "CFNM" sexy for you ... well, you haven't been paying close enough attention.

7.

Jenny Hendrix
The hardest-working woman in porn, Jenny Hendrix hasn't even taken a nap since July. The world recently teetered at the brink of the abyss when she toyed with the idea of getting new boobs, but she has decided against it for the time being. At 22, she has at least three more months before things start going horribly wrong.

6.

Sophie Howard
It was hard to pick up a lad mag this year without running smack into Sophie Howard's magnificent rack. Fortunately, running into Sophie Howard's rack is something we can't see ourselves getting sick of anytime soon.

5.

Eve ("Iga") Wyrwal
It came from Poland ... the mysterious Eve Wyrwal, that is, who was suddenly everywhere you looked on the babelog scene as "Iga" this fall and then started appearing under her even more consonant-heavy modeling name in the pages of lad mags not long after. Whatever she decides to call herself, we hope she sticks around for a while. (As long as she doesn't keep adding to her aliases; we're having a hard enough time keeping track of her appearances as it is.)

4.

Stoya
Stoya is more than just Digital Playground's attempt at going Alt (whatever that means), but her non-mainstream porn pedigree is so much different—God's Girls, Lzrbunny—from the Hawaiian Tropics via Hooters route taken by Jesse Jane that she is already the highest-profile contract girl with tats since Janine Lindemulder and the recently-departed Sophia Santi.

3.

Maria Ozawa
Maria Ozawa would have made Bill Murray's character in "Lost in Translation" stay in Japan. (So what if she's half Canadian?)

2.

Gianna Michaels
Had Michaels been around at the time of the great Renaissance artists no work would have been done, aside from them crawling over each other to get at her. (Save for Michelangelo of course; he didn't go in for the boobies. Well, more for us.)

1.

Sasha Grey
Next year Sasha Grey turns 20, and she will no longer be America's Sexy Mopey Teen. Luckily for us there is the Porno-Industrial Complex which will ensure that she is in pigtails and plaid skirts until she's at least 26. With luck, by then she will have blown up Chatsworth.

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See also Fleshbot's Crush Object Hall Of Fame:

2005's Crush Object Of The Year

Joanna Angel

2006's Crush Object Of The Year

Dana DeArmond

(And all the other crush objects who made our 2005 and 2006 lists. We'll always have a place in our hearts for you too.)

Best New Boobs Of 2008

Jonnobot — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 12:55:41 EST

Screw all that end-of-year nostalgia: the folks at Nuts are all about a brave, new vision for the year that lies ahead, and of course it's a vision that involves lots of naked boobs. Truth be told, some of the boobs aren't exacly what we'd call "new"—aside from the fact that they've all had a decade or so to mature, we've certainly come across Polish stunner Eve's before (several times, as a matter of fact). Then again, if Fleshbot crush object Sophie Howard is making the introductions we can't help but see everything through a fresh pair of ... uh, eyes. And if this is what's waiting for us on the other side of our New Year's Day hangover, we say bring on that cheap champagne right now.

· "Sophie Howard Presents Nuts Best New Boobs Of 2008" (dailypoa.com)

We're not surprised that Sophie Howard,...

Jonnobot — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:40:23 EST

We're not surprised that Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, and the ubiquitous Lucy Pinder have earned their respective months in the UK's Hottest Babes 2008 calendar; we are surprised that all of them are keeping their boobs under wraps for it. Let's hope this doesn't mean we're in for a return to modesty next year—with all the progress we've made over the last twelve months, it would be a shame to start regressing at this point. (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard Makes Our Year Complete

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:31:14 EST

We know you're all probably sick of us droning on and on about calendars and how they're such a vital source of hot babe nudity, but now, just days before we turn the final page on 2007, we've found the one calendar we had to have even if we didn't know we needed it. Of course, at this point you're probably sick of us talking about Sophie Howard too, but the girl is becoming a inescapable force of nature and even though we hate to play favorites, her January-December romance may be the hottest one we've seen yet. We guarantee* that this will be the last post about Sophie or calendars until the month is out, but at least you'll have something special to hold on too when the balls drop.

*not a guarantee.

· Sophie Howard's Topless 2008 Calendar
+ Bonus: Sophie Topless In Fast Car (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Sophie Howard Is Just Messing With Our Heads Now, Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My

Sophie Howard Is Just Messing With Our Heads Now

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:34:59 EST

It's always a delight to wake up in the morning and and find one of our favorite crush objects stuffing our inbox with delicious treats, like Sophie Howard did today. She probably didn't send us the email that tipped us off to these two (two!) fantastic lad mag spreads, but we like to imagine that she takes a personal interest in our well-being. She does these shoots for us, you know, so she understands how happy it make us when she brings along friends, like other model favorites Kitty Lea and ... who's this? Eva Wyrwal? That's now the third incarnation of the mysterious Polish babe who is driving us so crazy with her multiple identities that we might develop a psychic break of our own. Sophie, if you can hear us, get that girl a name tag and force her to wear it. Our daydreams about the two of you catfighting over us are getting way too complicated.

· Malene, Eve, And Sophie Topless In Loaded + Sophie Howard & Kitty Lea Topless In NUTS (dailypoa.com)

We're going Nuts (har!) over this mega-collection...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:13:34 EST

We're going Nuts (har!) over this mega-collection of Sophie Howard hotness compiled by our lad mag princes across the sea. Just like her inspirational ta-tas, too much of Sophie is never enough. (nuts.co.uk)

Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:47:21 EST

It's pretty much a given that at some point during any week, we're going to write about Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and/or Sophie Howard in some form or another. However, it's pretty rare to get an update from all three on the same day. So we'll spare you some trouble and combine our legally-mandated bird-watching updates to one post. (And if you play your cards right, Gemma Atkinson just might show her face—and other parts—here too.)

First, there's Sophie who seems to change haircolor every time takes off her bra. (That's a lot.) We're not sure how we feel about the the blondish version, but this rather sizeable gallery give us plenty of time to think about it. We definitely miss the color in Keeley's classy, black and white snaps, but we suppose a little dramatic flair isn't so bad—especially when you're sweaty and topless. Finally, we'd like to apologize to our allies on behalf of American Curves magazines, which put the completely British curves of Lucy Pinder on its cover. As much as we would love to claim her as one of own and would definitely vouch for her character should she seek US citizenship, we respect all international treaties and will not try to colonize her hooters. (Maybe send just a little bit of foreign aid?)

Oh, and since you were so polite during the rest of this post ... here you go.

Don't say we never did anything for you (or Gemma.)

· Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazell + Lucy Pinder And Friends (dailypoa.com)
· Gemma Atkinson Maxim Magazine Pictures (hollywoodtuna.com)

Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:00:27 EST

Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes in its own 2008 topless calendar ... and they're actually topless! What a novel idea! (alienlinkz.com)