Nuts Magazine Deems 2009 Over, Proves It With Boobs

It's not even Halloween, and Nuts has already come out with the Sexiest Naked Pics of 2009. How audacious! Let's debate this by looking at nude British women. More »

2010 Is Chock Full Of Babes With The Nuts Calendar

Having a hard time picking just one Nuts babe to while away 2010 with? The Nuts calendar doesn't make you play favorites—you can have all the babes, all the time. If only real life were this simple. More »

When Danielle Met Sophie...And They Took Off Their Clothes

There are only so many puns we can make about when one girl met another (and to be honest, the bulk of them are, yes, riffing on "When Harry Met Sally")—but as long as there's nudity, who cares? More »

Summer's At An End...But Topless Sophie Howard Is Forever

The summer weather will soon be but a distant memory—but at least we can still enjoy this video of Sophie Howard, sunning herself as god intended. Come winter, we know how we'll be keeping warm... More »

Sophie Howard's Topless House Cleaning Service

Look, there's no use denying it: your windows are an atrocious mess. Just atrocious. We know you think no one notices...but trust us, they do. But don't go hanging your head in shame...cause we have a solution that'll leave you smiling. More »

Let The Babes Of Nuts Dance Your Cares Away

Stressed out? Overworked? This relaxation tape should be just the thing you need to relax, unwind, and forget all your troubles and cares. We know it certainly worked for us! More »

Nuts Shocks Us All With More Naked Babes

In a wholly unexpected move, the editors of Nuts decided to jampack their latest issue full of hot naked totty. We know, we're just as shocked as you are. What next...girls touching each other? More »

Happy July! Now, Everyone Get Naked.

Can you believe it's finally July? Sophie Howard and all her busty friends can't—they're so stunned by the month's arrival, they're taking their clothes off outside. We're not sure what the logic there is...but we're not complaining. More »

Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs

It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells. More »

Twice The Sophie, Twice The Fapping

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It's A Good Old Fashioned Boob-Off!

There are two things in this world that we can never get enough of: boobs and voting. Lucky for us, Nuts Magazine has combined our two loves with their "Best Boobs of Britain" poll. More »

Sophie Likes To Rock Out With Her Rack Out

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2009's 100 Sexiest Women (And 2009's 200 Sexiest Boobs)

It's barely a week into March, and Nuts is already making a list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2009 (do they have a crystal ball or something?). More »

Nuts Babes Share "True" Sex Confessions

Astute lad mag readers should be well aware that the "interviews" contained within those boob-filled pages are usually about as factual as a Playboy Bunny's bio. But this latest issue has us wanting to believe. More »

Sophie Howard Gives Nuts The Best Present Of All

We're pretty jealous of the sweet, delicious present Sophie Howard baked up for Nuts's fifth birthday celebration—and look, she even went and made them a cake, too! What a gal!


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Nuts's Sexiest Babes: There Can Only Be One... Hundred.

Sure, Lucy Pinder is the Sexiest Nuts Babe Of All—but who was her competition? The other 99 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever, of course. More »

Sophie Howard + American Apparel + Boobs = A Winning Combination

It looks like American Apparel has tapped another superstar from the naked girl industry to model their wares: Sophie Howard! More »

It's A Very Naked Christmas At Nuts

Christmas is only fifteen days away, and we know exactly what we want this year: lots of naked babes! More »

Welcoming The Winter With Sophie And Rosie

Now that Thanksgiving has run its course, and December is upon us, the holiday season has finally begun. And you know what that means—it's time for babes to get nude in vaguely holiday-themed settings. Thankfully, Sophie Howard and Rosie Jones are only too happy to oblige, cavorting naked in the snow and making their very own snowman. The girls seem to be a little confused about snow anatomy, though—silly babes, that's not where a nose goes! More »

The Sexiest Moments Of 2008—Or At Least Its First Eleven Months

It's only the end of November, but Sophie Howard has already announced the 50 Sexiest Moments Of 2008. Perhaps she can see into the future and knows December will just be a snooze? We always knew her boobs were pretty magic—have they actually endowed her with psychic abilities? Check below for Sophie's picks for 2008. We'll have to see if December proves her wrong. More »

These photos are allegedly "outtakes" from a topless shoot starring Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard. That doesn't make sense though, because why would anyone throw out anything that involved Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard: Together Again For The First Time

You didn't think that Nuts would publish an issue that had pictures of Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard together and topless for the first time and we wouldn't mention it, did you? This is one of those times when being predictable is a good thing. (dailypoa.com)

This week's Nuts magazine is billed as the "Nude Issue." As soon as we figure out how that makes it any different from every other issue of Nuts, we'll be sure to let you know. (dailypoa.com)

This Week In Lad Mags

Brave boys (and girls) who babble at bountiful breasts should buy Nuts' Bumper Book of Busty Babes. It's a beautiful bevy of bountiful British birds! Bonus: learn how Eva "Iga" Wyrwal has yet another name hidden somewhere in her cleavage! We'll get this thing sorted out eventually. (dailypoa.com)

We can't think of a better thing to wake up to on a Friday morning than two of our favorite British babes — Sophie Howard and Kitty Lea — enjoying a moment together in bed. This weekend arrived just at the right time, didn't it? (dailypoa.com)

Steve Neaves Has A Better Job Than You Do, Too

Being (relatively) content in our current employment situation, we don't say things like this very often ... but we totally want Steve Neaves' job. Even if we generally prefer to look at pictures instead of taking them, this fashion/advertising photographer has a way of making whatever scene he's looking at feel like the place to be: bright vivid colors and funky backdrops make his images pop off the computer screen. And they're are also filled with incredibly hot, scantily clad babes — look around a bit and you'll find the likes of Sophie Howard, Vikki Blows, Lucy Pinder, Emily Scott and other UK lad mag favorites in his online portfolio. Actually, that might have something to do with our camera envy. Getting the chance to hang with beautiful models like that at your day job would make anyone question their career choices. More »

Is Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You

If you're still wondering what Sophie Howard did to earn a coveted spot on our Crush Object of the Year list, the answer is simple—she threatened to smash us under the palm of her hand. You see, while we've been busy drooling over our back issues of Nuts and Zoo Weekly, Sophie has been regularly loaning out her services to Bizarre, turning what we thought was a one-off fetish shoot into a series of, well ... bizarre photos. Giantess, kidnapping, electrification—name and she'll create a reasonable facsimile of it for your ogling pleasure. Maybe it isn't your fetish (or hard enough to satisfy your kink) but surely a video of her playing with live jumper cables has got to count for something. Otherwise, 2008 is going to be a long year ... More »

Best New Boobs Of 2008

Screw all that end-of-year nostalgia: the folks at Nuts are all about a brave, new vision for the year that lies ahead, and of course it's a vision that involves lots of naked boobs. Truth be told, some of the boobs aren't exacly what we'd call "new"—aside from the fact that they've all had a decade or so to mature, we've certainly come across Polish stunner Eve's before (several times, as a matter of fact). Then again, if Fleshbot crush object Sophie Howard is making the introductions we can't help but see everything through a fresh pair of ... uh, eyes. And if this is what's waiting for us on the other side of our New Year's Day hangover, we say bring on that cheap champagne right now. More »

We're not surprised that Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, and the ubiquitous Lucy Pinder have earned their respective months in the UK's Hottest Babes 2008 calendar; we are surprised that all of them are keeping their boobs under wraps for it. Let's hope this doesn't mean we're in for a return to modesty next year—with all the progress we've made over the last twelve months, it would be a shame to start regressing at this point. (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard Makes Our Year Complete

We know you're all probably sick of us droning on and on about calendars and how they're such a vital source of hot babe nudity, but now, just days before we turn the final page on 2007, we've found the one calendar we had to have even if we didn't know we needed it. Of course, at this point you're probably sick of us talking about Sophie Howard too, but the girl is becoming a inescapable force of nature and even though we hate to play favorites, her January-December romance may be the hottest one we've seen yet. We guarantee* that this will be the last post about Sophie or calendars until the month is out, but at least you'll have something special to hold on too when the balls drop. More »

Sophie Howard Is Just Messing With Our Heads Now

It's always a delight to wake up in the morning and and find one of our favorite crush objects stuffing our inbox with delicious treats, like Sophie Howard did today. She probably didn't send us the email that tipped us off to these two (two!) fantastic lad mag spreads, but we like to imagine that she takes a personal interest in our well-being. She does these shoots for us, you know, so she understands how happy it make us when she brings along friends, like other model favorites Kitty Lea and ... who's this? Eva Wyrwal? That's now the third incarnation of the mysterious Polish babe who is driving us so crazy with her multiple identities that we might develop a psychic break of our own. Sophie, if you can hear us, get that girl a name tag and force her to wear it. Our daydreams about the two of you catfighting over us are getting way too complicated. More »

We're going Nuts (har!) over this mega-collection of Sophie Howard hotness compiled by our lad mag princes across the sea. Just like her inspirational ta-tas, too much of Sophie is never enough. (nuts.co.uk)

Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes in its own 2008 topless calendar ... and they're actually topless! What a novel idea! (alienlinkz.com)

Oh hello again, Sophie Howard, We hope the folks at Maxim don't mind that someone leaked these nekkid pictures of you from their December issue—after all, your boobs are the best possible publicity we can think of to remind people that print magazines still exist. (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard must be really exhausted if she doesn't even have the strength to remove her bikini top. On the other hand, that top is definitely working overtime to do its job. (hornyoyster.com)