Considering how much we care about the well-being of our readers (no, really!), it wouldn't feel right celebrating our new look this week without giving you the chance to update yours as well—which is why we're glad the Powers That Be have lowered the price on our two exclusive Fleshbot t-shirt designs, perfect for wearing to your next family dinner or for impressing your coworkers with your discriminating taste in smut when Casual Friday rolls around. (Note: Busty Fleshbot minion model not included.)

· Fleshbot T-Shirts: "Pure Filth" and "She Did What?" ($15 each @ shop.gawker.com)

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