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We've never really looked at a vibrator and thought, "Man, this would be so much better if it were covered in velvet and diamonds!" Well, apparently someone else did, but thankfully, it's more like a simulation than the real thing. Have you ever tried to keep diamond-encrusted velvet clean? (babeland.com)