Myla Makes Your Holiday Shopping Easier Sexier

There's only eighteen more shopping days until Christmas (and just four until Chanuka!), and so many styles of lingerie to choose from. How are you supposed to find the perfect sexy selection for the lady (or crossdresser) in your life? More »

Bookkake: Where Sticky Pages Are Part Of The Fun

And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we're paddling ourselves with our copy of "Porn 101" for not thinking of it first. But we're glad someone did: It's an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just hope they remember to wipe down the books before shipping them out. (bookkake.com - thanks Rachel)

Guys, if you're clueless about how to buy sexy underwear for that special lady in your life, Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole has surprisingly useful video shopping tips. Tip No. 1: If you want to continue to have a girlfriend, don't let her catch you watching this video. (spike.com)

Maison Close: Fancy Underwear For Upscale Window Shoppers

If you like your lingerie sold without international burlesque stars—or in some case, without the lingerie—you might enjoy the online catalog for French undie maker Maison Close. The collection is bit limited, and the website a bit too Flash-y, but they do have a gorgeous model showing off their barely-there unmentionables and designer spanking rulers. Sometimes the clothes aren't even there at all, which means the store is losing a lot of money or people are buying luxury air. It sure doesn't hurt to browse though. More »

Whipspider Brings Tentacle Sex To Your Bedroom

While you're trying to figure out that whole tentacle sex thing, you might consider doing a little at home research with the Tentacle dildo from Whipspider Rubberworks. It's not quite the same things as experiencing ... you know, real tentacles, but sometimes it's better to start off slow and work your way up where certain things are concerned. (whipspiderrubberworks.com, via notcot.org)

Rubber 55: Latex Goes Viral

Say you're a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear—you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don't even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a video parody of "MTV Cribs" that shows off your sense of humor and your wardrobe collection at the same time, get it up on YouTube, and you'll be an overnight viral sensation. (OK, so it took a little over a year for this video to reach us—which means maybe the overnight part didn't work out that great. But then no one moves fast when they're wearing a rubber catsuit.) More »

If you're a fan of naked babe photographer Richard Kern and/or naked babes in general, show your love with a hot t-shirt sporting—what else?—a hot naked babe by Richard Kern. And while you're at it, check out the photos of the collection shot by Fleshbot fave Ellen Stagg. We can't guarantee that you'll look as good in them as Justine Joli does ... but then again, who can? (mishkanyc.com, via sexinart.net)

Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems—a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and—most important of all—does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Odyssey Tickles More Than Just Your Fancy

After getting acquainted with Babeland's Nubby G and Aquawand, I was pretty excited to try out the third and final vibe in their line: the Odyssey Tickler. Looking like a strange cross between a penis and a flower (yeah, I know), the vibe promises strong, powerful vibration coupled with some delicate tickling nubs. Which, really, sounds like the perfect combination to me. More »

25 Things To Help Dirty Your Home

The design connoisseurs at Crib Candy present a collection of 25 pieces of "furniture, decoration and accessories that will send the right message when you bring someone back to your crib" (i.e., "I am flush enough to be able to afford over a thousand dollars on a custom built mahogany and bamboo silk sex chair, and therefore you should boink me.") Of course, we here at Fleshbot Central are already up to our dirtpipes in sexy design books, bug porn, and infidelity kits ... but if anyone wants to pick us up some public sex-themed planters or a set of boobshelves, we couldn't think of a more appropriate hostess gift the next time you come visit. More »

True to the suspiciously press release-y sounding tip we received this morning, Parisian fashion label Locher's frilly feminine tops might look all innocent and girly until you get closer and notice that fancy embroidery says things like "Fucked In The Head", "Will Fuck For Shoes", and "I ♥ Porn". Which only "those that read" instead of those who just stare at boobs will appreciate, of course. (There are still a few folks like that out there. right?) (lochers.com - thanks C.)

Stumped for what to get your mom for Mother's Day this coming weekend? Yahoo came up with an idea which we hadn't considered before ... and don't particularly want to, either. Guess we'll just stick with that FTD floral bouquet after all, thank you. (Click for photo - thanks Doug)

The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn't require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about "pulling out early," because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)

Some day, we'll all make love in red velour sleep pods with built-in champagne dispensers and flat-screen TVs, but even in the future we probably still won't have a way to get those stubborn stains out of your sheets. (Gizmodo)

Meet your exciting new sex pillow, which is pretty much exactly the same as your boring old sex pillow except for the fact that it comes with its own satin storage bag. Somewhere, George Clooney is kicking himself for going with the Liberator. (therightposition.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Falling In Love Again With The Nubby G

The original Nubby G was my first love. With its curved neck and a nubby ring around the base, it was perfectly constructed to stimulate the g-spot as it tickled your clit (or anus, if you prefer). Oh, and it was cheap, too: an important concern for a broke young college student. More »

The good news is that Abercrombie and Fitch is bringing back their glamour magazine/clothing catalog/spank mag that was discontinued five years ago because of all the sexiness. The bad news is that it's $200 and only available in London. That's great, but when do they start selling clothes again? (independent.co.uk + fashiongossipweekly.com + straight.com)

Why are you wasting your time trying to find the best way to watch porn on the iPhone when you can view smut on a much bigger screen ... without even leaving the Apple Store! To be fair, the old guy's eyes are so bad he probably thought he was looking at an iPhone. (Flickr, via iphonesavior.com + Gizmodo)

Breaking: Naughty Ad Collection Shows That Sex Sells

You probably haven't noticed this before because advertising is such a subtle and sophisticated art form, but companies that sell things will occasionally use sexual imagery in their sales pitches in an effort to entice you buy their products. It's true! By showcasing their wares alongside something else that the public finds appealing—a beautiful woman, an romantic story, vaginas—the consumer will subconsciously associate that product with their sexual urges ... and then act on that urge by buying lite beer or awful-smelling body sprays. Again, you probably weren't even aware this was happening because marketing executives are like trickster gods that can convince you to do their bidding and pay for the privilege of doing so. You should study advertising blog TrendHunter's list of the top sexual ads of recent memory (or our "advertising" tag page, where you've seen many of these pitches before) so that you will be better prepared to handle them in real life. Now if you'll excuse us, we just remembered that we have to go buy a sandwich or a car or something. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Going (And Coming) Green With The Eco-Sexy Kit

As the globe continues to heat up, our collective urge to go green gets stronger. But what to do when things start heating up in the bedroom too? If you're looking for some environmentally conscious naked fun — or just can't resist a certain kind of environmentally conscious marketing hype — consider Babeland's Eco-Sexy Kit: an earth- and body-friendly toy box full of goodies that practically guarantee your fair share of a different kind of global warming. And you won't have to worry about your carbon offset in the morning! More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rascal Doubleteamer

Two and a third feet long and two and a quarter inches around lies the Rascal Video-branded Doubleteamer two-headed dildo. If this horrifies you, remember that you are only responsible to take half of it. More »

As she made very clear in a certain now-infamous speech at the AVN Awards this year, Jenna Jameson did not get to be the successful businesswoman she is today by letting people walk all over her. Unless of course you happen to be a skateboard aficionado who decides to shell out for one of Zoo York's new limited edition Jenna decks, in which case walking all over her would be pretty much the point. (commercial-archive.com; also spotted @ copyranter.blogspot.com)

Continuing in the long tradition of people who purchase personal electronic items that come preloaded with porn, a UK woman claims she was "stunned" to find "graphic images" on a brand new cellphone she bought at Woolworths. We're starting to feel like we're shopping at the wrong stores. (ukpress.google.com)

Despite whatever they say, all isn't always fair in love and war ... though French Letter's "fair trade" condoms (complete with a Fair Trade Deal Trading logo) at least go some way towards making sure that fucking your brains out doesn't mean having to compromise all of your ethical principles. Now all you have to worry about is that war part. (french-letter.co.uk, via walletmouth.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Delight Vibrator Makes A Good Thing Better

After my incredible experience with the Curve, I found myself wondering: what would happen if you took the sensuous shape of the Curve and turned it into a vibrator? Would the best dildo ever transform into the best vibrator ever, or would something be lost in translation? To find out, I turned to the Delight. Also manufactured by Fun Factory, this little swirl of, um, delight has already gotten a good deal of attention—and rightly so. Combining both form and function, the Delight is pretty to look at, easy to use, and packs a (surprisingly) serious punch. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Curve (The Best Dildo Ever?)

When we think of innovative sex toys, we rarely think of dildos. Unlike their vibrating sisters (brothers?), dildos tend to be pretty predictable: they mostly come in one shape, with limited variation in width and girth. Hence my delight at discovering the Curve, a uniquely shaped silicone dildo unlike any I've seen before — and I've seen a lot of them. With a pleasing form that proves that a sex toy doesn't need a motor to put a little buzz in your step, the Curve may just be my new favorite sex toy. More »

Peeking In On The Knicker Picker Virtual Dressing Room

Buying clothes online can be a bit of a hassle—you never quite know what you're going to get. That outfit may look great in the picture, but how will it look on an actual body? If you've been worrying about a potential lingerie purchase, the Knicker Picker is here to help. As a "virtual dressing room," the site offers three models to help you preview different selections of lingerie: choose a model, watch her step onto your screen, pick out an outfit for her to try on, and see how it looks: from the front, from behind, and super up close. Or you could forget about actually buying something and just check out the models from the front, from behind, and super up close. Either way ... what have we been doing without it all this time? More »

Whether you celebrate with gifts, your right hand or Craigslist trolls, Valentine's Day is right around the corner and shopping tips are hitting the blogs: learn how to buy your honey undies (video) or create the ultimate private sex toy or lingerie wish list (to give or get) before your local jack shack runs out of lube and you're left holding the ... bag. (funkybrownchick.com + tinynibbles.com)

The Wal-Mart of Great Britain (seriously, the store is owned by Wal-Mart) has announced that it will no longer charge women more for bras with extra-large cup sizes. This is great news for breasts, but bad news for wet t-shirt contest operators everywhere. (reuters.com)

Still More Sexy eBay Auctions: The Return

Power sellers on eBay have known for years that nothing gets your ad more attention—and gets your item more bids—than featuring a nice picture of your product alongside a sexy babe. It's the same principle that makes The Price Is Right so successful. So if you're a hot babe looking to unload some slinky garments, why not use the online auction house and all that accumulatedf market research to turn a healthy profit? If you're lucky you might even get featured on Auction Diva Fashion, which serves as yet another place to spotlight those sellers who combine sexy headless bodies with even sexier feedback ratings. Meanwhile, buyers might find a naughty red dress or even some nice used panties—but not, you know ... used. That's a different store altogether. More »

Today is "Take Your Sub To Work Day" at the offices of sex toy emporium Stockroom.com. Unfortunately, all the employees take the same bus as this couple, so no one will make it in today. (avn.com + stockroom.com + bbc.co.uk)

We already knew that Babeland was where all the cool kids shopped for their sex toys, and now we hear that R.E.M. was recently seen at the Lower East Side store shooting scenes for an upcoming music video. (Er, R.E.M. is still cool, right?) No word on whether the scene included a Fleshlight cameo, but here's hoping. (billboard.com)

Yes, the Sears catalog is usually the go-to place for buying underwear, but some people like to mix it up and go another route. This guide to sexy lingerie shopping is for them. (In other words, everybody.) (debonairmag.com)

How would you like to own a coveted domain like cum.com, asshole.net, or blowjobs.us? Those URL's are all going up for auction this month, as is foreplay.com but most people just skip right over that site. (marketplacepro.moniker.com)

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Your "Cheap Sex" Inflate-A-Date

The blow-up doll has become an international symbol of low-rent depravity. And what accessory justifies your fear of commitment better than something that deflates under the weight of your love-spendings? Listening to the concerns of a nation that can't hitch its wagon to a rubberized three-hole counterpaart for more than one night, Topco has released a series of four archetypical one night stands in its Cheap Sex series. More »