By Dashiell Bennett, 12:01 PM on Mon Aug 28 2006, 1,543 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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It wasn't very long after the invention of the first vibrating video game controller that someone first got the idea of incorporating it into their sexual activities. (We're guessing the actual elapsed time was about two seconds.) The history of these dual-use pleasure devices is long and distinguished, but our pixel-humping sibling site Kotaku may have stumbled on a new wrinkle in the genre, courtesy of Xbox 360's new Live Vision Camera. While chatting online with a fellow gamer, you can now use your controller to active the vibration feature on the controller of the person you're talking to. The implications of this may not be entirely clear to the non-gamers out there, so we'll spell it out for you: you can put this thing in your vagina and have a Microsoft employee jerk you off from Seattle. Welcome to the future.

· GC06: "Major Nelson Alludes To Exciting Masturbatory Functions of Vision Cam!" (Kotaku)
· "Xbox teledildonics from xbox, with live video chat" (tinynibbles.com)

Previously: "Sex in Video Games" @ SxSW, Sex Toy TechWatch: Je Joue Programmable Vibrator, Virtual Reality Sex Machine, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?, Sexercise Bike Mod, Xbox Vibrator Mod